咔——901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka9rMtiQsw
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCw5RoRBD2
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rGIj2YJHn
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsrB8PZzSl
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzUkyRn4Mh
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OtyTzzRmd
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大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vsxgAKuzq
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN3I3Jc5U1
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我嘗試解釋道。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DVR2WETQf
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJJMzwoPIP
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「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuILwqRVjD6
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYEmyFjUFB
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZQz6LfxJo
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjrNQ5CLHo
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEcwi6MJsq
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtoOU62w03
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「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OlKIh3YhB
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmoa2zBlV5
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2bQPMw6HU
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB8gmIukXb
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOyx9v0K5l
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO3Y21bQnT
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bXhJxUxDq
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrqhbH3YUo
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yKaXzJL17
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiHHJJoF1z
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuLFwsdt8W
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「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cYeb68WHC
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算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWZtZFt4Bd
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我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVkG2kqUwL
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLY5m8hI1m
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「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCS5vGn8Yx
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUX2DaFxPW
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKzr6eG9oz
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「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0TlbdzAdJ
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「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMnOLsJ542
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「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfrLeDdsN9
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「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkerOspZLj
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「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTMNipKGoI
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWk3BVH3aO
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtK2t679MO
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lhE9pZZ4G
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「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BvrJ22IE3
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我個樣似好開心咩？901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YZ4uiUzvf
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmwi1cIUSk
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosy1mgchTJ
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「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLQaCBRDNf
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpJAPnSAXS
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WdyaSkD9U
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5Jp035RKc
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7iNLQSUgH
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「上次個哥哥？」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOId6r9Ujn7
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「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkViPPQ2G3Z
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2vtBmf0NM
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3Cw0HQMsp
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pGS4a6alm
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquR9sJAR82
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNExlJ1Hufz
越黎越過份喇你．．．901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk4ndBsyly
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姓趙嘅。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nS7FwUr86
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHb4wvSrPa
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「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtDdijeTvG
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoOiapNtCM
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmFYrHSLkt
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0FrDFcBK7
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點解呢？901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpUYk2tuaT
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa21cYkvdUH
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g8vjIPLxB
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb39BYUsRY0
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZDO6uJjk6
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtprxB2lNq2
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07lC49w7GT
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjMQAoHafv
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMl2DfSVj7
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsmYVzQK4P
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f1DhVJstn
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQcpMBBIFN
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeC50fsTN6
其實我都知道點解。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqVbGRNNRq
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6onMSx0IRm
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb0vcHtiqx
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wJj4JUTyv
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxiqmsWLAb
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我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA7ingeX5v
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tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuRvp1z27Y
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nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8ZPCKVtbl
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucrLHxSobb
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EVF0Ufjq9
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bYxGUaE5h
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAsrQgZ1Do
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfOWN2M3Ua
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nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBgRT2Futc
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKaxRcrlvN
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU6xDRidfD
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO4nAfVt4l
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC5rNtYrlE
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我仲要send多張圖俾佢。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETY9nHL2mz
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gw7iK8nEw
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tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBZySFjmlc
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呢個人真係唔識情趣。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtU2blCMFS
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tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk1v74VBfM
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9f5Yy25tZ
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhpXqVuHmV
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsxU8YvJ0s
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISHOcOwl5F
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呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTyCkPQ0g1
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nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdVEkACsw4
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tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjg0ygp1Xy
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nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QMqRy0t3D
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雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpvJyYAuwb
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tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZitxWqbVc
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0nOGd4WGt
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruHKwvGuhC
901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXFRM5ZaZa
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9aWrbf9Iz
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxJ7WuoJkp
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrniTRbSyY7
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！901Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNnYraFAVG
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