->>>那一夜，燈光美（？）氣氛佳（？），天時地利人合之下，於是大魔王準備磨刀霍霍向小兔……1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT67EMRDElx
【凌家動物園 I 花心豹吃兔計畫】小兔不吃回頭草
By 喵芭渴死姬
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4. 那一夜……
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既然週末邀約的變數太多，那就乾脆辦個真正的慶功宴兼迎新宴，來歡迎新員工凌小兔的加入，這下小兔子總沒藉口逃掉了吧？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeks4Nvtqz
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藉著員工聚餐，表現出在芸芸眾生中專給小兔子的貼心與關愛，具體實踐「我的心裡只有你，沒有他～」的真諦，讓他在這獨一無二的愛中徹底淪陷，從而願意乖乖奉上白嫩嫩的兔肉什麼的……啊，哥真聰明！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiI2FD6wDn
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自言自語地握拳做了個Yes的動作，付墨擦了把想像中的口水，拿起電話將命令傳達下去。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1oipoJyNE
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「大王說今晚慶功迎新宴請吃飯！想吃什麼？大家快說！」李組長笑靨如菊花地宣布好消息，一時間辦公室就炸開了鍋，引起大家熱烈的討論。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDbTvdFX9k
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雖然是迎新宴，但身為一個小透明新人，小兔自然是不好意思發言，只好靜靜地聽大家討論，只是怎麼提出來的餐廳，一個比一個還讓他胃痛啊？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4tiaBBzIq
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「報告大王，大夥說吃川菜，XX川菜超正宗超……」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXKhzrvd6g
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「駁回。」付墨頭也不抬。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dP2zez592
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「……」於是李組長摸摸鼻子，跑了回去。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6l0e1EYsa
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五分鐘後……1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk45rmFFys
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「要不麻辣火鍋吃到飽？咱妹子們都說讚！」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyiETb1ESn
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「駁回。」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCFZVOcjzM
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「……」於是李組長只好又灰溜溜地跑回去。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyXuMgsFa4
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五分鐘後……1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LYZgo31r4
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「蒙古燒烤啵棒的！吃過的漢子們都誇他烤得又香又辣又……」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqFmPWpZwv
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「駁……」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GfF0NthnF
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「大王啊～您就說想吃什麼吧？」李組長痛哭流涕地跪了。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43ldg1Uzv8
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「哼……」一絲邪魅的微笑自Boss大王的嘴角勾起，頓時把底下的小李子給嚇得一抖。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvvzd2vp1x
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這、這又是什麼意思啊？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ns1HOLceb
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焦慮地抓了下頭髮，李組長咬著手指，誠惶誠恐地心想，最近的聖意真難猜啊！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtRUdmElXY
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站在一家頗為高級的法式餐廳前，眾人目瞪口呆地心想，公司啥時變這麼凱了？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1hZ0uJrDx
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見不是什麼麻辣川菜館，凌小兔總算是鬆了口氣，卻也忍不住在心裡哀嚎，沒想到整個辦公室都是愛吃辣的，還以為今晚得鬧胃痛了，不過，法式料理也誇張了點吧？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd5Yk7q6Rw
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環視一圈每個人的表情，尤其是小兔被驚呆的樣子，付墨滿意地微勾起嘴角，保持從容的淡笑說：「隨意點，超出預算的由我出。」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzRlvG4PJI
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「喔耶～」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm5LFw6rXc
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全員歡呼，小兔傻眼，見狀，付墨更加得意了，在腦補中帥氣地撥了下瀏海心想，哥就是這麼有本事！小兔快愛上慷慨大方的我吧！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY34lZwDaH
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跟著眾人進入餐廳找座位，小兔摸了摸有些漲的肚子，狀似呆傻的表情下，卻是後悔莫急的唏噓——早知道不吃辣，剛才就不先偷吃麵包墊肚子了啊！！！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutbrFzwrS8
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完全會錯意的付墨，看準小兔挑的位子，就第一時間搶先按住他旁邊的空位，並瞪了一眼同時摸上椅子的人。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ745kuBtn7p
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「呃，貧道掐指一算，發現這位子的風水跟我的八字不太合！」員工小甲汗了一把，趕緊逃之夭夭。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pjqz6ZBup
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「？」完全不知道發生什麼事，小兔疑惑地歪了頭，原來坐位子還要看風水啊？回家記得告訴姊姊，說不定她寫新書時用得到。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6B3aF9z8lh
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不理會小甲的白目發言，付墨噙著優雅的淡笑在小兔身邊坐下後，忽感一道熱烈的視線從另一側傳來，便下意識地轉頭一看，竟是設計部門裡有名的正港女漢子，所謂的正港女漢子可不是指動作和個性，而是全身心的意味，此刻，這位女漢子同事正「含情脈脈」看著他燦笑。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGUctrIBdC
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「……」於是，付墨只好淡默地轉回頭，裝作沒發現的樣子。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdNTzYsBgN
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「？！」然而，將此景全看進眼裡的小兔，則是大大誤會了，他震驚萬分地心想，沒想到才過四年，學長的口味就變這麼大！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A0GyQ4tPh
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「咳，想吃什麼？」淡定地拿起菜單，付墨深情款款地看向小兔。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3B5UcAx7X
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「呃……」完全沒注意到對方傳來的愛意，小兔僅是黑線地瞪著菜單，想找出一道最不佔胃的食物，可惜他對法國菜毫無概念，怎樣都有看沒有懂。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYOKKstJWQ
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注意到他困惑的表情，付墨很快就意會過來，心想好機會，便對服務生招手，「我幫你點吧。」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrlaS51OYW
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「啊？」聽著付墨對服務生說一堆聽不懂的菜名，小兔欲哭無淚地在內心哀嚎，別點那麼多啊，我的胃還漲著啊！！！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrf9s7sOEL
