行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU039JfSvo0
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhj7UdTvJF
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvg5IbHFdi
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH9MkzL5DZ
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNQxiFvFeZ
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFfQ6i3z3Y
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduFXXlX0z6
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLOdDNoga8
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIXGUKmg3q
「……」我繼續唔講野。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3so1RGyYSV
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUZDYIUAg8
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BlDWcQImr
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzaiIju9Pz
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IFiN81ds4
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmSaTCCTO9
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4vguZ1mR8
「……」我腦內突然hang機。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Up9qkcfmA
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4FKjxTiZ6
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiegLkIEMfy
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tBvkUe5ga
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKflFH8MkU
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqUgrNNwLA
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNPXB4iAvA
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nh11XeoEo
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOStckxlFvV
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaU1tH2wMP
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQt5eyjag4
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVSYl2bHja
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd30KeyzNJ
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI5adoVriC
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKgaAnAYj6
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dT5Uniy8L
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLyiVl8gWM
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk85kmh8HL9
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdnI7Ht8wp
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB4eZBQIJD
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6e3VFBVNQu
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2NThvno6B
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMAXV6yV2c
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFufnvJk3a
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oOFygXuo4
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoLk03JfX7
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFKs7yv1nA
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62brn2Zirt
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1D3Z9eZ96
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf86XEkFFW
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgoaQegaJb
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpit3WuidRR
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJHmNXaxk1
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQVbtdnCuS
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ssSyQua6V
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmT4T3qlEm
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcXyOLRiUM
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95rmNNXurV
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHq3z0bro3C
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXIwkrVptT
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPBnTqydzh
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeAPjrdW3Q
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9E2qvWN4wD
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtsHidMHpo
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdajcfI3ldp
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XM3IS4hxo
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvfLDRZqI6
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xb7Y21MpU
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3hIhVYEz1
「拜拜。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQKDajKjel
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0C2EnGer3
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdqYIibYF9
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPV5HJmWEP
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