Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgpIK2qu55
And I walked on into town (alright)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAp2uHmvCX
I saw a girl with big blue fins227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55ZvsLVieO
And her fins right on the ground227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLfPn0P3JV
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96PebUlCqc
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And let me tell you something 'bout this girl227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrgh7oVsYm
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyZuiB35Pa
The ground to my beef227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e3Z2op3UL
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx9IUo1zep
But there's just one thing about her227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekIcR8fWLU
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYVbmP8jp5
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYDjPAsyZx
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIeF2F7Zvd
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQIQAbv9XY
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGOq9JmJ2x
We're not blood related227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9kFSAfG6K
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
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You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqjRBAGUhe
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5RMbb97pE
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEocDfwLf0G
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmvFtpK6Yc
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
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She's everything I need (you're everything I need)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hfa2pCldH
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Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotUEfXqKKk
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjbOUtxiS6
You got me hooked and my breath is baited227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkfDjlxDxr
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfZDZLFWpd
Still not blood related
Woo!227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndhO165eCU
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You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1NOg5VaoZ
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcfD8fckqY
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSyZU4lusM
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUJ0XsQ9WJ
One thing led to another227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8H5UparMr4
And if I want this girl to be family227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk6J4Rs46H
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
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The wheels of my truck227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeZSveOSdg
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW04HYV1QT
And there ain't one thing about him227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW7vW23Hbd
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDtTdXwrxo
Now honey, I know it might take a while227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60zoximDUO
For you to get sitiated (I understand)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX10dV8GyU
But I'm in love with your brother even though227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xvcj5lzrn
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHyI6Z1xBr
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
