話明「連識兩女」,那麼除了人盡皆知的Amy,另一個是誰呢?75Please respect copyright.PENANA0fh2kVS5qX
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說回剛倒數完畢,進入2006年不久。75Please respect copyright.PENANAL6YG441V4v
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倒數過後,和Amy到M記小坐,期間一名女子前來和Amy交談,得知這女子叫涼玖,是Amy的「朋友」,也在附近倒數。我心想,為何你不找孤獨的Amy一起呢?75Please respect copyright.PENANAlZSTnT9nJR
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涼玖得知我是Amy的新相識,居然抄我牌。75Please respect copyright.PENANA7CjY21HysC
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這晚過後,這兩女也主動和我保持聯絡,我還以為,是否終見桃花曙光呢?75Please respect copyright.PENANANyvplvEFlF
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Amy ,雖然一早已覺得怪怪的,但我也盡力接納,結果還是不得不投降。75Please respect copyright.PENANAwxEomf3hxQ
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涼玖,看似正常得來又有趣得多。75Please respect copyright.PENANAswAtxLok4k
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我們在2006年1月1日約12:15am,在銅鑼灣某M記互相抄牌,這是第一次見面。75Please respect copyright.PENANACRsmtbX6sR
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2006年1月1日約7pm,涼玖來電,說她和朋友BBQ,問我有否興趣加入?要就立即到上水找她,並夾$50。75Please respect copyright.PENANAioFvTuYgNY
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我從來是個不得人緣的邊緣人,居然會有一面之緣的女子,對我這麼主動熱情?75Please respect copyright.PENANAnmRBoq7dco
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奈何我正在家晚飯,實在難以BBQ。涼玖就說,來齋坐不BBQ,閒聊一下也可,不用夾$50。75Please respect copyright.PENANAaaztfrXVaO
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我仍然希望結識新朋友、擴闊圈子(拍拖戀愛這麼進階的事已不敢想,或者要待下一步),沒可能拒絕吧?75Please respect copyright.PENANA8iEQieIEGX
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快快吃完剩餘的晚飯,立即動身,到達上水火車站,已花了約45分鐘。75Please respect copyright.PENANARThyjGoRms
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涼玖已在單獨等候,這是第二次見面。75Please respect copyright.PENANAWEWKAZvoTc
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這刻,我有點驚訝,我這種人,居然會有女孩這樣等我?75Please respect copyright.PENANAFhcX3YKxeF
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會合後,原來她也不太熟路,在附近小巴站找了一會,才找到合適的小巴路線,一起乘小巴前往和她朋友會合。75Please respect copyright.PENANAXbRESZJcRs
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在小巴內,才首次和涼玖作較詳盡的互相自我介紹,原來她和我同年、有返教會,問及職業?她說做一些空氣淨化產品相關工作,詳情較複雜,一時難以解釋。75Please respect copyright.PENANAmfSPk9yYiu
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我想,她這麼主動接近我,準是想帶我到教會了,我有自知之明。75Please respect copyright.PENANApo1K9Gmspm
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到達一間隱世村屋,已有數名年青男女一起BBQ(Amy不在),我沒參與BBQ,但也在涼玖的引導下,和這些年青男女一起閒聊、看電視播放叱咤樂壇頒獎典禮,期間氣氛良好融洽,沒甚特別。75Please respect copyright.PENANAbJPq8hSetO
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我沒留意和涼玖登上的小巴是哪條路線、下車點在哪裡,只是跟著她走,也當然沒告知家人我的位置。事後回想,我真的很傻很天真,這樣跟隨一個新相識的人,走到這些連名字也不知的隱世村落,是很高風險的。幸好我是男的,風險或許會略低。75Please respect copyright.PENANAdX0CgoRxWV
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散場後,在場其中一人,還駕車送我回上水火車站。75Please respect copyright.PENANAzMQdK0a69z
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我想,這個涼玖,會否為我一潭死水的生活,帶來多點姿彩呢?75Please respect copyright.PENANABkHeD6gBvL
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不久後,涼玖說星期日有活動,又問我是否參加?75Please respect copyright.PENANAHemZ0pLKXJ
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奈何,我當時正做著一份伏工,去不了。75Please respect copyright.PENANAnQpinJETFs
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隨口問她一句,可有好工介紹?75Please respect copyright.PENANAyQpkVBSuxs
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這一問,應棍了。75Please respect copyright.PENANA8mT4ThcjFT
