create a short story that best displays the use of the elements of fiction:

Characters

Plot and conflict

Point of view

Setting and atmosphere

Theme and meaning

Here is your starting line,

Spider threads caught at her face, a sign that no-one had been there yet....

Any genre is acceptable, try to be at least 250 words. Let's try for no higher than PG-13 for rating :)

Put one single sentence that is so full of raw emotion it could make me cry.

You don't see very many contests that are judged by everyone, and yet here one is. Your entry cannot be longer than 1000 words, but no shorter than 100. Make it as random as possible. The more confusing the better. There must as least be a plotline to it. But make sure it's funny. Bad grammar and awful spelling does not count as playfully confusing or funny.