This contest is quite simple.

Write one or two paragraphs about a criminal, highlighting their crimes and providing a reward in the way a wanted poster might.  Provide details of each crime and details of their appearance.  If they are a character from a book, you can state what book they're from after your entry and use whatever form of money you wish.

An example entry:

WANTED!

Star, bounty hunter, trained assassin

Wanted For:  Murder, Theft, Destruction of Property, Mass Genocide of Two Species, Assault, Arson, Armed Robbery, Trespassing, Attempts to Deceive Police Officers, Kidnapping, Ransom

Bounty: 10,000,000 Credits

From my book The Bounty Hunter​.

Ok in this TEST you have to make the most HYBRID APPROVED THINGY EVER

It could be a bad joke, a stupid thought or even a new political system that would destroy the world and no simply saying trump or clintion won't do it

IT HAS TO BE OUTRAGEOUSLY BAD, SILLY OR STUPID

so are you ready to kill your brain cells?

THE WINNERS WILL RECEIVE THE COMMUNITY MADE #HYBRIDAPROVED  BADGE THAT THEY DISPLAY WHERE EVER THEY WON'T OR EVEN DELETE IF THEY SO CHOOSE

Describe something, anything in anyway and let the people figure what the thing is in the comments. It can be super unfigurable or pretty simple. It can be funny or it can not be funny. It can be a few words or as many words as you want.

We all know bad romance stories; Mills and Boon, Twilight, 50 Shades of Grey, but could it get any worse than that?That's what I want to know.

The story can have any plot at all, just must contain romance, but it has to be terrible. The worse the characters, the more painstaking the story, the more wacky the language, the more plotholes, the better.

CHALLENGE: Include characters in the LGBT scale, or a character, or characters, who aren't human.

Finish the sentence below:

When I look into the mirror, I see...

Remember to have fun! 1-3 sentences maximum:)