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接下來的一個小時裡，在李組長的帶頭下，全部門員工皆帶著八卦的詭笑，觀賞現場版的柔情大王純小兔。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEZGDW1ZJf
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「來，多吃點。」付墨殷勤地夾菜給小兔，努力表現自己的無微不至。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEc8fQ9FHq
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「謝、謝謝……」小兔回以害羞靦靦的怯笑。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbreq7sBkLB
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「呼嘿嘿……」嘴裡含著食物低笑的女漢子同事，目光更是興奮地透出青綠的腐意。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OC8gJrbRD
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然而，在這看似散發粉紅泡泡的放閃畫面中，沒人發現那羞怯嬌笑背後的真相……1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgurdhr26sy
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拜託不要再塞食物過來了啊啊啊啊！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNkxu12OEk
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已經撐到不能再撐的小兔，偏又不好意思當眾拒絕上司的好意，只能回以尷尬地傻笑，心中卻是有苦說不出。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNxrVFb23X
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好不容易撐到這頓飯結束，小兔揉了揉快要漲爆的胃，以為總算要脫離苦海了，才跟大家跨出餐廳大門，就被人攔住去路。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaB21FOw3b
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「晚了，一個人回去危險，我送你。」付墨用最溫柔磁性的嗓音說道。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02hsgV5wfw
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「？！」其他人疑惑地看了看手錶，這才八點啊，哪裡晚了？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d96c5RFkd
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「欸？」小兔也愣住了，「還、還好吧？」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85epK1khaI
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「夜深，外面壞人多。」不再給予回應的機會，付墨拉過他的手就朝停車處走，「走吧。」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxLvBirNk3
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欸？？？？！！！！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgcOErPMeA
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反應向來遲緩的小兔，還來不及在心中欸完，就呆楞地被拉上付墨的車。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSuagn3Eyt
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被拋下的一群人，無言地抬頭看看才剛暗下的天色，不約而同地心想，夜深你個頭啦！我們自己回去就不危險了是吧？大王，您不待這麼偏心啊啊啊！！！！！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQqzKwAfyE
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帥氣豪華的新款奧迪在台北街頭穿梭，車內的人卻是一路無語。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jWQ1pSnUd
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臉上保持淡定的付墨，心裡卻是不斷算計著接下來的計畫——等到達目的地後，趁小兔下車前的那段時間，視線昏暗，兩人欲語還羞，氣氛最佳，正是告白好時機！1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlwrFBgd0u
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學長到底想要幹嘛啊？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByTUE3aWsk
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凌小兔拼命看著窗外，對付墨今天的各種奇怪行為感到無法理解，回想起這段日子所發生的事，才驚覺好像有什麼不太對勁，心裡也就更加忐忑不安了。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlFPh5tJoz
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左捱右熬，車子終於在家門口停下，小兔立刻就解開安全帶，支支吾吾地說：「謝、謝謝，我……」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvUtbTJlpw
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話還沒說完，就聽到一聲久違的熟悉呼喚……1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfUtctMm46
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「小兔子……」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vQBxhDF6a
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以迷人的低沈嗓音說出過往常用的親密暱稱，付墨自然地擺出最酷帥的姿勢，思忖著等下該用什麼角度轉過頭去才最性感。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAuM1RowzG
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怎麼突然這樣叫？難道是想起來了？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBNo9FiRvg
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錯愕地看向對方，小兔的心臟跟著劇烈跳動起來，卻不肯定自己到底是想要哪種答案。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNvgsiAm1n
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「一直想這麼叫你。」嘴角揚起優雅的微笑，付墨溫柔地看著小兔，「就像那個人一樣，可愛單純……」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZscmTI5LK
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那、那個人？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡed0oHw4G5d
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非預料中的對話，讓小兔征楞地想著，像那個人？什麼意思？1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCAv6PKtyM
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小兔子天然呆傻的可愛表情，讓付墨看得心超癢，真恨不得馬上就地撲兔，但為了長遠著想，他仍是咬牙忍了下來，見時機也差不多了，便決定開始進入重點，「我.....」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY590Hlz0lA
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可惜，話才說出一個字，對面的玻璃窗就忽然啪一聲，貼上一張披頭散髮眼冒青光的白臉，嚇得他頓時倒抽一口氣，還差點咬到舌頭，「？！」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qtlE6UMdt
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察覺到背後的聲響，小兔回過頭，看見黏在窗上的臉，便立刻開門下車，「貝兒！」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJlUoI0ny6
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「尼門在幹嘛啊？」操著異國口音的貝兒，歪頭看向在車內拍胸喘氣的付墨，剛洗完頭的長髮濕漉漉地貼在臉上和肩上，加上台美混血兒的他本身就膚色偏白，被暈黃的路燈一照，還真有點詭譎的阿飄氣氛。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNomdtvZpER
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「沒、沒幹嘛，謝謝總經理送我回來！」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KdOlFDBzo
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心想獲救的小兔隨口道了謝，就抓著貝兒往家裡跑，留下被打斷告白的付墨在車上獨自生悶氣，「……」 1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGdL6ilbH0
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仍驚魂未定的小兔，一時沒聽懂問題，「什、什麼雞？」1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiHt5pACGy
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「就是剛才送你回來的那個雞泥啊～」貝兒往窗外開過的車子指了指。1172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4ZJxlSjqA
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