那夜的綠靜難得熬夜,熬到很早很早,熬到天都大亮外面大公雞都在咕咕叫了,他才頂著兩圈黑眼圈心滿意足地放下手中的毛筆,志得意滿看著花了他一個晚上的曠世巨作。44Please respect copyright.PENANAkQvPwTRBOA
44Please respect copyright.PENANAvESl2nNe2g
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。44Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ7hNj19eR
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。44Please respect copyright.PENANA7UmaE21VLs
44Please respect copyright.PENANAXlwGVSJyv5
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。44Please respect copyright.PENANAxaRtlBY6zL
44Please respect copyright.PENANAsHHww9uSJq
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。44Please respect copyright.PENANAM0PErEWfqm
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。44Please respect copyright.PENANAj26hIwQv2R
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。44Please respect copyright.PENANA1Z1T8Z5iEO
44Please respect copyright.PENANAHUy2IGl6s0
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAPkDPnmu345
44Please respect copyright.PENANAksdDxtlGmd
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」44Please respect copyright.PENANARMt9wMRB6b
44Please respect copyright.PENANAATqdKKOJW7
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAZh8jU5tXMN
44Please respect copyright.PENANAbNnZ62zjVM
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAAiBIoCXXMS
44Please respect copyright.PENANAcZyRX9LZvW
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。44Please respect copyright.PENANAvPeTxjrXfH
44Please respect copyright.PENANA0JB5CKMeHz
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAAhC8Kq2rsI
44Please respect copyright.PENANAjCSsLNzFdf
「對!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAn2qLsR3Kpt
44Please respect copyright.PENANAIPdA19AwFj
「那我就把他帶開。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAtOavCwC9lP
44Please respect copyright.PENANADN51THiL04
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAACB8LROa5t
44Please respect copyright.PENANAoOWzZHk2hO
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAOmJmAXB8zS
44Please respect copyright.PENANAGLtbuTa4fv
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。44Please respect copyright.PENANAg03j9lMt9i
44Please respect copyright.PENANAz1s5GmEAlS
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAR6DW2rBo26
44Please respect copyright.PENANA9OS9LGVMUi
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。44Please respect copyright.PENANAPiHxlqBxiG
44Please respect copyright.PENANAROTCvmmd5U
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAn9m9PSngsa
44Please respect copyright.PENANAa9XTHHHhTT
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6fQy3ENfW
44Please respect copyright.PENANA3jIhpcL4tH
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAoAo2k5ROIQ
44Please respect copyright.PENANAKhUA7uUgHT
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAYRO6lqgR6n
44Please respect copyright.PENANAjkaf5aWURg
上面是這麼寫的:44Please respect copyright.PENANAp1aXy7nZNQ
44Please respect copyright.PENANANS8kMgwjfb
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。44Please respect copyright.PENANALHRM1G9HcE
44Please respect copyright.PENANAjjSO6T8kRD
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKZlQwilMOd
二、世上只有鄉下好。44Please respect copyright.PENANApfSAR4KwJC
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。44Please respect copyright.PENANA29gfxmeLSZ
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。44Please respect copyright.PENANAkDLuwOGTLE
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。44Please respect copyright.PENANAj8pjqiLfIC
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKiYDA3BpRA
七、……44Please respect copyright.PENANAogO7rPIyT6
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。44Please respect copyright.PENANAuHL3beircs
二十一、--』44Please respect copyright.PENANAWmm5zuM1qy
44Please respect copyright.PENANAbqyV4sfxYR
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!44Please respect copyright.PENANAIkCk8HT3si
44Please respect copyright.PENANAV4XetbJf3C
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAADZwPaGXyJ
44Please respect copyright.PENANASnp5CVpNoH
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAd51Fm8vgal
44Please respect copyright.PENANAkDfL8frhY5
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAOa75D8LJKt
44Please respect copyright.PENANAMzJqC52tsB
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。44Please respect copyright.PENANAUdNh3xEgAG
44Please respect copyright.PENANAaY1cAzHa53
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。44Please respect copyright.PENANAH8cmsj7UMq
44Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kk5XpGg1P
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKChiWOXVC2
44Please respect copyright.PENANAD9wRWJ8c48
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAKpg3sorBk5
44Please respect copyright.PENANAB9ReZkq6i7
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAw0T9b6jLdX
44Please respect copyright.PENANA3oPS21yC5j
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 44Please respect copyright.PENANAJEcYMDBqer
44Please respect copyright.PENANATnyTeBtiDZ
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAgyGqC8YLVy
44Please respect copyright.PENANA35tWtdEmQn
