雖然不是第一次帶新人,但是有鑑於怕被發現到自己的信息素,是如此好吃,我央求同事幫我買了一整打聽說很有用的消除信息素的除味香水。29Please respect copyright.PENANAdaME0JkdxM
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嗯?問我為什麼之前都不噴?29Please respect copyright.PENANAq2zVQvPKSp
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你該問問那些機掰郎啊!我第一次帶新人時就已經找了好幾種超強力除味香水,在辦公桌上擺了一整排,路過的同事一開始還以為是我打算開代購,還驚動上司跑來問我是不是公司給的薪水不夠?在上司的關切下那時好傻好天真的我就說出了原因。29Please respect copyright.PENANAzHjBKK0wl3
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整層樓都爆炸了,我桌上的除味香水通通不見,取而代之的是一疊新台幣……29Please respect copyright.PENANASWusBlDb0m
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「是誰!新人明天就要來了!」我瘋狂的翻找我的辦公桌,連我預防萬一裝在小瓶子裡的也通通不見,全部都變成錢了!29Please respect copyright.PENANAPHTGFVebiv
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「我們不准你噴!」一個熟悉的聲音傳進耳裡。29Please respect copyright.PENANAPzUJ0VYmkb
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作夢也沒想到,這年頭原來還有上下關係如此緊密的公司……沒想到上司和老闆竟然也混在吃白飯的行列中!29Please respect copyright.PENANAW8WkXTzf2O
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聽他們說,我的味道,真的是……很下飯……29Please respect copyright.PENANAkX1edZNSBT
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在同事和上司的包夾下,我那陣子就算每天挾帶一小罐都會在我不注意時不見,然後依據量的大小轉換成錢……29Please respect copyright.PENANArFMUpUyY9q
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啥?你問我這次為什麼可以?29Please respect copyright.PENANAoyH0BRXewR
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哈哈哈,業力引爆,因果好輪迴,隨著我帶的新人越來越多,他們發現到每個月月底時加入吃白飯行列的人越來越多,能分到的味道也越來越少,所以這次才不甘不願的同意讓我噴上除味香水,雖然是他們幫我買的。29Please respect copyright.PENANAD3EUKD4xDO
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老實說看到他們一臉不甘不願的臉,我就覺得很爽,超爽的那種。29Please respect copyright.PENANA3U8btN3wcJ
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所以我決定,好好善待這個新人,雖然只來一個月,但是能讓我看著這些人上上下下吃鱉一個月,我就覺得很值得了。29Please respect copyright.PENANA5zLb6ku9op
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「好的,我們這個處室業務大致上就到這裡,今天就先到此為止,你先好好消化,我晚一點會抽問你。」按照以往公司的帶新人SOP我帶著這個陳算相弟弟先介紹了老闆和上司的辦公處以及一些眉角後,就讓他好好的休息消化。29Please respect copyright.PENANAtFlQnkz0v8
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「是的!」眼前的新人精神飽滿的回應,看著他這麼神采奕奕的樣子,我很滿意。29Please respect copyright.PENANAYcFWQCDVnT
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這才是正常新人的嘴臉啊!以前那個什麼,看見我就像看見八兩肉的鹽酥雞一樣,一個沒注意就盯著人流口水,然後還會忍不住接過同事遞來的白飯對著我扒飯,我明明才是他的直屬!29Please respect copyright.PENANAWoxi0rpOFP
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「等等中午你有想吃什麼嗎?」看著看著我龍心大悅,這個見習的新人越看越順眼。29Please respect copyright.PENANA28hLAzTYJt
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「呃!」乖巧新人突然面部表情僵掉。29Please respect copyright.PENANA30nK8BKqCq
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「嗯?你中午有訂便當嗎?」29Please respect copyright.PENANAieQjXDsQuG
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「沒、沒有!」可能是看見我的臉色變了,他很快就反應過來。29Please respect copyright.PENANAl9v3CV96mY
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「那我中午帶你出去外面吃。」法喜的我當然要好好的犒賞這新人,這一個月我要讓他胖個十公斤回去!29Please respect copyright.PENANA3A3qbhqFMn
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賭上我顏穌跡的名譽!29Please respect copyright.PENANAoXaYF1psXO
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「好的!」29Please respect copyright.PENANAVubjqvU4S2
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「很好!」看見他臉上蹦出的淡淡粉色,我很滿意他對我提議的反應,這樣子只能把自己的口袋名單挖出來請他吃了!29Please respect copyright.PENANAKoWlTaTbNL
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其實顏穌跡很得公司上下喜愛,是用物理的方式來愛著他的(?)29Please respect copyright.PENANAcSRQLZv4la
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順提八兩肉就是炸雞洋行裡的八兩雞改過來的(ㄍ