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Bri.tt.any.y
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A Cup of Tea to Read
Updated Apr 27, 2018
R
5
1337
3
Short Story

A collection of short stories that came from the mind of someone who sometimes just wants to enjoy a quick read to refresh the mind. These bring something for everyone to enjoy. These stories are quick, but captivate the reader, who just wants more. They're fresh, steamy, wonderful and... Delightful. It really is as if it's a cup of tea to read.

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A Cup of Tea to Read

A collection of short stories that came from the mind of someone who sometimes just wants to enjoy a quick read to refresh the mind. These bring something for everyone to enjoy. These stories are quick, but captivate the reader, who just wants more. They're fresh, steamy, wonderful and... Delightful. It really is as if it's a cup of tea to read.

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iEatWaffles
7Mins Each
26
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Where Do I Start
Updated Mar 14, 2018
PG-13
0
4309
0
Humor
Crime

🚨-UNDER CONSTRUCTION-🚨

"I, Erica Taylor swear by the code of AU to never back down out of a fight, to die with the lie, always start what I finished, make no mistake and to work in the dark"

The day I joined the was the worst best decision I ever made. Every since that day, I've never been the same.

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Where Do I Start

🚨-UNDER CONSTRUCTION-🚨

"I, Erica Taylor swear by the code of AU to never back down out of a fight, to die with the lie, always start what I finished, make no mistake and to work in the dark"

The day I joined the was the worst best decision I ever made. Every since that day, I've never been the same.

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Charles Bowker
13Mins Each
3
ISSUES
Awake Hours
Updated Mar 21, 2018
R
0
373
9
Humor
Dark

Alex is getting clean one last time. He's been an addict, and general drug user, for almost his entire adult life. How long can he maintain?

I don't like using chapter format. The book will be broken into three main parts that are further divided with scene breaks indicated by "***".

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Awake Hours

Alex is getting clean one last time. He's been an addict, and general drug user, for almost his entire adult life. How long can he maintain?

I don't like using chapter format. The book will be broken into three main parts that are further divided with scene breaks indicated by "***".

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Velli Chor
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6
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How To Make A Bad Boy
Updated Mar 31, 2018
PG-13
13
1230
6
Romance
Action

How To Make A Bad Boy

1) Find a suitable body (preferably irresistibly attractive)2) Get 3 tonnes of sarcasm3) Acquire 7 kilos of arrogance4) Grab a handful of dangerous5) A load of troublemaker6) And a pinch of blunt rudeness7) Enjoy your bad boy

Jesse Quinn has been a Nobody all his life. his fashion sense is lacking and so is his confidence. So naturally, he believes his senior year is going to be an unexciting journey including studying and being ignored.

That is until his wild and untamed childhood best friend Cameron Jones moves back next door after 6 years. She is the exact opposite of Jesse with her rebellious attitude and her tendency to speak whatever is on her mind. After a nighttime escapade in summer break, Cameron decides to turn Jesse Quinn, resident Nobody, into a bad boy.

Will the town be fooled?

Will Jesse find his good girl?

And the real question:

Is Cameron Jones immune to her own creation?

Young Adult
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How To Make A Bad Boy

How To Make A Bad Boy

1) Find a suitable body (preferably irresistibly attractive)2) Get 3 tonnes of sarcasm3) Acquire 7 kilos of arrogance4) Grab a handful of dangerous5) A load of troublemaker6) And a pinch of blunt rudeness7) Enjoy your bad boy

Jesse Quinn has been a Nobody all his life. his fashion sense is lacking and so is his confidence. So naturally, he believes his senior year is going to be an unexciting journey including studying and being ignored.

That is until his wild and untamed childhood best friend Cameron Jones moves back next door after 6 years. She is the exact opposite of Jesse with her rebellious attitude and her tendency to speak whatever is on her mind. After a nighttime escapade in summer break, Cameron decides to turn Jesse Quinn, resident Nobody, into a bad boy.

Will the town be fooled?

Will Jesse find his good girl?

And the real question:

Is Cameron Jones immune to her own creation?

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Velli Chor
7Mins Each
6
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Royal Liars
Updated Dec 7, 2018
PG-13
11
1288
14
Romance
Adventure

Noelle Janvier’s life changes drastically when she uncovers a series of mysteries  that reveal her whole life has been a lie.

So what is a defiant Princess to do when they find out that their royal life is in fact, a royal lie?

Run away of course.

First stop: Her dead mother

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Royal Liars

Noelle Janvier’s life changes drastically when she uncovers a series of mysteries  that reveal her whole life has been a lie.

So what is a defiant Princess to do when they find out that their royal life is in fact, a royal lie?

Run away of course.

