返到屋企,今次我係好慢咁打開個鐵匣,因為我驚嘈醒……「仲咩咁大陣酒未啊,比你娘親知道你飲咁多就你實死。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAKXHP2VQKFP
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唔駛驚啦,已經嘈醒左。817Please respect copyright.PENANAGdQIAmc4xI
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「阿爸。」我對住老牛大人講,無咩心機咁講。817Please respect copyright.PENANA8PMcc1uGqI
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「搞咩啊你,咁既死款既,又比女飛啊。」老牛大人佢講笑咁講,但我真係笑唔出聲。817Please respect copyright.PENANALZCF1miRBC
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我無咩點理佢呢句說話,就只係問左佢一個問題:「阿爸,你果陣係點追阿媽架?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAtII7YGOvgx
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老牛大人見到我咁認真問佢,同都好認真咁望住我,然後搭住我膀頭行去屋企個露台仔,然後話:「當時你娘親好多人追架,但係佢都不為所動,而我未係佢身邊不停咁等囉。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAaZEGJGbB3b
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「不停咁等……」我望一望佢,然後問:「但你先前唔係話你都會約阿媽去行街,仲搞大左佢既肚又盛既?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAZHv3P8gjwx
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「咁都要追到手先做到呢D野架。」佢又一巴打左過黎,「點解你D阿哥咁醒,但生得你咁蠢既。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAfmHMgeIaKq
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「你就不停咁等佢?」我又問佢。817Please respect copyright.PENANAT8TQBdZWZJ
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「咁追女仔,一係就好快手追到,一係就有排都追唔到架啦。」佢同我講:「我地做男人係蝕底D架拿,男追女隔重山,女追男隔層紗,除非你係有錢仔又或者你阿爹有錢啦,如果唔係你都只會係追女行列。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAoBcUeAG3MR
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係呢個時候,我靈機一動咁望住佢:「所以我追唔到女仔,其實都可以話因為阿爸你無錢?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAU6HlBUevhy
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又一巴打左過黎:「仆街仔,串我啊。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAfOJ8LXWKBl
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「唔敢唔敢。」我傻笑左幾下,然後又問:「咁你就一直等阿媽鐘意你?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAgZllF93DMO
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「傻仔,呢個世間上有分兩種女仔,一種係好易追既女仔,一種係好難追既女仔。」我聽完阿爸咁講後,呆左咁話:「你頭先講左野架拿?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAcRHJvkw0Uv
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「屌!你咁撚蠢咩都要講到咁白架。」老牛大人睥左我一眼後講:「易追果D,可能係因為物質同靚仔關係,但如果唔講呢兩個關係,就係佢地未試過戀愛,呢D女仔都會好渴望愛情,會好冀盼自己第一次既戀愛係點,所以呢D女仔一有人追既話,而追佢果個人條件唔太差,就可以追到架拿。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAX9n6aI3v5m
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佢講完之後靜左幾秒望實我,然後問:「消化完未啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANA7vZkrtnfi7
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「仲消化緊。」我答。817Please respect copyright.PENANAgb2xLsKkA2
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「咁你聽埋呢個一齊消化啦。」老牛大人又講:「難追果D,通常就係眼角高又或者有好多人追,根本就睇你唔上眼,所以再追都無用,再過落去就只會係傻仔一名,但除左咁,仲有一D女仔係經歷過幾次戀愛,想慢慢咁找尋一段好既關係,所以會不停咁觀察追佢既人,時間話短唔短,話長唔長,但最緊要,都係果樣野。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAbfN954TZWh
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「邊樣野?」我問。817Please respect copyright.PENANAA0XFNHWQRx
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「感覺。」老牛大人話:「易追既女仔有感覺叫一見鍾情,難追既女仔有感覺叫日久生情,明白未啊傻仔。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAEKbEmsOuSZ
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「所以,阿媽對你係日久生情。」我話。817Please respect copyright.PENANArlVLA3uFH4
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「好彩你都傻唔晒。」老牛大人好欣慰咁同我講。817Please respect copyright.PENANA2RqEjqNO6p
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「但係咁樣等落去,未好辛苦囉?」我又問。817Please respect copyright.PENANAjLGrLdHxde
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老牛大人諗左一諗然後答我:「都係架,但係當你真係愛一個人既時候,你都會覺得所有野只係一個測試,測試你有幾愛佢,每次都會用一個過埋呢次佢就會同我係埋一齊既心態去做所有野,就算到做完後佢都無同你一齊,你都會安慰自己,因為今次自己未盡力姐,然後會周而復始咁繼續落去。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAwKDFVy35Im
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我聽到老牛大人咁講後,無出聲,沉默咁諗我以後係未好似老牛大人口中所講咁。817Please respect copyright.PENANAxysas648cw
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「要令一個人日久生情,係好難,但係仲有一樣野係仲難。」老牛大人又彈左句至理名言出黎。817Please respect copyright.PENANA4FlL20cbMM
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「係咩?」我問。817Please respect copyright.PENANAPjNVgNPj9C
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佢笑左笑然後同我講:「等你下次再有野煩,我先講你知。」佢摸左摸我個頭一下,然後就入返房。817Please respect copyright.PENANAZh7TNazghz
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而係呢個時候,我部電話響起,又係一個新群組既MSG,我打開呢個群組,「玩食飲三人組」三個字令到我笑左笑,而係群組下面係一個「您」字同我都識既兩個名,阿琪同JUDY係呢個GROUP入面。817Please respect copyright.PENANADnAvyX4TCU
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阿琪:以後我地可以係度約食飯同飲野(喊笑)817Please respect copyright.PENANAmxCoqCbKnr
JUDY:好啊817Please respect copyright.PENANAU5in38GVze
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我望住部電話,繼續諗頭先老牛大人既說話,然後阿琪佢SD左個MSG比我。817Please respect copyright.PENANAmVIF7fKNVz
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阿琪:返到屋企未啊?817Please respect copyright.PENANAnFV2vXGfp9
我:返到拿817Please respect copyright.PENANAb5bFiiuFNd
我:妳快D去訓啦817Please respect copyright.PENANALqvh9jZxPZ
阿琪:嗯(笑笑)817Please respect copyright.PENANA16lh9EgsZD
阿琪:我今日真係好開心啊817Please respect copyright.PENANAeiP5yNoKPW
我:開心就好817Please respect copyright.PENANAAs71QVgXSu
阿琪:JUDY問你果條問題817Please respect copyright.PENANAnsoXXZnoi4
阿琪:你不停點頭817Please respect copyright.PENANAi6QbBvqnxV
阿琪:開心817Please respect copyright.PENANAik2OnaXuid
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係頭先返黎途中,我都有問JUDY其實頭先佢問我D咩,而JUDY就話:「我問你係未鍾意阿琪,然後你未不停點頭囉。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAx5Sp71JR0s
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諗返起頭先所發生既一切,會心微笑左出黎,而我決定,做老牛大人講過既野。上一段感情係個女仔對我一見鍾情,今次,我要令阿琪慢慢日久生情。817Please respect copyright.PENANARAxKhx5DOG
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就係咁,我踏上左呢一條長征之路。817Please respect copyright.PENANAMmepuhQEgU