最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。328Please respect copyright.PENANA3JefmOVFD3
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。328Please respect copyright.PENANAzTlOaOsFUF
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?328Please respect copyright.PENANArP4yLk5XLw
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~328Please respect copyright.PENANANr0TDxcb12
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。328Please respect copyright.PENANAC8lLFyXPNb
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。328Please respect copyright.PENANAIz5QrJSHMI
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面328Please respect copyright.PENANANhiFLDGFto
我:我係戀物type328Please respect copyright.PENANAljJFejVaWh
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。328Please respect copyright.PENANApeJ7roN8cA
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?328Please respect copyright.PENANAOp9phpgJw0
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我:女裝328Please respect copyright.PENANAhCMOeikRIP
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?328Please respect copyright.PENANAWLHq2iDKeU
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。328Please respect copyright.PENANAWdMIcgM5Jj
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。328Please respect copyright.PENANAq55qOINt2c
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。328Please respect copyright.PENANAuXyz9NVQUg
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。328Please respect copyright.PENANAF8gZVo9rbB
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。328Please respect copyright.PENANAEuWuyVfulb
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。328Please respect copyright.PENANAsypBwhkSe9
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。328Please respect copyright.PENANATCKVpsRFic
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。328Please respect copyright.PENANAj0HnVyteoO
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?328Please respect copyright.PENANAMuOHHbM0AN
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阿玲:女朋友就有。328Please respect copyright.PENANAnpnaqjD35r
(暗笑地回道)328Please respect copyright.PENANABw38OYlVmu
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。328Please respect copyright.PENANA0VG3Mm4Ecy
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我:邊個邊個?328Please respect copyright.PENANAy9fR9kLlVi
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)328Please respect copyright.PENANAPaMHJ5r2P0
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。328Please respect copyright.PENANAKK0eGBa2VN
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。328Please respect copyright.PENANAB1QvmLEI7T
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。328Please respect copyright.PENANALQlsAXWvhO
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。328Please respect copyright.PENANARIyHauB7Zp
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。328Please respect copyright.PENANA4awfgCLivR
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。328Please respect copyright.PENANAqG2evkQnEf
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。328Please respect copyright.PENANAVO6vH3trUh
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!328Please respect copyright.PENANAvJwI5kFmpb
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。328Please respect copyright.PENANAG73ZJFy45n
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?328Please respect copyright.PENANAwm7JdhqTM1
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我:知少少啦~328Please respect copyright.PENANA89MEZXYLRz
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。328Please respect copyright.PENANAj6kNLGMYm0
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。328Please respect copyright.PENANAdUofLJh7Kc
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。328Please respect copyright.PENANAmhWWMcH9Vv
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?328Please respect copyright.PENANAEDgdEm5yik
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。328Please respect copyright.PENANAzBPpDts20w
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。328Please respect copyright.PENANA4d1Zy6Rs4M
(佢燦爛地笑道)328Please respect copyright.PENANAvi4U8tdHWG
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵328Please respect copyright.PENANAvB0UDpeuLn
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!328Please respect copyright.PENANACY0F3BmiaA
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。328Please respect copyright.PENANAzfTVMLft7j
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我:我問你一個問題呀?328Please respect copyright.PENANAUpDHIbvVbG
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阿玲:咩?328Please respect copyright.PENANAgpG3eAAbQX
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?328Please respect copyright.PENANA1YtPS6LIsw
(我挑逗地說)328Please respect copyright.PENANAvJIGVj5NgR
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。328Please respect copyright.PENANAVtvWUvoSWX
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妳個答案都有想像力。328Please respect copyright.PENANAIz97BBR58t
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。328Please respect copyright.PENANANcvh9Jl1Y1
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。328Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9nlf9OKkx
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。328Please respect copyright.PENANAlM0B8kVSiN
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「I love it when you call me senoirta328Please respect copyright.PENANAP5bt2gZYs9
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya328Please respect copyright.PENANAxoSohTIy2K
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la328Please respect copyright.PENANAOqJGFaAX23
It's true, la-la-la328Please respect copyright.PENANAUTIyJZ34mm
Ooh, I should be running328Please respect copyright.PENANAIGu72RnslB
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」328Please respect copyright.PENANACZo22gyNwl
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首歌名係Senorita328Please respect copyright.PENANAeuFVOGBVGK
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。328Please respect copyright.PENANAM42kKG02qS
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。328Please respect copyright.PENANAdubuGrDnoh
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。328Please respect copyright.PENANA0VCgTFrFFF
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?328Please respect copyright.PENANAnZQB2z20ok
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。328Please respect copyright.PENANAmsylAaiJeK
(挑逗地說)328Please respect copyright.PENANAO1KVNgS3tT
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。328Please respect copyright.PENANAUOJ9CfGy6N
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)328Please respect copyright.PENANAl69tfBJRhD
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。328Please respect copyright.PENANApYh5Bv7QZ6
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。328Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZVsxuXGhu
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。328Please respect copyright.PENANA4Cl1qUWCUm
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。328Please respect copyright.PENANAgP4StlLUjg
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。328Please respect copyright.PENANANaCNzbPxzb
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。328Please respect copyright.PENANAxyoy6fNFkS
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。328Please respect copyright.PENANASQsDHvSVA9
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我:一言為定328Please respect copyright.PENANAIOEAi5Yde8
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。328Please respect copyright.PENANA6I471cdbv7
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。328Please respect copyright.PENANAyc3To7GF0l
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。328Please respect copyright.PENANAxZctALQdqg
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。328Please respect copyright.PENANAR2utDfquNj
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.