各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8iFlQ2yCe
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1、医院84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hf3oiAC4x
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdeM1RYO2Z
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvLB2YzhMC
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEFzSHgM5h
周：！！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrTlNhi5PM
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkTV81OEM4
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8T7lLbQwj
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyEaU5EhFt
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TxcpHRAkz
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKfei4Bpkz
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5jmAzgHAO
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr9tZh7Fhc
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZFwXKdIWj
江波涛夺门而出。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5ShlEuZk6
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2、该说江户还是幕府？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHI80T0G0I
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ljAnbYVHt
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi84KzjLAkU
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iw8pubCpp
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMBRGLLwbP
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtQoBH9ZFR
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GqJ72S86w
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxHNp58U9I
周：……（以色侍君吗？）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOygysTTADs
孙：不是的！我没有！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqosoAT09Vg
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos4o4cBQtH
孙：是！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRNJstJrC9
周：……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4eBzZTKs2
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50LKH1ptzL
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcZmCXgvZ8
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfruWBvkvl
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3、孙半仙和周客人84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mcrMg9zTA
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoHUolAKUs
周：……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNxNGsTKRX
孙：客人你要算啥？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqrUQsBjxr
周：……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEEjVqfui7
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLmwpYRQwp
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwf3HKnLtS
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J0i8vaXHB
周：……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZXinQ41rr
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF4wGA87Pl
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxXdMfkrg5
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF5CW0ixC0
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtN9460ATg
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNVpTXRMqF
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc0DF0r422
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b9bzQfSns
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1、灵异故事84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4wzcjEYev
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWKCuiVvuL
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWFoiN8wEd
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFW9k4MXzo
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOXuAb5pSL
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2、言情故事84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkuVjx1Rvr
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LFrayVcG2
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tSoTAq8bF
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYg1SY155g
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3、英雄故事84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2btJL62ic9
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwr4bT3Uzq
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYJofF3Ssg
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl6v8nNmps
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3GLFKsLCK
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RxfhKc9hk
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRGAr9iOB1
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMz0i8ofly
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclHfLCVV5K
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINzBLSFUBX
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFolKTc3Ac7
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNc9IPd0KO
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf5SMvzH86
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDVG2OUJcc
吴启&吕泊远：不会！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzALz6LpQLQ
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF3xvp5hCx
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaQ3U0nzeJ
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaac1eMshY
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXapIAWxQTJ
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小周和二翔丘84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyllS7xfQj
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JgWO5itSl
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp54Iticv9J
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9TvjEILDS
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8FV6I3OrE
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJP4L4dij9
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqF7jQskfJv
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKA1nR7GaI
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RJEGpPNVq
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3xuOaSLXC
二翔丘：阿呜。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsxwYeXsXO
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU607tmdzQ
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWbXHR3kML
后来，小周收服了小明虫。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QuN8dl7Gs
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SCxwTmSdT
后来，小周收服了江波波。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNnoRGPgXO
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0H6NeOb7D
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt6I04IGLP
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！