這手機八成是中毒了！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFN8THGGi4
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVJni1EL1a
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3O42jRhv8
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEDOrlJu2b
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比方說最早的這一則：1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPbp7ZmXSw
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZph00EAiU
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cgJ1bnDYZ
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UFhG5ATkh
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tapFKbus1
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqQ1rhjdWI
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbcQSR7LKZ
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71aYDwdFpv
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刪掉！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4dciSNDbq
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw2yQwCjwV
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAiMqf9u6u
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfopkCeBYAe
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3WjJaK64a
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSO90nPcu1
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YquCPl4Bm
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYioKYOppKH
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByIIZ3LIfb
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其它還有像...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGOgtulDHd
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8JpzMhrWv
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgjz18F8ZG
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm2uomH0lA
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwndfFdzbu0
我沒有存款！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8uLn706xW
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4I8hSzFIo
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我也沒有朋友！！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI529boQTH
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZl9yx978i
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16NRKnpr9E
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKhjwkgqaK
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCC4UxdWeY
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSguzKVTNJ
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ704LSGtjtD刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAaJNH7xoS
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh430bZBfKX
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeU95Pxp33
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2W2kOBA0H
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJuLAqJU5f
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X5m8tOYYX
