This is just a couple of funny and sarcastic quotes I found on the web. Just another random book.Updates very often
*NONE OF THESE QUOTES BELONG TO ME*
A young German lad with an allergy to empathy and sensitivity processes his first romantic experiences in a diary entry. A comedy short story containing black humor and strong language.
So one day I was playing minecraft, and in the background I was listening to FitMC's "2b2t's 10th Anniversary Special" And suddenly, an idea popped into my head: What if I wrote a fan fiction about 2b2t, but like, it was about an alternate future where another great war is beginning. And so I made this story because I decided.
Enter the brutal world of the God King:
- a lackadaisical king with limitless magical powers
- a useless resistance faction in the capital
- a young inept soldier thrust into a dangerous world
- a girl unknowingly destined to become a pirate queen
- and the lewd memoirs of Isaac the ferocious sea lover!
This is no half-baked high fantasy fan fiction. I promise there are no orcs, elves, fae, fairies, vampires, werewolves or rubbish like that. There might be a golem or two. I've tried to make this amusing. Hope you enjoy. - stevegummibears
MeetLuna Storm Johnson ,A who is very outgoing, sarcastic, funny girl, who is in love with gummy bears and Oreo. She live with her father after finding out that her mom cheated on her dad with her co-worker. Luna thinks that love is just a waste of time. The only people who knew this was Luna's Best friends and knows her father is a Billionaire, who own the Johnson Industry, or so that what she thought.
Meet Jason Hendrix,A good-looking, cold-hearted, bad-boy, who is a gangleader. Jason is the badboy of the school. One of the popular kids. Everyone knows he is the most feared gangleader. Jason is even a number 1 player of the school. Behind his Good-looking face lays a lot of secret hoping to be set free.
Jason and Luna never notice each other even though they went to the same school for like 4 years. Luna doesn't know about the rumors that are going around the school because she doesn't listen to them. Even though her friends, repeat the rumor to her she just forget about them. They never notice each other until, Jason had a mission at a club and Luna's friends invite her to a club, even though they were under-age.
Will anyone be able to uncover Jason's secret? What happen when they meet at the club? Will their be hate or love? Join Luna and Jason in their crazy adventure and uncover a lot of secret of both character.
Yeah this is a dumb short story I came up with listening to music. It's not great read it if you want.
Susie finds reason to celebrate every time she turns around, and wonders why people are calling her a saint. Stealing cherry blossoms and breaking into her neighbor's yard, are not very saintly. Then she meets Mr. Homeless, and working at Sam's Saloon brings the biggest surprise of her lifetime.
The First Ever Book in the Reaper Series! If you like Action, If you like Guns, If you like Space, then prepare to throw all semblance of common sense out the window and read this story filled with blatant references to almost everything!
WARNING:AS A PERSON WHO IS GENERALLY UNPREDICTABLE IN LIFE, UPDOOTING PERIODS MAY CHANGE INEXPLICABLY. REST ASSURED, I WANT TO FINISH THIS BOOK.
❌TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS
Humans often fear what is unknown. What is beyond sight, beyond science.. The mere concept can be terrorizing.
Benjamin Augensteine was not expecting to plow into the semi-truck.
Benjamin, upon wakening, witnessed the most terrifying thing in his entire life.. (The second most terrifying being a rather unpleasant visit to a public restroom)
This ..thing.. was known as a ghost. An actual unliving, sophisticated, extremely bored ghost.
That was the first one. There were many more unpleasantries to follow.
There's a difference between a good ghost- Meaning the people who deliberately try to cut out your WiFi for a few minutes, -and the bad ghosts. Benjamin happens to be in the mix of both types. As a neutral, he's one of the few who aren't too keen on this whole ghost business. In fact, Benjamin refuses to believe in such a thing.
So, with ghost bandits and ghost saints trying to win over Benjamin, an anti-ghost believer, with a mourning friend who seems to be the only person that can be consulted with- All while having to keep up with ghostly duties, -this supernatural tale brings one hell of a ride.
Do you like random and ridiculous things? Ever get ideas so ludicrous, dark, or crazy that it makes you laugh? Well my friend here is your one stop shop. Brace yourself.
Noelle Janvier’s life changes drastically when she uncovers a series of mysteries that reveal her whole life has been a lie.
So what is a defiant Princess to do when they find out that their royal life is in fact, a royal lie?
Run away of course.
First stop: Her dead mother