Kind-of taking the idea from Mira....sorry.
Welcome to TBOFC. The Book of Funny Conversations. This is where I will post random conversation that I heard that were absolutely hilarious. I will try to give some context with each so it will make some sense.
And a total bonus for all those who care, everything in here is absolutely clean from swearing and any inappropriateness. You're welcome. :)
*There are no perfect people in this story; no villains, no perfect protagonists and no fairytale romance. There is, however, realistic examples of neurodivergence, discovering yourself, LGBTQIA characters and nuanced depictions of mental health problems, self harm, religious and generational trauma.*
"My name is Faith Elizabeth Samuels. Well, it used to be, before I left my fundamentalist helicopter parents and started going by Luna... My counselor tells me writing will help me to 'heal'. Somehow, writing my feelings of depression, anxiety, self harm and suicidal thoughts will negate a lifetime of 'bad feelings' about my self image, mental health and general well-being. Sounds legit. So, fair reader, does my little tale of woe intrigue you? If so, come join my merry band of misfits on this roller coaster of life."
A -sometimes- uplifting story about growing up and overcoming life's challenges. Laugh, cry and smile with our cynical author as she tries to traverse the scary life of after high school while battling her inner demons and conquering the ever-terrifying world of adulting.
Rated Mature (13+) For themes of self-harm, depression, anxiety and some sexuality.
This is for the Dear Daisy readers looking for more content! These are extras and fun tidbits of Kai's friends as their interactions!
Credits to RampantStrawberry for the name
Credits to Fluffy for creating the cover
Do I really need to introduce this? It's exactly what it sounds like. Out-of-Context quotes.
Just something to know before reading this, though: there's swearing, could be mentions of sex in the future, and other stuff that sounds cursed. So, if you don't want to see that...then don't read this.
Mostly dumb things highschoolers say. Something to read when you need a laugh. Mentions of sex, cursing, on the random occasions killing. Please don't let the massive number of updates change your mind about reading this half of them are less than 10 words long. Since there's no M15+ rating I'm chucking it in here. Inspiration from Quotes out of context I heard by RampantStrawberry
Cover by Esfandiar C. Hale
Uptight Ashley is happy to begin her senior year of high school because it means she's one step closer to going to her dream university.
But nothing could've prepared her for what came on the first day of senior year. After arguing with her sworn enemy and former best friend Jake, Ashley is paired with him to be his tutor. Desperately needing this on her University application, she can't turn down this opportunity.
Thinking absolutely nothing could make this worse, she makes a horrifying discovery. She's starting to have feelings for Jake? Can she push aside her feelings and get through senior year? Or will her past come back with a vengeance?
For a few months back in Highschool, I'd have dreams almost every day, and I'd remember them all. So... I decided to write them down. I have four full notebooks that are basically full of my dreams.At some point, writing them down took too much effort, and hence I stopped. Eventually, I also stopped remembering my dreams regularly. Good thing was, the sleep paralysis I was having almost daily went away as well.
Without further ado, here are my dreams. Horrifying dreams, dreams that have a complex plot, and just plain weird dreams like fighting Mark Zuckerberg in my garage.
Note: Some more complex dreams would be modified a little for it to flow better and form an intelligible story.
In the charming town of Château de Fromage, two French mice, Pierre and Amélie, embark on a whimsical and daring adventure in "Mice Heist and Cheesy Feasts." With their hearts set on the most exquisite cheeses, Pierre's mischievous nature leads them to concoct a plan for an audacious heist. As they weave through cobblestone streets and hidden passages, they find themselves toe-to-toe with peril and unexpected humor. Join Pierre and Amélie in their thrilling escapades as they navigate the thin line between feast and folly, in a tale filled with laughter, suspense, and heartwarming camaraderie.
A young boy finds a blue bird with a broken wing. The story details his journey with the small blue bird, from recovery, release, return, and finally a tragic death. The little boy however gets over his grief to rejoice in the care of the little blue bird’s surviving family.