各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CNhqlXlxl
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1、医院52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40GpS08eNR
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8KXmuj0Yj
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlatSyd5Ox
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21RfE4IDwF
周：！！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWmRHo1Sy0
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUiO0R0rA4
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm94a6aNQ7I
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmaxINWGm3
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZghmVRrBD
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw8o4pvsIO
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8tO6k924F
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuccYwU589
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIw7oh2lYp
江波涛夺门而出。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0RsLAtQel
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2、该说江户还是幕府？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfxJQLCW8F
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLBzSvCK9v
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ri5kM0WvY
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv4HkGcQ8d
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwhQ7otBdr
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXTpqW3EqU
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCu8vw7VCX
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCm8Nfohp1
周：……（以色侍君吗？）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gDCHRmgTh
孙：不是的！我没有！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ7CWCHpnA
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72uNOJCYMX
孙：是！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CbZOrh1P5
周：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeux2Am4gF
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYsvMtrLVR
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqALP41euUT
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmoRWCcP8z
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3、孙半仙和周客人52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2DSMbQG6d
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurSQaTZICH
周：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlmJT1l7JZ
孙：客人你要算啥？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPlO73LVHM
周：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ723lPCHUrr
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv41SQvVBZ
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgOTYofsKE
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaLXbajodS
周：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4yrjrlHMx
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlja9FjAQbY
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6J3n6Ond1
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UyVqBM4MA
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxRz41KONb
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwtSdsWTbY
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpdLpsFXb7
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA8CLCRnE0
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1、灵异故事52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcT1baXvbC
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXhLQ4a2t0
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8pxV9LjHw
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NzdfPQCCU
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjBikTbAsO
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2、言情故事52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TKEr28FuN
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3lS4gRvJF
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUvTv0nNwJ
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtjOTvGQyv
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3、英雄故事52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhez3AX64ra
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsttnWguHt
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl4l8eLPSv
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnTnkmFmo1
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhWYUpIJmc
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgScBXAGO3y
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSQXcynhcu
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLQo0Asn6d
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRn55RdCpQ
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosvQVwiaRQ
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZF0s4KUyV
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrJRDTxB3v
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc2MWi99vZ
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFP3nRJksD
吴启&吕泊远：不会！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiA0cEpRNR
杜明：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OAuCgXHRj
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7H6h1jQ12O
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFYxPLEBJP
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gBUqWqzV1
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2jbNQkTHV
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小周和二翔丘52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEpXieixdn
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOotkn4T6Ds
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBROIyeaEb
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7f15yIzSY
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRvt5SfnkM
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqlkYOrHFC
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsQHLbhm8h
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO9eu9yWjw
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKreNQrNxe
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXSgQWFzFq
二翔丘：阿呜。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwyY5kDP9B
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvdLPS0RP6
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjlCK2R6Ku
后来，小周收服了小明虫。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfemoZkplZ
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U9rNw7EoO
后来，小周收服了江波波。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fmSgvWlBU
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO0U1Q3q9L
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOHSR6rDME
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！