這一章,對我而言是很大風險,有可能被起底 (謎之音:死毒撚宅男,冇人識你呀,連呢D屎坑廢文都冇人睇呀)。117Please respect copyright.PENANA6ARKPXgfsk
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2005年末,我意外取得 <哈利波特4 火盃的考驗> 電影優先場戲票兩張,能找誰去一起看呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANAZMlLij87OJ
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只有唯一的朋友:在第4.1章那那短期課程結識,外表如中年職安真漢子的26歲女------肥妹。117Please respect copyright.PENANAvfBFvmbumv
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她竟然說:「可摸耳兩張比晒我,我同第二個去睇」。117Please respect copyright.PENANAs4drfNDkgc
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傻的嗎?117Please respect copyright.PENANAedt76HtkSX
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多麼過份的說話,這些話要是出自我口中,又聽被批鬥。117Please respect copyright.PENANACTZlyCVNzJ
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事後,她沒半句多謝,竟還說:「我地又唔係拍拖,但又一男一女單對單出街,好怪」。117Please respect copyright.PENANAx3tC4PFdM8
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和她結識兩年半,單對單街無數次,為何這時在說這些話?117Please respect copyright.PENANA4EOOVhUmcd
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這段時期,我懷疑她拍拖了。如果是真,港男的悲哀,香港溝女環境的惡劣,可見一斑。117Please respect copyright.PENANAN4SPLCSBUQ
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相約她2005除夕倒數迎2006,她又推塘,原因竟是「老豆唔比咁夜出街」(I recap,她26歲)。117Please respect copyright.PENANAJNcEtK94Hn
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不久,她說有個朋友,很想有人陪伴除夕倒數,叫我陪這朋友,這朋友叫「倩影X」。117Please respect copyright.PENANAowxubo6Chh
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以上是留言信箱的留言,朋友的名字,實在聽不清楚,我反覆重聽數次,才勉強聽到像是「倩影」的兩字,第三字始終聽不清。不知是真名還是別名花名,更不知性別、年紀。 117Please respect copyright.PENANABP681ZEjoJ
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肥妹甚至過份到,未問過我,就把我的手機號碼,擅自告訴這「倩影X」。117Please respect copyright.PENANAQo964Ki4Gx
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那「倩影X」來電,是女聲,我才知是女,後來知道是21歲,她說希望到銅鑼灣倒數。117Please respect copyright.PENANA18rofGXaIy
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下稱「倩影X」為Amy。117Please respect copyright.PENANAtxGdgz5e0m
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心水清的看倌,應該想到,在香港,21歲後生女,不用標青,值40分已非常搶手,基本上一定有男友;即使沒有,也只是短暫空窗期,一定至少有兩三隻兵追求中;即使連這些也沒有,朋友總有吧!117Please respect copyright.PENANA0VUllj2MO5
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她作為21歲女,連找個朋友陪除夕倒數也沒有?一定伏過伏到魔。117Please respect copyright.PENANAD4WDFeYr6m
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果然,短短數小時的陪伴倒數,我已覺得此人腦部構造十分奇特。117Please respect copyright.PENANAg6VnDZsMwN
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1. 2005年12月31日約10pm,我到達銅鑼灣,Amy來電,說由元朗過來,搭錯車、要晚點,我心想,銅鑼灣有多難去呢?怎會搭錯車?117Please respect copyright.PENANA0KN8HcIxs7
近11pm,Amy才姍姍來遲。這時的銅鑼灣,仍然正常的香港,大家也知是甚麼狀況。時代廣場蘋果倒數,任誰也知這時已不可能接近。滿街的執法人員已瘋狂嗌咪,指該處已非常擠逼,呼籲不要前往。Amy不信,堅持要到時代廣場蘋果倒數(已近11pm!),結果當然,之前幾條街也過不了。117Please respect copyright.PENANAX56Rg3SJpk
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(題外話:那時,不久前發生世貿會議韓農示威,執法人員的處理手法,備受好評,當時據聞是唯一一次沒死人的世貿會議示威,那時可能是香港執法人員形象最佳時期。在美麗新香港回看,不勝唏噓)117Please respect copyright.PENANAGPhDrZKRAY
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2.唯有隨便找過有舞台表演的地方等待,期間Amy說:「呢度周圍都係警察,早知去尖沙咀啦」。
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我心唸:「你up乜九?」,難道你以為尖沙咀就不會「周圍都係_ _ 」?117Please respect copyright.PENANAfdg7usQedx
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3.她提及她會考全U、因為她讀英文理科,英文累事,說如果用中文就一定不會全U。現時無業、從未拍拖,還問21歲女仔未拍拖,是否很失敗。117Please respect copyright.PENANAPD9qyunK33
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雖然我沒考過會考,但0分都還有所聞,全U真是無法理解。英文問題,我明白,但既然如此,為何不選中文自修重考呢?而且英中也有中文科吧,中文科也U?她不回答。至於21歲女未拍拖,我也給個U,即是不予致評。117Please respect copyright.PENANA36AcgIXy5h
