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我早上問了蛋塔我要不要剪短頭髮,她看著我打量了一會,非常詳盡地問了我要剪什麼樣的東西,是像那個誰,還是像哪個誰,多短來著之類的。26Please respect copyright.PENANAMUEuzf3LNl
我:就、就短髮?反正長很快??26Please respect copyright.PENANAf7wQnglz0b
蛋塔:?妳男的嗎?反正長很快?26Please respect copyright.PENANA43g9zIWQbB
後來她說這決定太重大了請我自己好好想想,然後後來我忘了甚麼時候她又說你就剪阿。26Please respect copyright.PENANAReDcqbtwhw
就就就要去選修,然後因為不喜歡那個老師,所以一點也不想去。那個老師的表達力真的震驚我爹娘的差,虧她成大中文系還是輔英教授,真的,零分,文字表達力也零分,出了八本書長這樣也是醉了。26Please respect copyright.PENANAc1fQbJIlo9
然後我去廁所完要回我座位收東西,就發現我的座位被一群同學佔據了(沒有討厭的意思)。26Please respect copyright.PENANAQKas7qUllD
但是佔據我位子的那些男的女的我一點也不熟,但我知道都是好人(對)26Please respect copyright.PENANA7icgX4vNwF
反正我就跑去蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱。26Please respect copyright.PENANAXuuzJ9F7tB
然後夏爾加突然走過來:ㄟ你位子被占走了26Please respect copyright.PENANAExoMii4596
我:喔我有看到阿。26Please respect copyright.PENANAuajfd0bOg7
夏爾加:你不趕走嗎?26Please respect copyright.PENANA4ViMpcfN30
我:沒必要吧,等一下就走了26Please respect copyright.PENANAGj8Dc9QU07
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?26Please respect copyright.PENANAIjhxfEgter
我:為甚麼要趕走?26Please respect copyright.PENANAO6wIQpvtgq
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?26Please respect copyright.PENANAtU1as3DoPH
(鬼打牆許久)26Please respect copyright.PENANAQdMfNrrM4J
夏爾加:你不覺得有人坐在你座位上很噁心嗎?26Please respect copyright.PENANAZlXQq4Y2bA
我:?26Please respect copyright.PENANAdVeX44Ghh0
(其實我下一句本來想接我有酒精我等等想噴,結果蛋塔開口了)26Please respect copyright.PENANA2C8MxHanTJ
蹲在旁邊收東西的蛋塔:?我聽得到喔,不太對吧?26Please respect copyright.PENANAaExwiQ790p
然後夏爾加就跑去上課了。26Please respect copyright.PENANAa3ZBUg3mJH
然後我就繼續在蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱,因為我位子上還有人。26Please respect copyright.PENANAM6aqk75YGw
我:嗚,我不想上課26Please respect copyright.PENANAWHBAibX08L
蛋塔:不行,你要(摸頭26Please respect copyright.PENANA6NpWraiSzQ
然後我座位沒人了我就回去收東西,抬頭她就在我前面等我要一起走,好爽(X)26Please respect copyright.PENANAkeUrAeFq9C
然後到了要分別的路口,她就停下來了:不行我好不想去上課。26Please respect copyright.PENANAdsaDxfayoI
我:超好笑,我也是噢26Please respect copyright.PENANAdaxDnRUKmL
然後她好就碎念了甚麼我沒聽清,然後:噢不行啦我要去上課26Please respect copyright.PENANArtA2z7eQ56
然後她就跑了,笨26Please respect copyright.PENANAPMLuBFzhEE
後來中午她就把我堵在門口(X),跟我說她把作文放在桌上現在很多人在看她作文。26Please respect copyright.PENANA4lCgnWjIEa
我:那我能去看嗎?26Please respect copyright.PENANA3qO2bS50rV
蛋塔:不行26Please respect copyright.PENANA48LDfyjERm
後來要睡覺的時候她桌上放了本漫畫我就拿起來偷看惹(光明正大)26Please respect copyright.PENANAU0rZ337by4
