「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvady52meO
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgauQgx58Y2
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29axkhUi0S
我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFWjjvxiAH
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvq0PJQ8YDI
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c49HjRodr
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SHIT！783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7UCeggRPJ
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yfNXObrsJ
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvcCaiGePS
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1OE2TPOz8
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipJU2AGs1x
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYEq9a0ngW
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ121pvsQuUC
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LSqoIDZzI
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQsQgkSGnt
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54vQoQlS11
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYarw4TOMd
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7MHnimrw7
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CCWNQbdvR
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGzkV5H4lD
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjCUTK7Bpc
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLgWp2WsPW
一陣溫暖。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCr2UP2KD0
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rvoM9YxCS
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0PdyBLOyk
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGyYaIR7QW
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt19r5l8yjZ
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps1tDhZW6R
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFjMTCEYGT
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa7loU4iTP
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJGJMqyhRo
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLezn1VgrHn
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mZAheiWLG
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEdBNwdFXD
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop2AbbSY1G
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNAhtFp0tX
這個時候，能說什麼呢？783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgYxZeyOH8
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUAMONKoQK
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mzvDxPKSL
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMt2YpdOuU
好像不太禮貌。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoiJyeb2gj
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aBzc9WvEL
我決定正常一點。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gLum6sMWI
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdatlcq3hwK
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs68TSPU87
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PpCh7UW9S
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSgAZDfWRy
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqO9JKrDli
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEYqNz2JTE
我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdeNoyQ3Nd
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawe9T9Tf9H
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyevx023no
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSPsYBABG8
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8g01aN4no
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGvCu0hFGW
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJEGVpaln2
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky5t9qNuL5
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR4jVR7GXM
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QAdBlroV4
她聽到後，只有一個反應。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrTliZ8PRQ
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmS1mXuf2m
楊千嬅式的喪笑。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnoX7EjIay
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB1cEYmyEE
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XVhMJGvnn
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoloSq1Rzv
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC3jqLdKaU
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWqJEaK0iE
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVq3FJQ3Fa
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCJYrEah7Y
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7x98B2hKj
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieXUxczGKu
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pjHU23GSJ
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaW9YWGq7e
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzleD1TWwP1
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCJNy4blMJ
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwND1OpOGc
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTtrHAoluX
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPULpeoTaR
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwUhMzFSuk
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tGOIvhQ5R
因為她笑的時候真的很美。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATD2YhouEQ
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkGRF8Zom5
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuXKW1f0PJ
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowRC1DDsIc
我說了一個笑話。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrDa8XJTDd
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATpcduTXot
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6q5fXxGg2
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tXAtOD9Kh
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr76TofV0HD
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYafEaLaut7
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCuxzpXtlH
她：「……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6proa6Ver
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQstwoBSLkD
我：「……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6LGrKIFkh
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb3iCJcOQC
毒撚最忌有自信。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnC69Myvh5
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這話是可信的。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKsryOGk34
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfHKYmTgKc
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4sPFh2qWj
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ilCwSr8vA
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnxWChxNt3
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWxKegQJj5
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KHBVVf1RG
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux0yP9bED4
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcblazYaSP
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgtPou2CdH
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1onVyckbm
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6KvDx4xSN
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rfgcd4vAW
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWTxcDAY1Z
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