In the spirit of Halloween, I want to read stories about couples having their first date in a haunted house. Give me a boy clinging to his boyfriend's arm as a skeleton jumps out. Give me a girl holding her girlfriend close as they walk through a pitch-black room. Give me something about a couple having their first date in a haunted house.

However, DO NOT give me a story about a girl screaming and clinging to her boyfriend's arm because her boyfriend is strong and courageous and she's weak and scared. Can you write about a straight couple? Yes. But do not give me a stereotypical female and a stereotypical male.