First stop: Her dead mother

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TMJäger
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Xak the Goblin Goes for a Walk
Updated Nov 16, 2018
G
0
155
1
Humor

This is a flash fiction piece I wrote as a challenge: "400 words or less and a bad ending".

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Xak the Goblin Goes for a Walk

This is a flash fiction piece I wrote as a challenge: "400 words or less and a bad ending".

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EurepacopyeditAliceTheWriter7BlackRose
1Min Each
3
ENTRIES
Personification
✪ Submission Closed
G
6
281
2
Creator's
Pick

Write a story about your pets as if you were them. Make it as funny and entertaining as you would like, the funnier the better. Length is up to you, have fun with it!

i.e. I have 4 goldfish, so I wrote a story about how chewy bob got all the goldfish to stop being rude.

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Write a story about your pets as if you were them. Make it as funny and entertaining as you would like, the funnier the better. Length is up to you, have fun with it!

i.e. I have 4 goldfish, so I wrote a story about how chewy bob got all the goldfish to stop being rude.

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Brian.C.Sloan
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Tales Of The Random and Innane
Updated Jun 9, 2019
PG-13
0
81
0
Action
Adventure

Do you like random and ridiculous things? Ever get ideas so ludicrous, dark, or crazy that it makes you laugh? Well my friend here is your one stop shop. Brace yourself. 

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Action
Adventure
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Tales Of The Random and Innane

Do you like random and ridiculous things? Ever get ideas so ludicrous, dark, or crazy that it makes you laugh? Well my friend here is your one stop shop. Brace yourself. 

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Strider
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6
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A Swordsman Specifically Known as 'Seraph'
Updated Aug 29, 2017
R
1
808
0
Humor
Crime

This is a thing I wrote about a weird guy who wields a sword and has powers that make no sense. He can be quite comical, although some people may refer to him as "a piece of crap."

Yes, magic exists, and he's basically one of three kinds of people who exist in his region.

Fantasy
Humor
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A Swordsman Specifically Known as 'Seraph'

This is a thing I wrote about a weird guy who wields a sword and has powers that make no sense. He can be quite comical, although some people may refer to him as "a piece of crap."

Yes, magic exists, and he's basically one of three kinds of people who exist in his region.

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Perci Snickedy
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6
ISSUES
Unseen Depths
Updated Sep 20, 2017
G Completed
0
1079
0
Short Story
Adventure

"Go on that Bermuda Triangle tour, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

Funisn't the word Penelope Orson would use to describe her predicament. Shipwrecked alone on a tiny island with nothing but her wit, her only hope is that someone will come along and save her. However, when her rescue comes in the form of a very strange young man, she questions if she'd rather take her chances.

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Unseen Depths

"Go on that Bermuda Triangle tour, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

Funisn't the word Penelope Orson would use to describe her predicament. Shipwrecked alone on a tiny island with nothing but her wit, her only hope is that someone will come along and save her. However, when her rescue comes in the form of a very strange young man, she questions if she'd rather take her chances.

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marialerosansoYuu OotaFionaDaydreamerMarsianWarrior
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1Min Each
16
ENTRIES
Best Comeback Contest #5
✪ Submission Closed
PG-13
15
3028
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B E S T   C O M E B A C K    C O N T E S T #5

Write a comeback to one of the three insults:

1) "You're as useless as the 'g' in Lasagna.”

2) “I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed."

3)  “This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty”

I will pick one winner from each insult and then rank those three as 1st, 2nd or 3rd place.

When you do enter a comeback make sure to put the number of the insult somewhere in the title so I will be able to tell which insult you are responding to.

***You may enter more than once.***

You have 4 weeks to complete this challenge.

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Best Comeback Contest #5

B E S T   C O M E B A C K    C O N T E S T #5

Write a comeback to one of the three insults:

1) "You're as useless as the 'g' in Lasagna.”

2) “I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed."

3)  “This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty”

I will pick one winner from each insult and then rank those three as 1st, 2nd or 3rd place.

When you do enter a comeback make sure to put the number of the insult somewhere in the title so I will be able to tell which insult you are responding to.

***You may enter more than once.***

You have 4 weeks to complete this challenge.

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iEatWaffles
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3
ISSUES
They Said What
Updated Jan 15, 2018
PG
0
1286
0
Sarcasm
Humor

If everybody just stayed to themselves nobody would get hurt. I learned that the hard way. Don't ask questions unless you're prepared for the answer. People tell me all the time just open up you'll feel better. I'm living just fine without anybody. I only need me, myself and I and that's all I'll ever need.

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They Said What

If everybody just stayed to themselves nobody would get hurt. I learned that the hard way. Don't ask questions unless you're prepared for the answer. People tell me all the time just open up you'll feel better. I'm living just fine without anybody. I only need me, myself and I and that's all I'll ever need.

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