今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dUpBdXKAw
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8d9LsYH6G
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB86vSI5dRQ
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77cQ9BYq71
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHRULiAWfM
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNpf4yCbXA
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「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueDdvmtkrB
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloB8WIxELi
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我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJstOzYB4Dd
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzHdYgiP3S
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom0iEvSu9U
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpxJOBR7Yg
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聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTX3ydvtrd
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmZfgGCEFl
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmp1EhKygj
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh7GsEP1DM
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDiLbbA4kg
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4C0tiO47t0
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguXDgPzFfx
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ2sfqDKw7
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZAkx2eG6g
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種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25EJvQmtGl
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...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemp2467wXl
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRVrSQZa8a
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每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChZrbvx6gL
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWrZPbmPsf
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TbgODKY4J
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你有3則未接來電1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jUGU7NKhF
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93Ww2J58ea
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHAJZkzOwU
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於是...1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FDHUibnMS
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忍耐LV.9：1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORHzLmEchV
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDokf28DfSz
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtZkg3NOBz
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowXGAdafeD
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYoejd4xN1
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DQLaj35Wq
強迫LV.6：1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaONkrkLvp
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJurZWeNUbG
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZgWidQfwl
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT0Y2WyQFC
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQp9cAP10M
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbrxYXP88P
觀察LV.3：1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo0PoJXu3N
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr2USJcdfm
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKTrGHGMGu
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaClhqml2u
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAYr5aoDxq
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuAN2FNkmX
吟遊詩人LV.1：1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQsxMjKrLp
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你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG2rTxcXvk
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCE5aptrjM
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitmoE5wgW2
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAVv0MjTLT
衛生紙LV.1：1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXLb4xgfue
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1NHbFViQI
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZTv3qm0jX
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIsC27ucIW
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMN9yjHHf8
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1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0YPn084Iq
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMtCk3SAMZ
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq1cI3TPfa
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrpUPrAB1v
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR7ZF3MBli
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wUqbG5Hp1
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3iwy6K2ir
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrnRhu6TvM
1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ivAxQOG02
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyAVemtY7V
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電話那頭說：1361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFvzyG62Hu
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