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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YFW7yYcNs
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwABDmVNARD
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMqZzyHA5C
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXEEhAVJS7
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHL8QchedD
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6vkocrtAw
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr3QaFcExL
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刪掉！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77reXLpuIe
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Daktq69Ns
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iPJbTnj7z
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq4BuAlAx6
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj4oGIeEF6
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WuUhH4eyI
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1Xx9ICez5
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn7eyagy8F
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其它還有像...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1iFvO9lpe
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm09LpHtmQg
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9C6eUnAqHa
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7tk2F5Bd3
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U7jOj5bKZ
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我也沒有朋友！！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH4m1jgAkC
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4mUeqrzzL
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF28LGqjIS
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKzHb0ZZbX
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz7XwdEbRa
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk5hVnsfvF
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3TZUZR00r
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdIWyUf66X
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoEDUd6xHN
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO6PQoUDUc