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又某個星期日,涼玖來電說有工作介紹,著我立即到銅鑼灣找她。75Please respect copyright.PENANAtV61DrfBUs
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我想是見工面試吧,但星期日啊?怪怪的?75Please respect copyright.PENANApuu6KL4aRq
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也不想這麼多了,立即動身。到了銅鑼灣,這是第三次、也是最後一次見面。75Please respect copyright.PENANA4G24cuKw9U
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相信資深一點的看倌,不難猜到發生甚麼事。75Please respect copyright.PENANAxzYatj3S0I
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我為她取「涼玖」這化名,也是這個原因。75Please respect copyright.PENANA2qHr5Dm9ap
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涼玖帶我到亮碧思。75Please respect copyright.PENANAr1hiYzzK27
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涼玖者,亮狗也。75Please respect copyright.PENANAg1G1n5YgXK
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之後的事,不用說太多了。這「名店」多年來的威水史,網上已如恆河沙數。75Please respect copyright.PENANAdBMcwnnuLD
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涼玖自稱在這「平台」「發展」到「月入過10萬」(2006年!),但我尚未「加盟」,不能給我看牠的「出糧」紀錄。75Please respect copyright.PENANAPUJmU6JJQD
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我雖然極懷疑,但不想完全否定。因為否定牠所說的,等同否定這個「朋友」,我從來是多麼珍惜僅有的朋友 ( 謎之音:你仲當呢條粉腸係「朋友」?死毒撚宅男,係咪發女寒發到咁痴撚線呀?傻的嗎?唔死都冇撚用呀!)。75Please respect copyright.PENANAamXbH3E7XI
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我盡量觀察,這裡的傢伙,用的手機,看似都是一般貨色,不是甚麼旗艦機王。服飾打扮,毒L不懂,但看似很一般,至少不見有甚麼珠寶首飾名貴手袋。75Please respect copyright.PENANAXtnK4lthLH
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又想到,牠既然「月入過10萬」,為何那晚在上水,還要費時找小巴?是我就立即上的士了。75Please respect copyright.PENANAD9zvsPnYMh
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我很不濟很沒用,浪費了數小時,掉了數百港元的「講座廢」和「加盟廢」,還影印了身份證給牠(有趣的是,牠「月入過10萬」,又這麼為我這「朋友」「設想」,居然要拿我的八達通,去付這幾毫影印廢)。「約定」數天後,出席講座,及繳付剩餘的5千多元「買貨體驗」。終懷著滿肚問號和迷妄,離開傳銷竇。75Please respect copyright.PENANAJze1cVVQvk
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回家途中,那時還沒手機上網,我不斷想,是否這地鐵車廂內任何一條沙甸魚,只要到那裡「加盟」,也可以脫離沙甸魚行列呢?甚至如那些傢伙所說,進駐九肚山?75Please respect copyright.PENANAt7jIcCwy26
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回到寒舍,開電腦,Google那大名,嗯?啊?原來、這般、如此 。75Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5kMfKw6io
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現型了。75Please respect copyright.PENANAnZdTxRo8xJ
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我在上水小巴內的設想,原來某程度上沒錯,牠主動接近我,真是為了帶我到「教會」。75Please respect copyright.PENANAo99ne4HqY0
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只是不是我想像的「教會」。75Please respect copyright.PENANA2cPYZArbda
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原定講座當天,涼玖當然打來,我隨便編個籍口放飛機,收線。75Please respect copyright.PENANAUSylztPV7L
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牠也再沒纏擾(對牠來說,可能只是家常便飯的第N次釣水魚失敗,不如快快釣下條水魚更好,不知那個月牠還了財仔未?),被影印了身份證,也沒手尾跟。以損失數小時及數百港元作結此事,再沒下文,不幸中大幸。75Please respect copyright.PENANAGrc1hWHdO3
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係咪好好笑呢?以為有女自動獻身,點知係被「人」當水魚。75Please respect copyright.PENANAz4yQJ4yYx7
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以為一晚連識兩女,點知係連中兩伏,一撞撞兩件Kam嘢,先被個肥妹伏件弱智,再被件弱智伏件傳銷亮狗。75Please respect copyright.PENANAnCUfLUrvEJ
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到底我前世做錯了甚麼?75Please respect copyright.PENANARSZlBeNU2R
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到底我在走甚麼惡運?75Please respect copyright.PENANAbcKJaJm7Lz
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已經數不清第幾次的冥冥之中天意命數明確信號,我是毫無桃花運毫無女人緣。75Please respect copyright.PENANAy6Bl8bTKqf
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我的惡運、我的唏噓,何年何月止?