「嗰三個學生去咗網吧打機，我搵咗半個鐘都搵唔到，之後見到有班着校服上去嘅後生仔。靈機一觸之下，咪估吓佢哋應該都喺到果度囉。」我嘗試組織慢慢講。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhVwbXjzYK
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「係咩，點解你會去網吧搵嘅？」Ellie眼光好似將我望穿。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe91Hpdt1QD
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02iG0Ex0rS
「……有咩點解，啱啱咪講咗原因囉。」我表現得有啲緊張。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6lwoPkExX
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「係咪你去帶壞晒佢哋昨，你知喇你又有食煙嘅。」Ellie嘴藐藐咁望住我。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q2kp9vUqs
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgqXOOvx3v
「？？？ 」我擺出一個Confused Nick Young嘅樣。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrebYJ33sAZ
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlP4pOV84r
「Michael同我講咗喇，你話你去後樓梯倒垃圾，其實就係去食煙，我初頭都唔信㗎，你份人又唔似會食煙咁，不過有次我見你啲牙好似有啲黃咁，我就信喇。我就最憎男仔食煙，一食煙真係會扣晒分。講！你果次食咗幾多枝煙。」Ellie不斷chur住我。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RJqu9gkzd
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SRtqiwApl
「嗱，首先我係冇食煙嚟，你估我係凱婷咩。牙齒黃我都唔想㗎。至於點解我要去半個鐘呢……」我反應變得遲頓。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P4vAYZnU2
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoildus8syi
Ellie諗咗一陣:「好，我信你冇食煙，咁點解你要去成半個鐘咁耐啊？喺後樓梯半個鐘做咩呀？你偷偷地……打飛機呀？估唔到你有咁嘅廦好。 」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlGl4seZrK
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJR7qGaQCZ
佢一輪嘴係咁講，唔比我有回覆空間。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YKFgZWwmz
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZv1hx7t4D
我聽到之後喺到傻笑，打飛機點解唔去廁所要去後樓梯啊？貪果度夠陰涼咩。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1DgoTlw5U
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYM8Mtm3B2
Ellie望到我個反應:「我嘅推斷非常合理，法官大人我冇野補充喇。」Ellie抱住雙手凝視放喺我地中間個書包。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUKSns5BKr
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzipXzKvN5d
我諗佢應該當咗個書包係法官……474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjSwCjH5f6
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJLHI8eC7z
哩個時侯我又同Ellie開始玩角色扮演喇，唔知點解我同佢好有默契知道大家幾時會開始做咩角色，最好笑係我地會互相配合，唔會篤穿大家。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgNQUP7wV5
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEnBd42qe5
答依個問題之前，我諗起腦細叫我唔好講佢有食煙，因為驚影響補習社形象。而我啱啱又同果三個學生去完網吧，如果一陣佢再追問我點解補習社有煙味，我就可以話係佢哋。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO0v9bxTcb
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXng0i2aPCi
「因為我想偷懶，果日又冇咩野做呀，我見學生差唔多走晒，咁補習社又有cam，去廁所太耐又驚有人敲門，所以咪出去後樓梯偷懶囉！」我犯咗一個講大話嘅人常犯錯誤，就係愈解釋得多細節愈容易穿幫，不過好彩佢相信。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4tKXlUQmj
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ErB1AxENK
Ellie聽到之後微微點頭:「…唔…好似有幾合理，冇咩破綻。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNLREOKFuO
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqsZrCZfVi
「咩叫冇咩破綻呀！我今次講嘅野珍珠都冇咁真！我講野不嬲都牙齒當金洗！」我聽到之後好大反應。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3TvlxbhBO
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe5EgvBEdx
Ellie聽到之後恥笑:「你牙齒當金洗點解都會咁黃呀？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIzu7Wi78Y
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY7FYLfJRH
聽到佢咁講我真係好頹，差啲控制唔到面部表情。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡievUCye4L1
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI8Fz32tyx
我順勢扮個sad樣望住中間個書包:「咁控方律師可以撤控未啊? 」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLCvyQ0PUO
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKQasLHzy8
「嘻嘻，我宣佈將案件押後至兩星期等侯控辨雙方陳詞。」Ellie突然法官上身做出退庭動作，握實拳頭喺空中上下揮動。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmUGoHvTGn
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQfIyOj9mS
我望到之後個身忽然㷫恰恰，Ellie你知唔知你依個動作好意淫啊，係男人望住都會諗到衰野。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oRQDpC4QN
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79mJyiijRw
「咁你哋喺網吧有冇打機呀？」Ellie繼續追問。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhItjdAjHI
