「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL8cERKUxR
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2YUsDoWrq
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzADEqV2MDr
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG04SJ3sd22
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SHIT！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYJVk42hgq
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO2aIYvpLU
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRViFGPlGOm
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHHRIHd4kH
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbKp2H5urr
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQwZrcRoUP
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfy5qH44qQe
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ7lisFgga
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY74kQX71Z
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD6u7brWXb
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRx1rYr4Tj
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4d8686jO5
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一陣溫暖。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ClOb9WwtC
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDGexAzHyL
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHcKQDmR52
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5kpvNuVz0
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTv0PCxW3A
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTMxy77VFR
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuAqeb2uV6
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8VoHGJwsy
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vVrbH1JqC
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhotoHyZCHU
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeQX2lNugm
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKTxhivQSA
這個時候，能說什麼呢？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO0h3Wtn6g
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawd120xP5Q
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXbYdUsdP3
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3yra4wA1d
好像不太禮貌。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53Q1qcFAyx
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我決定正常一點。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7RzD4NYC9
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFPePQXyen
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBKHNV7mlr
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6CMvpOUg1
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe23QZaD8n
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOXjT6Y5SN
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW0qqzuU5J
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3XXnR3UxG
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8ALGhFaDo
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqnfBpbZTR
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuQMEwnMEX
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifU1QAu9RY
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnTKYMqwhD
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMXvwVvPiw
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz2IfXsY6d
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcbQZZRzVc
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD5Kd5ahxp
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FzeeJPaqV
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZpQ2MLEjQ
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPbX7cDdN5
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPiUBz9Biw
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgFq0wHbh6
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CfaDg251y
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBO8ZnukBi
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHbGhrcGwj
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzr7HclWPM
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUrlJ9Uc5p
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn28mF7TJNV
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpReIwkfIFa
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEAxin243r
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw19TC8Gfu
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsNorK4twF
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡundgHGdYka
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG1qbCWRId
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLjFu5ySuv
我說了一個笑話。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG8JwtYgAK
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEaeXA4YHO
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pYq8LH8CT
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU8Ai5rvgG
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDP8sLnL09
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她：「……」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw1LvBOlrd
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlU8YHF48Q
我：「……」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUubQt7KLFO
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSRKGAyqDJ
毒撚最忌有自信。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8FNAJ9k44
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這話是可信的。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm5zvu23gY
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ876UK5WOTG
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKUciSHwye
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