這手機八成是中毒了！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZdnlooiFa
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPm8Qi4pzz
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3jJWEHrud
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcRLLhi7LZ
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUQaikR15j
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jWOuI8zLV
比方說最早的這一則：1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaggwDHUah
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOnkk6NZyP
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagsH6QENLq
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6r38IFu0h
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkFiaiXNq1
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLPZ7JPy2O
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWd2Ib5vrr
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJc5V1gVci
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd8mVLKXNA
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyq3UCMGSQ
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyJ5ZVrtfo
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbozbCK6bs0
刪掉！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8EJyVwJIW
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4tIW85x9u
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpVGbROzp4
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs99JEyBwrm
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6FJtXzv6Q
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs2xSdk44J
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzyMQs59PG
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KokX5jhdF
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0yUC9rdze
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTPYhzVoGZ
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfhCiIKybr
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5k94DsR79
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsE3F1FoWv
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95khy62Kb3
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO7uxhtn0p
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh1N9PY7Fv
其它還有像...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7khKVMjrIY
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQARikVNkr
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p6AqkmPGO
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHDhyKoNs1
呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AKgPSJKEN
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoXKp2GJJO
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscbngIQAMU
我沒有存款！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvin2bz4mvS
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5oVaYS58U
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xAvI5UG5Y
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiIr0KtCvk
我也沒有朋友！！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH6OzoJJPs
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJSUgz5vbD
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkALBEnbLPG
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKwLbgVDKD
我更沒有女朋友！！！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHbieCxO5e
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ4ZmmbliI
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp6AvfpkTz
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyhW2tYXXX
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8Nols6O0J
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRF4PkxcOa
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9piIplmsf
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzG4WCskN4刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlDjroMKFZ
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQBt9W3kBG
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KK3NZFbI0
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBtUTf2wnJ
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzoy9L0foW
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsVEcdFMaR
1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMu26f3Lco
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1032Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZJxn5S2D6
