這手機八成是中毒了!845Please respect copyright.PENANAALNpuBZ7mL
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...845Please respect copyright.PENANAAUXUoedTUG
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,845Please respect copyright.PENANAhvHYta5wwl
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。845Please respect copyright.PENANASyccZnus2Z
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比方說最早的這一則:845Please respect copyright.PENANA1qa9PXoMgf
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!845Please respect copyright.PENANA6A4TKJ6g5y
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?845Please respect copyright.PENANALruxxI6e65
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?845Please respect copyright.PENANAy66qEHsJNF
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。845Please respect copyright.PENANAhswEE6oXqY
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?845Please respect copyright.PENANAzAhGuRAzFU
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刪掉!845Please respect copyright.PENANArIeEc3yfsU
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...845Please respect copyright.PENANACtKVIaD0v3
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!845Please respect copyright.PENANATE2yPfdHR6
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,845Please respect copyright.PENANA5q81G8exAJ
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,845Please respect copyright.PENANAFeXlyg58kh
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!845Please respect copyright.PENANAAwcWsxpL7m
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?845Please respect copyright.PENANAnEgKtv3ut2
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?845Please respect copyright.PENANAdYPUQwHKvs
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其它還有像...845Please respect copyright.PENANAfa4c21Z5V2
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...845Please respect copyright.PENANAXJIWA6M8LS
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!845Please respect copyright.PENANAW7dQFijj0H
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...845Please respect copyright.PENANAvG32lA2Fe1
我沒有存款!845Please respect copyright.PENANAhEnDf2WJGI
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...845Please respect copyright.PENANAbLDvkHkiYh
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我也沒有朋友!!845Please respect copyright.PENANAYJaJ6RLqS8
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...845Please respect copyright.PENANA3ikHIx4zDn
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我更沒有女朋友!!!845Please respect copyright.PENANA2Wl58UlCdK
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!845Please respect copyright.PENANA6t5c9meOFm
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...845Please respect copyright.PENANAQP8j4z5cUV
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!845Please respect copyright.PENANArjcci6Okah
845Please respect copyright.PENANANNPwUbfskR刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!845Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ1aGNxdHq
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...845Please respect copyright.PENANAcEWnRadhSc
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,845Please respect copyright.PENANAB5dnSiAuFM
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:845Please respect copyright.PENANAk30EWnEUkM
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAtGSr3nHssm