十五年前,神諭降臨…1105Please respect copyright.PENANAFWpszymWoD
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龍帝國的祭壇、亞細亞同盟的神廟、大和共和國的神社、東布列塔尼亞聯邦的教堂和王國的宮廟,都不約而同的收到了來自天界的神旨:1105Please respect copyright.PENANAnonOMsYplB
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英雄勇者大出清!1105Please respect copyright.PENANABtDt8OMfEH
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即日起,英雄勇者買1000送500,幸運度5000億+,能力隨機,同綑販售,穿越後恕不接受退換,淘寶下單另享85折優惠,消費滿百兆再送SSR角色抽獎券乙張,欲購從速,要買要快!1105Please respect copyright.PENANAdLED7j92Ys
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詳情請洽:WWW.OH.MY.GOD1105Please respect copyright.PENANAr00YjQaEbs
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SHIT!這不是小夜燈大人那個詐騙網址嘛?1105Please respect copyright.PENANAUjxcoangRD
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這時再回頭看看身旁的小夥伴們,突然忍不住熱淚盈眶...1105Please respect copyright.PENANAVKvfLJaKMu
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原來…我並不孤獨!1105Please respect copyright.PENANA9ppYDQxHro
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總之,從那一天起,這個名為「哈米吉多頓」的世界上,多了一個名為「英勇誕」的節日,同時也誕生了各式各樣的英雄和勇者。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAPYUTX8OZn9
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「我不懂...這列強各國哪來那麼多錢?」閒聊著穿越那些事,我突然想到。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAqosHVuzIZu
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一個英雄勇者五千億,打八五折也要四千兩百五十億,街邊五百九十塊一隻的北京烤鴨,可以買上七億兩千卅三萬八千九百八十三隻。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAOipbGJVMzw
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「咦?原來我值那麼多隻烤鴨啊!」想到這裡,突然有種莫名的成就感。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAPyl4sCMyT6
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比利沒好氣的白我一眼:「那道神諭降下後的第二天,另一道神旨也下達了。」1105Please respect copyright.PENANAHeoRvWOqNL
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儘管叫,我買單!1105Please respect copyright.PENANAUysRCtopmo
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真不愧是比利,連出生前的事情都打聽得這麼清楚。1105Please respect copyright.PENANA5uG7ZyGVKN
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「可我還是不懂,就算是神明霸氣的請客吃飯,地球上哪來這麼多的烤鴨命運之子。」1105Please respect copyright.PENANAje0MYmV3A1
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比利突然面露難色,好像有什麼話不知當說不當說的,倒是金恩直爽,毫不猶豫的接了下去:1105Please respect copyright.PENANA9UYWj7rl43
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「平行地球那麼多,幸運當肥料大把大把地灑下去,這 Luck Boy 還不是像韮菜一樣割了一荏又一荏!」1105Please respect copyright.PENANATxsTiLyXEn
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按金恩的描述,他那個地球的神明,對幸運之子的說法也好,外形也好,似乎與小夜燈大人有點不同...1105Please respect copyright.PENANAc0Fe5YeXiV
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「It's 濃密長睫毛的人妖肌肉Boy!以喔呵呵呵~笑聲開場,談話中偶爾會插入English單字...」1105Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8azlSINvV
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金恩捏著蘭花指,不計形像地演繹令人惡寒的形象。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAnyLYO8Tsb1
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總之最後,各國高層為了增強國力,開始不遺餘力的,尋找那些隨機誕生在世界各地的英雄和勇者。而為了區別這些形形色色的穿越者,還想出了很多分類的辨法。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAg80WNGN8u1
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其中,最常見的分類方法,就是用過去的人生經歷來分組,比方說...1105Please respect copyright.PENANA3KWAgVL95k
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像沉默的傑森就是標準的「贏家組」,而胖子金恩出人意料的居然是個「社畜組」,包打聽比利是「學生組」,我呢?大概是「御宅組」和「社畜組」一半一半吧!1105Please respect copyright.PENANADMukOS8xFr
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贏家組精明幹練,社畜組吃苦耐勞,學生組善良單純,御宅組和善可欺,這是穿越者間基本的認知。1105Please respect copyright.PENANA3aKSZ0kNzb
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而這當中,還有一個普遍讓人頭疼的,就是「玩家組」。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAfrLeMFaf7A
