FINISH THE FOLLOWING QUOTE HOWEVER YOU WANT

Always borrow ....... from a pessimist, he won't .............

EXAMPLE

"Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won't expect it back" - Oscar Wilde

THE VICTOR WILL BE CHOSEN BY THE NUMBER OF LIKES

Okay, so here's my contest for the month of September. Write a three-sentence story (beginning, middle, climax) about anything. It can be be of any genre, but it must be appropriate (PG).

Remember, cannot be more than three sentences.

You are limited to three entries per account, so post wisely. Thanks!!! Hope you enjoy.