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzx228M2kU
「有......」我如實講啱啱發生晒件事，仲講咗個MK仔點樣兇我。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjI0Ku03q6
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhFNiaCgmV
「哈哈，咁鬼好笑嘅，你同佢哋有冇打交呀。」Ellie聽到之後笑到面部抽蓄。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cTUQnY3BM
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvEgE19H3D
「我依啲文人係唔會咁易同人打架，特別係對MK仔，無視佢哋就得喇。」我開始化身吹神。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpjkVl4zf1
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW2MadYZg6
「文人……唔好話你淆底唔敢同人打。」Ellie個樣好似唔相信我講嘅野。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqwLcKNb4z
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2q0ErVpXO
「你好想我打架受傷咩？」我好真誠問佢。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Fi0kQMolB
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsupS1KBCAA
佢好似比我嚇親:「……你打架啲學生點啊？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmneIyrMaAJ
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XxsFiRrVw
「咪係囉，我係一個顧全大局嘅男人！」我胸有成竹咁講。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTnm7Ttqbj
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3frOF9F9KO
「哈哈，你係咩？」Ellie不屑一笑。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5wSuAHm3N
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rH4FrsgL2
喺佢笑嘅時侯我見到佢個櫻桃小嘴有啲乾痕同埋笑果陣個嘴唇卡咗一下。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvphlYQ4gt
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbVgLJRURr
「你等等先，我去買啲野，好快返！」我攞咗個銀包離開艘船。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdufCGMuPgl
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcGVFVmX5m
Ellie坐喺度:「好……」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnJPU8FOWp
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkDLseAICQ
過咗一分鐘我就攞咗一包檸檬茶翻去架船仔。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk3su0jB7m
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5l5oIhvOP
Ellie望住我手上包檸檬茶嘴藐藐:「淨係買比自己飲，自私佬。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5dospFZ4d
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleBRlAzs0E
「邊有話唔係買比你姐？」我遞咗包檸檬茶比佢。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3ejqVEfaJ
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJJUoz2V9k
Ellie諗咗一陣先決定攞包野飲:「多謝喎。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuTqtknffL
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIQVqzlmzv
「講！係咪想賄賂我！」Ellie裝兇作勢扮攞住把刀。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8tOhEx69R
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZaOGe0UIB
「……」佢突然神經質嘅反應搞到我哭笑不得。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6onwzHunp
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9dVbHKIkp
Ellie望住個書包:「法官大人，我要求傳召緊急法庭，處理辨方律師疑似用一包檸檬茶賄賂我。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TeRe4kr3a
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXFm7fDwsP
我聽到之後忍唔住笑:「唔玩喇。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjYco8KCGV
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkbuMrY98E
Ellie嘟住嘴瞪大眼望住我，但係冇講任何野，個樣顯得有啲弱智。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA49UehBV3
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQKRGZyCxK
過咗幾秒之後，我忍唔住繼續同佢玩扮演角色:「法官大人啊，控方律師話我隻牙黃，點敢飲啊？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvh0K3mMREe
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYVyZobaOB
Ellie聽到之後咗包檸檬茶比我，好似等緊我回應。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIKLZ5cG8f
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj7AFGq1PI
我塊面又好似比針拮咁，但係今次我決定捉緊機會，傾前個頭飲佢包檸檬茶，原來同女仔飲同一包野嘅感覺係咁。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCp3QSLgBw
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbDm4OnsST
「又話驚牙黃你又飲？」Ellie笑住窒我。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0lJVuC6Wu
474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajnFie6MbW
比佢咁樣講完又真係駁唔到。之後我哋dead air咗一分鐘，果一分鐘真係好漫長。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjnysFbQBi
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