看到要睡覺,鐘打了,她就摸摸我頭說該回去睡了吧。26Please respect copyright.PENANAybG4HKleFx
嘶摸頭頻率高到快樂。26Please respect copyright.PENANAaBb1ZTNWVq
然後體育課輪到她那組打躲避球,然後我就自告奮勇地去當了裁判。26Please respect copyright.PENANA8lDvrFHLaM
我說的時候那個同學的表情變成(⊙o⊙),然後喔喔喔,好啊你當。那同學雖然跟我不熟,但我上學期打排球也是這樣說我要當裁判(然後打球都:我站在那裏看你們就好)(同一個組別)26Please respect copyright.PENANAlziSDMfIvA
然後中間有一段蛋塔被集火了十多球,她都沒有被打到,然後還接到球,碰一下,反殺了對面,好帥。26Please respect copyright.PENANAQVCJG9226r
然後走回教室的時候又在拉她手。26Please respect copyright.PENANAneSgzdRdPZ
暈船狗汪汪汪,然後後來要上歷史課的時候我也這樣,A了她漫畫看然後不想回去,然後又被摸頭。26Please respect copyright.PENANALs6y90JtO9
對不起我就暈。26Please respect copyright.PENANAkZ8vKdHVyp
今天依舊沒跟她說掰掰。26Please respect copyright.PENANAsQ9RcBtfQU
然後晚上我很無聊(其實也沒有),反正在跟別人講有點正經的事情,然後一邊聽一邊改了她暱稱,因為好玩(我以為不會跳通知)26Please respect copyright.PENANAfSJgHH4WYP
結果過了十分多鐘,她傳了一頁通知給我,都我改的。26Please respect copyright.PENANA6QDCW9kVYM
蛋塔:妳好吵w26Please respect copyright.PENANA6MUYatUKu7
我:我很抱歉(26Please respect copyright.PENANAgwugdbD9M2
然後我們就開始聊天惹,然後我就問說我cp戒指該用甚麼款式。26Please respect copyright.PENANAHSNA8KPO4v
她:必須是對方眼睛顏色的寶石wwwwwwww26Please respect copyright.PENANAStxHsB9J3d
噢,然後我又問了妳會把喜歡比喻成甚麼具體的東西嗎?26Please respect copyright.PENANAMlj3xIami6
(其實我本來只是想讓她隨便回答個名詞就好,反正有了名詞掰原因就簡簡單單。)26Please respect copyright.PENANA2VRvdMiQ7s
她:玻璃吧。26Please respect copyright.PENANAYIAgB5pMkU
然後非常詳盡地跟我解釋了玻璃的由來。26Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y8BaueeN0
我:感覺很適用曖昧關係。26Please respect copyright.PENANAVYCphfzMQZ
她:就是。26Please respect copyright.PENANA76lPQWlats
我:等等等等等,我問個突然又偏題的問題,妳曖昧過?26Please respect copyright.PENANAMLbLmqX1yf
蛋塔:確實偏題又突然,但是有。26Please respect copyright.PENANA4g9xptbpOc
我:(掏瓜26Please respect copyright.PENANAiAbIuqbTPo
蛋塔:不可能想吃瓜吧26Please respect copyright.PENANAttCtwBJllj
我:(期待26Please respect copyright.PENANA2eaCtrVevd
蛋塔:我懶得講ㄏㄏ26Please respect copyright.PENANAIpNZHLml8A
然後她講了。26Please respect copyright.PENANATmndfqVtsO
反正反正,她上一個曖昧對象不復存在的原因是線上太不會聊天了。26Please respect copyright.PENANAo0RSGPaxx9
我總感覺脖子涼涼的(X),沒,我是說太好笑惹。26Please respect copyright.PENANAFZa70BsrF4
然後她講完故事後(大概講了一個小時?),她突然消失了十分鐘,然後跟我說,她剛去滑了一下聊天紀錄,好尷尬好笨。26Please respect copyright.PENANAekDzw7BHKj
我整個,好好奇噢。26Please respect copyright.PENANAR6f9de8Dtu
後來我就跟他說我今天搭錯公車走回家然後沒帶鑰匙更蠢。26Please respect copyright.PENANArT74e01IY2
她:確實wwwwwwww26Please respect copyright.PENANAii1V4Gjuod
我:?不該先反駁嗎??妳倒是反駁阿!26Please respect copyright.PENANAVG06C2PxAg
她:wwwwwwwwww不要,我不要26Please respect copyright.PENANAMeXgAcoLIr
哭哭噢,我跟她從二十七號聊到二十八號,真好。
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