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAI2IrRUID4H
ns216.73.216.192da2 44Please respect copyright.PENANAvESl2nNe2g
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。44Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ7hNj19eR
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。44Please respect copyright.PENANA7UmaE21VLs
44Please respect copyright.PENANAXlwGVSJyv5
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。44Please respect copyright.PENANAxaRtlBY6zL
44Please respect copyright.PENANAsHHww9uSJq
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。44Please respect copyright.PENANAM0PErEWfqm
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。44Please respect copyright.PENANAj26hIwQv2R
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。44Please respect copyright.PENANA1Z1T8Z5iEO
44Please respect copyright.PENANAHUy2IGl6s0
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAPkDPnmu345
44Please respect copyright.PENANAksdDxtlGmd
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」44Please respect copyright.PENANARMt9wMRB6b
44Please respect copyright.PENANAATqdKKOJW7
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAZh8jU5tXMN
44Please respect copyright.PENANAbNnZ62zjVM
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAAiBIoCXXMS
44Please respect copyright.PENANAcZyRX9LZvW
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。44Please respect copyright.PENANAvPeTxjrXfH
44Please respect copyright.PENANA0JB5CKMeHz
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAAhC8Kq2rsI
44Please respect copyright.PENANAjCSsLNzFdf
「對!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAn2qLsR3Kpt
44Please respect copyright.PENANAIPdA19AwFj
「那我就把他帶開。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAtOavCwC9lP
44Please respect copyright.PENANADN51THiL04
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAACB8LROa5t
44Please respect copyright.PENANAoOWzZHk2hO
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAOmJmAXB8zS
44Please respect copyright.PENANAGLtbuTa4fv
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。44Please respect copyright.PENANAg03j9lMt9i
44Please respect copyright.PENANAz1s5GmEAlS
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAR6DW2rBo26
44Please respect copyright.PENANA9OS9LGVMUi
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。44Please respect copyright.PENANAPiHxlqBxiG
44Please respect copyright.PENANAROTCvmmd5U
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAn9m9PSngsa
44Please respect copyright.PENANAa9XTHHHhTT
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6fQy3ENfW
44Please respect copyright.PENANA3jIhpcL4tH
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAoAo2k5ROIQ
44Please respect copyright.PENANAKhUA7uUgHT
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAYRO6lqgR6n
44Please respect copyright.PENANAjkaf5aWURg
上面是這麼寫的:44Please respect copyright.PENANAp1aXy7nZNQ
44Please respect copyright.PENANANS8kMgwjfb
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。44Please respect copyright.PENANALHRM1G9HcE
44Please respect copyright.PENANAjjSO6T8kRD
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKZlQwilMOd
二、世上只有鄉下好。44Please respect copyright.PENANApfSAR4KwJC
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。44Please respect copyright.PENANA29gfxmeLSZ
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。44Please respect copyright.PENANAkDLuwOGTLE
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。44Please respect copyright.PENANAj8pjqiLfIC
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKiYDA3BpRA
七、……44Please respect copyright.PENANAogO7rPIyT6
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。44Please respect copyright.PENANAuHL3beircs
二十一、--』44Please respect copyright.PENANAWmm5zuM1qy
44Please respect copyright.PENANAbqyV4sfxYR
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!44Please respect copyright.PENANAIkCk8HT3si
44Please respect copyright.PENANAV4XetbJf3C
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAADZwPaGXyJ
44Please respect copyright.PENANASnp5CVpNoH
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAd51Fm8vgal
44Please respect copyright.PENANAkDfL8frhY5
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAOa75D8LJKt
44Please respect copyright.PENANAMzJqC52tsB
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。44Please respect copyright.PENANAUdNh3xEgAG
44Please respect copyright.PENANAaY1cAzHa53
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。44Please respect copyright.PENANAH8cmsj7UMq
44Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kk5XpGg1P
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKChiWOXVC2
44Please respect copyright.PENANAD9wRWJ8c48
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAKpg3sorBk5
44Please respect copyright.PENANAB9ReZkq6i7
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAw0T9b6jLdX
44Please respect copyright.PENANA3oPS21yC5j
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 44Please respect copyright.PENANAJEcYMDBqer
44Please respect copyright.PENANATnyTeBtiDZ
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAgyGqC8YLVy
44Please respect copyright.PENANA35tWtdEmQn
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAI2IrRUID4H