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4.倒數過後,她說:「今晚係咪好開心呢?有我陪你。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAhTXVUnRP0y
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我聽到:下?117Please respect copyright.PENANART2D8bkApY
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曾XX名句:真是荒謬,把自己看得那麼高。117Please respect copyright.PENANAIr0yYAncXW
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好像是你想找我陪,多過我想找你陪。117Please respect copyright.PENANAuOkZxltx2x
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我唔係你既阿四,你亦唔係我既小Baby。117Please respect copyright.PENANAgrzYsU7WSC
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5.倒數過後 x 2,她表示,未到過朗豪坊(嘩乜野大鄉里),很想去看看。好,反正有通宵地鐵。117Please respect copyright.PENANAH45pBRtWNu
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到朗豪坊後,已是2am有多,倒數已曲終人散,當然已水盡鵝飛沒半個人影。她竟說:「早知求先黎呢度啦,冇咁多人」。
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我心唸:「你up乜九?」x 2,難道你以為11pm等待倒數時,這裡會和2am時一樣水盡鵝飛?117Please respect copyright.PENANA4O7yE9IzF4
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之後,我們各自歸家。117Please respect copyright.PENANAuxLY9TSE0P
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此後,她頻頻電聯我,好像很拼命很辛苦的找話題和我聊。117Please respect copyright.PENANAuP0e4hKQIv
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而且,經常是她問問題,我回答,未答完,她又插咀打斷話題,之後又回頭重問之前的問題。117Please respect copyright.PENANA5u2BJnTjQS
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很煩厭。117Please respect copyright.PENANALlsEzbMGmZ
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雖然她的腦部構造果然十分奇特,教我嘆為觀止,也感到她遠不如另一女子有趣(詳見下一章),但我仍想盡力接納。117Please respect copyright.PENANA7pPk6kqSF5
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2006年1月30日,年初二,我獨自在中環看煙花,Amy又打來,一個我畢生難忘的來電。117Please respect copyright.PENANAByMspNrJxg
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Amy:「我而家喺東涌親戚屋企拜年,睇緊電視做煙花呀,嘩,D煙花好靚呀~~~~」,「你喺現場睇緊架?使唔使入場架」。117Please respect copyright.PENANAQFb59kyl16
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我:(???甚麼「入場」???)「唔使架,黎得到就得」(這也要問?)117Please respect copyright.PENANAphQBEyKvOJ
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Amy:「你點知今日有煙花既?你點知去邊度有得睇既」、「哦!係咪每年年初二都有架?」(甚麼人才會問得出這些你怎知阿媽是女人、阿媽是否女人的問題??)117Please respect copyright.PENANAWNxaOUx5Q2
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我答了,還要問完又問,還要問紅館演唱會票在哪裡買......117Please respect copyright.PENANATfvCck4Nb7
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是真的不知,還是刻意找話說呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANAkE2GULuFKj
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還有,她又問我有否去拜年。我因家庭問題,已和親戚斷聯多年了。117Please respect copyright.PENANAgXVyZBkXe4
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Amy:「咁你味冇得去逗利是囉,咁咪好慘囉。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAzkOHygqGkd
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我想,你不是吧?就算不說我,你都21啦,還希罕這些?「好命」的,派利是了!還逗利是?117Please respect copyright.PENANA50v9uIfkFb
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Amy:「你D親戚呢,阿麻嗰D呢?你唔去佢度拜年既?」。117Please respect copyright.PENANABiTCIWkZbP
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唉,又問,我不想說,隨口說「死晒喇」。117Please respect copyright.PENANAEXlY3rasr4
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猜猜她說甚麼?117Please respect copyright.PENANAOToKxvrJ3h
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Amy:「佢點死架?係咪自然死架?」117Please respect copyright.PENANAD4IfUpdXjj
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我:「唔知呀!!」117Please respect copyright.PENANA1mjEiiTYFU
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隨後,她轉換話題,但不出數句,又問:「係呢?你阿麻點死架?」117Please respect copyright.PENANAPETBAxuEJK
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救命。117Please respect copyright.PENANAH1WOK0xzQy
