「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1YoVwGzBv
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWUtFnCJKc
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOrupdkUrS
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qx6ytDrIG
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「我聽唔明。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1lphwB4sK
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHktP6aCPp
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclbVmTfwEz
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這個原因，遲點會說。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHci8pcxWT
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3K6Y5LfoW
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7lNEWH590
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30xM7YEkAo
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJm6bHBabUJ
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8eX7lYCtM
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtk1JWMHD2
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYmPVza7i5
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUzmTmGgBS
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsuoN0UBAH
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUAEahDm56
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1GuBI7GAA
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMdHYYwOFt
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcIwQr6QV2
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ehulBP5TV
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7aRSE9dcC
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlOmMRgeHD
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYsOy2rN9l
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世事往往難以預料。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT3rOMJXmT
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgxAOa5mia
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiFiI0qLsq
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是的，真的那麼剛好。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw9tpjAMlz
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogtMxUIwuZ
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SwdoiO5o3
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTCYMf53OY
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLDxf4djda
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cwSMzoi2Q
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJtOHYNQ0v
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbIdjFEk6F
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「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatQSekTVaj
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWDUY8LDhp
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK9SReZY0s
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBcjDv3hDm
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「唔信！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13pggMb2TZ
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27Na9IvlCc
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WObXGBsn7
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLdqaku6OC
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZc8SJD338
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「咩點？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVfiHikptG
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「佢無打你咩？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXoauXDez2
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQQA9lHpmb
那麼奇怪？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98ZRQyTVGe
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pCrY3VXYG
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「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1J2mTen38
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「係咁就原諒你？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDJ59bByRx
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「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGsoEzTNdc
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcR8kltAsp
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6aDbq0Rt1
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算了。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoUsKSSSEZ
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rikbPGSTI
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecKgVSSx92
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7ooqz36Ah
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnR9Z2VpeZ
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCR8cVm7zR
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可是他……653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRYKPEVlek
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我該怎麼說呢？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciO68cBtRf
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg01DW2l8T
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93lzJ7Dw6V
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雖然動機未明。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm3BJNOxoN
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5T3YX9GZM
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMYQNFqoDf
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eYzcL41i4
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW68o0Fq9gQ
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBn5hefatM
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3Ioywp3G5
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我說了，不原諒還好。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwnm8XaEaP
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaLuT10vQ2
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTe3RDNZEe
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi68OdavTG
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F3fqzarqc
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所以？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xU5EudfXl
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnBzgpDAbd
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6TXw8umrh
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9akb5DKJgE
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfOylXUC3B
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHufj5oQGlF
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又回到我的故事。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq9fMGBZh1
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「望咩啫你。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrMr7lcPDL
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