行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2suCobnU1
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpXlFiYrHW
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LVhKcSbC6
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWndnb6Zjqc
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGYGwZYXza
526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP7mG9OmeP
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbobxIG2vW
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「……」我繼續唔講野。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIVwBk1UbN
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgc10t24q5
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跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUROFdMcxXN
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gIW6wewls
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0TrwQuq8p
526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNX0t59bdW
「……」我腦內突然hang機。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX11F2vaa8
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcPteIFyCr
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我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKICe56A3J
526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9u8R6AzvY
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG66FNaxhs
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忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcc1OSgoUb
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBlKEul2Q8
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Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1JG5VBkHN
526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPi1421XLG
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGb9BqkVs0
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佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIj4e3T4WG
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRNJgGC9pD
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oMbZRobSx
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「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXec63xZpDi
526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLAfhy1h8U
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGnNNWcAAn
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqB26bRWbS
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FLMyqlbRV
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwB9e5CNEp
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx3vgTNUc4
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笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlZbo3zxRW
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmOTVpx8JK
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「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLL0KiPmTN
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「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LAA6ytfn5
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUccdJpaRsC
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我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9mQillRWa
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo2iYOpO1v
526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqQdfZXzPt
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa98jqf1cU
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Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEK9T7rCSa
526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHtv8ASW64
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk71QytReJV
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「拜拜。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSbudG6fTu
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2pt5MDkuI
526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98x3Ov5r2H
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP9sgW10lu
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