These are just songs created from song generators, not original work. Enjoy!
Mostly dumb things highschoolers say. Something to read when you need a laugh. Mentions of sex, cursing, on the random occasion killing. Since there's no M15+ rating I'm chucking it in here. Inspiration from Quotes out of context I heard by RampantStrawberry
The Absolute Guide to NOT Talking to Girls!
This first book is the start to a boy’s new love life and the start to him learning the ways he's not supposed to talk to girls.
This is definitely not your basic love story. It doesn't even have an ending sometimes, and when it does, it doesn't end with a 'happily ever after'. Sorry. Another thing is how this is a book about kids and their childish romances, so if this story gets hard to read, it's not my fault. Kids are stupid.
NOTE: This book won't always have good grammar. Don’t worry, that’s on purpose. It's used for comedic effect, so if it isn't funny to you... deal with it.
This book covers the first half of the Elementary Arc.
“Deep in the heart of England lives a legend…”This tiny Suffolk forest hides more than meets the eye. They say that history repeats itself, and when the whole world goes mad and people in power start taking from the poor to give to the rich, a group of unlikely heroes has to rise above their personal wants and needs to turn the tables in their favour in this modern retelling of Robin Hood.Join Elskan Tesoro and his surprisingly amusing group of outlaws on their adventures in the town of Nederstone, where cutthroats, thieves and bent soldiers prowl the streets. What allies and foes await them in the underground and what plots and twists will they uncover along the way? And finally, when the time comes, will they manage to stand up to their oppressors and save their newfound friends from certain doom?Flip through the pages and pay close attention, because there's only one way to find out.
Journey of one fat german boy named Augustus Gloop. He likes chocolate and he also loves chocolate. He was wrongfully imprisoned by his parents in a tower, but he will never give up. He is planning to escape and revenge.
Inside an old hotel, on the steps, lies the blood-soaked, decapitated body of a famous singer- Vivaan Singh. Carefully positioned, legs stretched out, arms crossed over the chest, the most horrifying thing of all is that the singer's head has been replaced by that of a dog.
Later, the forensic team discover that, on the victim's back, the figure '5' has been scrawled in blood.
At first, Inspector Nakuul Shetty believes that this is a ritualistic killing. But as more bodies surface, he is forced to reassess. All the victims died in the way with the thing they feared the most.
Their worst nightmares have literally come true. But how could the killer have known? And what links these apparently random victims?
Nakuul finds himself on the trail of an elusive and sadistic killer, someone who apparently has the power to read his victims' minds. Someone who can sense what scares his victims the most. Someone who will stop at nothing to achieve his twisted aim.
IMAGINE YOUR WORST FEAR- THEN MEET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
Tales of Terra Ocean
Long before the distant past, Earth was an organic whole without form and void。
A divine goddess named Pan Gu separated Earth from Heaven to form Terrestrial continents。Once every sixty six thousand six hundred and sixty six year, a disastrous scourge would be brought upon this land。 Floods, drought, famines, earthquakes and disease epidemics spread through out Earth。
Four Sages walked across the continents and discovered the myth of contrary forces, which were interconnected and interdependent in the dynamic natural cycle。
Relying on absorbing the spirits of sun, moon, fire, water, wind and earth, an animating force was formed within stones which could summon the catastrophic destruction brought upon land but also able to preserve the existence of mankind。
Weapons were forged with spiritual gemstones, passed down through generations and were called 「Eternal Summoning Weapons of the Ancient」。
As the plot progresses throughout this book, readers will be able to browse inside an ordinary youngster’s extraordinary journey, retroactively entering the chronological time warp of paranormal summoning monsters, and witnessing a new era of fantasy stories。
This book guarantees an unprecedented scale in the classical Chinese literature。A literature of fantasy moniker
「Tales of Terra Ocean」
It is the late twenty-fifth century, and mankind has spread across its local stars under the banners of the United Nations. However, for thirty years mankind has been at war with a reptilian race called the Zoraks, who enslave all in their way. Many take up arms against them. But some, like those of the Artemis, see fortune in it. If they can keep their weird crew together.
When five boys of the Bamford, fight over the family heritage. Their guardian or butler calls their “mother”” who was part of the heritage and who the kids never heard of.
About this really annoying advert that they won't stop playing on the radio
This idea randomly came while I was drawing an oc so here it!
Vigre (Pronounced as Vir-eh) is a prisoner in a world where prisoners are kept watch on by tiny immortal girls who float in the air called keepsakes. Profusely a world where gods exist, interact wih mortals, but dont always guarantee safety.
In a world where there is a gap of the sky and earth in between immortals and mortals, what can Vigre, someone whose magic has been sealed away permanently, help these motals from th wrath of the gods?
The answer is simple enough. He'll ask the gd of afterlife for assisstence. After all, he can send all of them to sleep permanntly once he snaps his fingers...and they'll never know that he was the strong (probably the moodyest but that's fine) but then, why was Vigre so upset?