「望咩啫你。」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiS75aAtVe
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這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG0oxbvOOW
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時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUYEu6O4nv
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我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokyAd3cMMP
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當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLt34ZMYmX
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其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlXxjawmSE
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oaxEVZve0
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怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oZysiIItX
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可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NGTpXUo4Q
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喔，是嗎？967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpytgwPvrZ
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好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuzfpp8dTV
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什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowFR8AzdxR
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「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1y94mndVI
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這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL9CR6fKTj
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後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNn4ulhvEI
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我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNak1L94xm
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生，容易。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqKc6rpKdn
活，容易。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx5CDZs4oP
生活，不容易。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Vd7UStsP9
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如果套用在香港，那就是：967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxdBHjIHNr
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生：容易。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6tntOpzJ8
活：容易。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bQSdua4Ps
在香港生活：FUCK OFF967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJBJPlc0Ky
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「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGwVUrdYs1
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq23HCDkZK
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