這手機八成是中毒了!832Please respect copyright.PENANA752niKQVOJ
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...832Please respect copyright.PENANAPTG8F1Euxy
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,832Please respect copyright.PENANA2cwxsEe3lt
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。832Please respect copyright.PENANAUBWEr9zgAf
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比方說最早的這一則:832Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y6ytYSmSR
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!832Please respect copyright.PENANAv9ayEweoOR
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?832Please respect copyright.PENANAKWoSFnTEx6
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?832Please respect copyright.PENANAc11QUrmwuQ
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。832Please respect copyright.PENANAar2sftLE59
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?832Please respect copyright.PENANAKxpY6NXLtH
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刪掉!832Please respect copyright.PENANAa9inGshTF3
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...832Please respect copyright.PENANAR19ZjgAjkg
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!832Please respect copyright.PENANA6V7KOiHv2j
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,832Please respect copyright.PENANAGWrVznL9OI
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,832Please respect copyright.PENANAmHgRrOkK2n
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!832Please respect copyright.PENANA2qePiNhlao
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?832Please respect copyright.PENANAlePSCHfbkX
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?832Please respect copyright.PENANAW1GAg6X2CO
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其它還有像...832Please respect copyright.PENANAXtg4bMMof2
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...832Please respect copyright.PENANAaj8mQn3zU9
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!832Please respect copyright.PENANARsaEpl1fLA
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...832Please respect copyright.PENANA8WmOQFVd2O
我沒有存款!832Please respect copyright.PENANAIxO1POnbZL
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...832Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZJpNw9D21
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我也沒有朋友!!832Please respect copyright.PENANAHhvOnW6Qba
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...832Please respect copyright.PENANAcWPXv0EHur
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我更沒有女朋友!!!832Please respect copyright.PENANA6OywkgpR49
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!832Please respect copyright.PENANAq7DdvnxAHm
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...832Please respect copyright.PENANAp8H55wOYgu
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!832Please respect copyright.PENANAANZnzxlL0G
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...832Please respect copyright.PENANAGWMxFDf7dy
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,832Please respect copyright.PENANAjfiVShDZze
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:832Please respect copyright.PENANA7t2lLZDV6p
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」832Please respect copyright.PENANAHEjuJBEmW9