我行去我身後面嘅B0、B1、B2號機睇吓會唔會係我啲學生,因為細路仔嘅聲音其實都好似,所以我唔係好認得出。543Please respect copyright.PENANAgItES6RLy9
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「Mr. William!?」學生A望到我之後嚇到彈起,好似小學生比訓導主任發現喺網吧咁。543Please respect copyright.PENANA8WYBhJLl7O
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學生B、C目定口呆望住我:「點解呀SIR你會喺度? 」543Please respect copyright.PENANArpi9XiNS1P
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「喂,你幾條友放學都唔換件衫就嚟打機。仲有,你地屋企人唔知你地嚟咗網吧喎。」我用訓導老師嘅tone話佢哋。543Please respect copyright.PENANAp9Jlk2yaWe
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「哈…哈…打埋依場先,好快昨,求吓你呀!」學生A望住電腦螢幕講。543Please respect copyright.PENANA9P9j6Gbu3Q
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我望一望電腦螢幕嘅畫面,原來係英雄聯盟,哩隻game我之前都玩過,但我中五之後就冇玩喇。543Please respect copyright.PENANAHe0pDWki6e
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我見到之後心軟同自己講:「都玩到三十幾分鐘,應該好快完姐。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAK9FMi5aSnl
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之後我企喺後面望住佢哋玩,作個藉口呃腦細:「佢哋去咗旺角睇玩具,依家同緊佢哋返嚟,你叫家長四十五分鐘後喺香港街果間M記門口等。」543Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZagCMXsoB
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腦細:「ok,唔該晒你。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAwAAHbHVFGL
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我烏低身喺佢哋耳邊講:「嗱,我就同Mr. Patrick講你哋去咗睇玩具,要九個字之後返,你哋一陣自己識點同人解釋喇,收唔收到呀!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAgnp5ZTk0rA
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「收到!」三個學生好似用軍人式語氣答。543Please respect copyright.PENANA4UhDgHSHk4
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過咗幾分鐘,我見到佢哋輸咗,我就問:「走得未呀,我叫你哋屋企人八點喺M記等呀。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAJtylxpfKUU
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「吓……依家先七點四,可唔可以玩多場啊?」學生B擰轉頭擺出一個楚楚可憐嘅樣。543Please respect copyright.PENANAEOMithY9Vw
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「係囉……我好勁㗎,對面好快20分鐘FF,一定有時間剩㗎!」學生A捉住我隻手不停fing。543Please respect copyright.PENANAOfjaarR216
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「我哋開咗兩個鐘機,依家先玩得半個鐘,求吓你喇。」學生C懇求我。543Please respect copyright.PENANAlPuxpSWO4U
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古有少林足球三大弟子,黃一飛(大師兄)、莫美林(二師兄)、田啟文(三師兄,田雞),三位師兄各懷武功蓋世嘅絕技,喺我眼前嘅B班三大弟子居然對住機械鍵盤啪啪啪,仲要求我同佢哋一齊玩,講出嚟真係貽笑大方,你叫師兄列宗列祖點死得眼閉呀陰公,比心機讀書啦𡃁仔!估唔到我教嘅B班三大弟子為人係咁,差啲想講個事實比腦細聽等佢哋被逐出師門!543Please respect copyright.PENANAxKxkycTIUo
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正當我考慮接唔接受佢哋要求,內心劇場又開始上映。543Please respect copyright.PENANAup3EYe4qeU
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聲音A:「玩場ARAM都夠時間啦,咁早去食風呀?出面十幾度昨大佬。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAYI3N1xtLmt
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聲音B:「快啲走喇,依度好雜㗎,小學生唔應該嚟依啲地方。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAE5NUwzDn2f
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聲音A:「,打個機有幾曳呀?同埋你比咗50蚊買個足不出戶餐唔係唔玩翻鋪呀? 」543Please respect copyright.PENANAp2cSD7VoY6
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聲音B:「你自己話事喇~ 班學生再咁玩上晒癮㗎喇。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAJj7addD28z
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其實網吧距離M記只有三分鐘路程,依家過去又好似真係太早。543Please respect copyright.PENANAmnEPpXAILq
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我望住佢地擰擰頭:「唉~好喇,玩場aram,快嘅。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAJOYXF1wlQl
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佢哋三個異口同聲:「多謝Mr. William! 」543Please respect copyright.PENANApCcjAyAy2O
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我睇完學生A遊戲名之後加咗佢入場。543Please respect copyright.PENANAWe1IAPDnYs
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「寂寞x孤獨已進入房間。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAZXxwxta5Ui
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我望到佢個名之後對住個mon喪笑:「嘩,依家啲小學生已經咁撚MK嘅。」543Please respect copyright.PENANA13GVHhH0iU
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之後佢邀請埋另外兩個學生入遊戲房間。543Please respect copyright.PENANAPgkhSEOLI4
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學生A:「Mr. William,點解你game名叫硬漢搜蜜洞嘅,有咩意思㗎?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAvHOG2pRlIx
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佢咁樣一提我先醒起依個係中四果陣改嘅game名,當時唔知點解改名嘅風氣好鍾意用揩音嘅咸濕字改遊戲名,同期嘅仲有咩安全處移除下體、奔走好很遠、忍者龜頭很大……咁我上網見到依個名幾得意,就改咗依個名。543Please respect copyright.PENANAqDixHVJ6E7
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我有啲心虛:「唉~你唔好理喇。」543Please respect copyright.PENANA0M7JW3BdgS
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學生A繼續追問:「講啦,點解嘅?」543Please respect copyright.PENANApD64dvgZ6X
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我絞盡腦汁諗一諗:「咳咳……硬漢係形容一個好強壯嘅男人;搜即係尋找,搵嘅意思;蜜洞即係一個……好甜嘅窿……就係咁喇。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAnLtWNLocuA
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「咩係好甜嘅窿?」學生B望住我好疑惑。543Please respect copyright.PENANAJRz9N3O6sw
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你呀sir我都未試過呀,點知姐!543Please respect copyright.PENANAwW2zQ4eZdF
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「開波喇,㩒制喇!」我望住螢幕嘅確認提示,希望快啲結束話題。543Please respect copyright.PENANAW98DKBc0EU
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「Yeah!Yeah!有得同呀sir打機,Woohoo~」學生B喺電腦面前手舞足蹈。543Please respect copyright.PENANAfyCm6XGmeo
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聽到學生B咁講,內心不禁有股刺熱感,畢竟中學之後,我都好耐冇同其他人一齊打機。