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我到底聽了甚麼電話?招惹了甚麼物種?117Please respect copyright.PENANADJf5V5MM1i
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不久後,和Amy、肥妹,一起到深水埗閒逛 。117Please respect copyright.PENANA83YZWuSkdj
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這是和Amy第二次,也是最後一次見面。117Please respect copyright.PENANAHReI7vdjVP
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期間Amy上洗手間,肥妹也看得出我對Amy很有意見,批評我:「你對朋友好揀擇!之前個XX (傻男)你又唔鐘意,而家呢個朋友(Amy),佢天真無邪姐,你又唔鐘意?」117Please respect copyright.PENANA16BbVnki7P
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唉,你不如介紹Amy和那傻男互相認識吧!一男一女,兩個也是腦部構造奇特瘋瘋癲癲,說不定能造就佳偶。117Please respect copyright.PENANA13LM5wV5cg
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肥妹還椰榆我:「而家有兩個女仔陪你行街,左擁右抱,仲想點......」117Please respect copyright.PENANA1LH8c3Marw
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唉,我想嘔。
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此後,我每聽一次Amy的來電,就痛苦一次、後悔一次。117Please respect copyright.PENANA6CrB57Dady
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漸漸地減少接聽她的來電。117Please respect copyright.PENANA66Tz4Bhbfh
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其實,我應該狠狠罵她:「唔可以」、「你仆街啦」、「你去死啦」、「你好能煩呀」、「唔好再Seed呀」......117Please respect copyright.PENANAYECYCFZRfn
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但善良(即是冇吉士)的毒撚宅男,又哪說得出口。117Please respect copyright.PENANAv8d26GFBxq
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忍了多久呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANALC4fC0G426
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1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10、11、12。117Please respect copyright.PENANAXTLMmvETfB
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12星期左右吧!2005年除夕晚結識,2006年4月初左右,我已決定斷來往,來電顯示看見是她,一概不接。117Please respect copyright.PENANAIcuRMgPHxg
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她也感受到,先後轉用3個手機號碼(疑是她父、母、弟)、1個固網號碼(疑是她家居電話)、133隱藏來電顯示打來,我總之一聽她聲音即cut線。117Please respect copyright.PENANADdWzz0YPye
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堅持了數個月,她的來電陸續減少,終沒再打來。117Please respect copyright.PENANAi4PZXpXMgR
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驚嚇的是,大半年後,一個我不懂的號碼打來,第一句便「我地好耐冇見」,我想了一會,這聲音.........嘩!!!117Please respect copyright.PENANAU2jxB1Fjr8
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看倌是否已看出甚麼呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANAinFDQSUihe
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這個Amy是何許人,相信看倌也認識,亦不難明白為何會使我如此抗拒。
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Amy、「倩影X」,這些名字,某程度上,不是化名。117Please respect copyright.PENANA1XQNTlned7
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住元朗,東涌有親戚。117Please respect copyright.PENANAeVGdbbJm5V
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2023年5月2日,Amy 39歲了,仍是黃花閏女。117Please respect copyright.PENANAQJI0FmfGqf
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Amy令到很多人知道,某老牌但長期積弱的電子傳媒機構,看似已倒閉數年,但原來真是「永遠都存在」。117Please respect copyright.PENANAMuQsUzdK2l
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Amy那不知哪來勇氣和自信,確教人佩服,雖然她是否知道自己正在做甚麼,也成疑問。117Please respect copyright.PENANAc3XeO6SxAV
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我很想知道,一個行為能力如此存疑的人,和那電子傳媒機構簽訂的合約,有法律效力嗎?117Please respect copyright.PENANABxx2bSFGSP
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「Amy不紅 天理不容」,Amy紅了,咪自己開心咪得囉,使乜顧慮人點唸你?117Please respect copyright.PENANAGATNNZZ7u2
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後記:後來,肥妹也忍受不了Amy和傻男,也和這兩人絕交了。117Please respect copyright.PENANAKYUaukxt1L
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這兩個傢伙,連我這個包容度這麼高、這麼珍惜朋友的人,也忍受不了,試問有多少世外高人忍受得了呢?