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「等級這麼低也想指揮我?找個高等一點的來跟我說吧!」這說話趾高氣昂的,就是剛才隊長交代,讓傑森去總部領回來的「玩家組」新兵。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAXx8CXG9cfE
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玩家組穿越者第一定律:殺的越多,能力越大,能力越大,殺得越多!1105Please respect copyright.PENANAgLZAhZoxjn
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簡單來說,就是玩家組的穿越者總是認為殺死的生物越多,就能得到越多的經驗值來昇級,自己的能力也就越強。所以早期他們總會去屠殺一些小生物。而且通常屠殺的越多,態度就越囂張跋扈。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAQxAvdLpwTe
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「等級高是什麼?殺過很多小貓小狗嗎?」胖子金恩第一個忍不住,皮笑肉不笑的回問:1105Please respect copyright.PENANAcOhDF2WZfC
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「按照這個邏輯,這個世上最強大的,難不成是屠宰場裡的屠夫。」1105Please respect copyright.PENANAfFpvJ8piR8
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「像你這種外行人懂什麼!」新兵的臉色有點難看,不屑的說:「看看你...不光等級低,要敏捷沒敏捷,要靈巧沒靈巧的,上了戰場要怎麼活下來喲~」1105Please respect copyright.PENANANz4orxqiBi
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玩家組穿越者第二定律:參數不是萬能,沒有參數萬萬不能!1105Please respect copyright.PENANAHfbHBsFA2H
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玩家組的穿越者,每一個都兌換了我們俗稱為「神明之惡趣味」的「人物狀態顯示系統」,並且對上面數字深信不移,他們堅信等級低的人不會是自己的對手,但也認為自己能打倒等級比自己高的人。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAj41FAtuZ7r
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「沒敏捷靈巧什麼的,那是你沒看過!」看不慣新兵態度的比利也跟著幫腔:1105Please respect copyright.PENANASu9gj4t1xf
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「胖子搶食物的時候沒人能比他更靈巧!逃命的時候跑的比誰都快!!!」1105Please respect copyright.PENANAVxByoDiNIv
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比利的說法好像哪裡怪怪的?但我也只能心情複雜的和他們站在一起表示支持。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAzyzjqIuda2
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這下場面就變得有點難堪了,這看起來就好像是我們三個老兵堵在新兵的面前,仗著人多要欺負人少似的。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAefjUFUacSE
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想不到的是新兵倒是勇氣十足、毫不動搖,反而還挑眉冷哼一聲:「那就走著瞧吧!」1105Please respect copyright.PENANAFvqV5u4xIf
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說完從我們中間穿過去,逕直朝營舍去了。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAwxfEQCpk4F
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胖子火大擼起袖子打算教訓新兵一頓,最後被傑森給攔下。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAm51cHqhSOJ
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「算了!」看著新兵遠去的背影,傑森只能一臉無奈的說:「隨他...」1105Please respect copyright.PENANAuugv6HNkOW
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玩家組穿越者第三定律:我是主角!世界因我而轉動!1105Please respect copyright.PENANA7sUZDcEVOH
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於是,玩家組穿越者始終把這個受了傷會流血,一不小心會喪命的世界當成一個遊戲。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAWfPfMunXuZ
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在這個遊戲裡,他們就是來屠龍滅魔誅仙弒神的,在他們的眼中,我們只是無關緊要的路人甲NPC,和我們的對話都是可以跳過的。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAbs48DT7TLA
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...可是,這並不是一個那樣的世界。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAbeDkn9qJ7l
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同為穿越者,真心不希望他因為錯誤的認知而發生不幸。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAxZk0sWpcDt
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「這時候要是穆勒在就好了...」看著新兵遠去的背影,胖子突然落寞的說。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAEB2XSwAvGM
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「軍曹己經被移送到聖馬丁醫隊了。」比利不愧是包打聽:「那裡的環境比較好」。1105Please respect copyright.PENANAjzoapjZVpH
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於是我們決定出發去探望他。 1105Please respect copyright.PENANAIhhVpOaSbB