咔——602Please respect copyright.PENANADU6MhMqTvp
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推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。602Please respect copyright.PENANAbobapToiE7
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。602Please respect copyright.PENANAuW8GyLsjzA
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見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。602Please respect copyright.PENANAXT1hVJaQJt
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喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?602Please respect copyright.PENANAtTC41CzUkZ
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「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。602Please respect copyright.PENANAoduhakzm8Y
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大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!602Please respect copyright.PENANAjvJ0bubUCN
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」602Please respect copyright.PENANA9HODmUPPAI
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我嘗試解釋道。602Please respect copyright.PENANAZEYGzcXJIC
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。602Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1tJBGhf9L
602Please respect copyright.PENANAdYdJ26wklM
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。602Please respect copyright.PENANAOSWk6zhvbm
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老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。602Please respect copyright.PENANA7WAyShuObo
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「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。602Please respect copyright.PENANA5645ithzJ6
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?602Please respect copyright.PENANARoXKZ7FUx1
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「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。602Please respect copyright.PENANAd0UIpr992P
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我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。602Please respect copyright.PENANAO8ym4jL2Im
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「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。602Please respect copyright.PENANArGeiCTZ6vq
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「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。602Please respect copyright.PENANAcpK5AAgqcx
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「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...602Please respect copyright.PENANAJCbgJte9eD
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「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。602Please respect copyright.PENANAV9XyLTqRqX
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「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。602Please respect copyright.PENANAD0bTx2C3UZ
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算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。602Please respect copyright.PENANAt8Dc7S7SG8
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我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——602Please respect copyright.PENANAF28LfyzNgi
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推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。602Please respect copyright.PENANAAcytsSgbdR
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「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。602Please respect copyright.PENANAKOh4jhDX0N
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對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。602Please respect copyright.PENANAynSYxWuvCS
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「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」602Please respect copyright.PENANAeZ2eIm7axI
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「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」602Please respect copyright.PENANAHQNddAfDkf
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「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。602Please respect copyright.PENANA3OP13NzLlf
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「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。602Please respect copyright.PENANACr6PP9x6CU
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「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」602Please respect copyright.PENANA543y8v50PS
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「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。602Please respect copyright.PENANAV1V2v1TGz0
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。602Please respect copyright.PENANAVR6KITSqC0
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「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」602Please respect copyright.PENANANA7j6uueec
602Please respect copyright.PENANA42pOINaJAa
我個樣似好開心咩?602Please respect copyright.PENANAOyViKBGyKE
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「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。602Please respect copyright.PENANAw8Fo8x4uO1
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「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」602Please respect copyright.PENANAFpPHHB9izm
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「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。602Please respect copyright.PENANA4kcK22y3eT
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。602Please respect copyright.PENANATeSrTVu6wf
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「上次個哥哥?」602Please respect copyright.PENANAKOJLckd6yj
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「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。602Please respect copyright.PENANAEa0Aixg1cK
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「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」602Please respect copyright.PENANAi0PkgFYMei
602Please respect copyright.PENANArQvFIa9Y3W
聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。602Please respect copyright.PENANA9VfAunXIqN
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越黎越過份喇你...602Please respect copyright.PENANA8zt6jjXjEi
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姓趙嘅。602Please respect copyright.PENANAc4SkfAMNz5
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。602Please respect copyright.PENANA3jihIjpHTq
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「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。602Please respect copyright.PENANAkSDGOR1VOK
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。602Please respect copyright.PENANAJdHsGvAVE3
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平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。602Please respect copyright.PENANApeKpGXaGuU
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點解呢?602Please respect copyright.PENANABx0kJ6voca
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」602Please respect copyright.PENANAvtkEMDZj55
602Please respect copyright.PENANAQjqFSYvjyC
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」602Please respect copyright.PENANAvaCbZgxsUZ
602Please respect copyright.PENANAhAM0kW6D4W
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。602Please respect copyright.PENANAMZswnlaRP8
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開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。602Please respect copyright.PENANA3F3h6L7PNE
602Please respect copyright.PENANAHbKKwFQXRZ
書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。602Please respect copyright.PENANAqfaBsZTxrO
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係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。602Please respect copyright.PENANAY92nSpbw42
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其實我都知道點解。602Please respect copyright.PENANACW0jZmcWEs
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。602Please respect copyright.PENANAd5P7cHzMgd
602Please respect copyright.PENANAVXm0PoovJA
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。602Please respect copyright.PENANA9J01audiw5
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我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。602Please respect copyright.PENANAcCje5ioLP4
602Please respect copyright.PENANAgFTtwJGkV1
tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!602Please respect copyright.PENANAIy1KVAhxem
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nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?602Please respect copyright.PENANAvranGgto3C
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?602Please respect copyright.PENANAO8gujC7r4m
602Please respect copyright.PENANAbmEfED2lhC
tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。602Please respect copyright.PENANAQxFRgho4AR
602Please respect copyright.PENANAj0Zp1PVO67
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。602Please respect copyright.PENANAMD8WH2kFlL
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nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~602Please respect copyright.PENANAE78cCAVHej
602Please respect copyright.PENANAljPoNC9quz
tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!602Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZIGN7Ya15
602Please respect copyright.PENANAcV2JYxo0cu
nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!602Please respect copyright.PENANAJKXGUV3Ls6
602Please respect copyright.PENANATjWZjCfPp9
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。602Please respect copyright.PENANAVUt6nLGSDT
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。602Please respect copyright.PENANA4ITXyYQuSS
602Please respect copyright.PENANA0rvFzXm2NW
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tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!602Please respect copyright.PENANAbx4LiGK76v
602Please respect copyright.PENANABgZzYjOPOP
呢個人真係唔識情趣。602Please respect copyright.PENANAuCo3Xo1HTI
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tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。602Please respect copyright.PENANAzGKDE9qFiM
602Please respect copyright.PENANAPi9vmyN4cb
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。602Please respect copyright.PENANA2sU5HdbxQ2
602Please respect copyright.PENANAh0ptwH9KGT
tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。602Please respect copyright.PENANACuh33U8bve
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呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。602Please respect copyright.PENANAp8CBywP6p1
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nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!602Please respect copyright.PENANAtVOD4v18rM
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tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。602Please respect copyright.PENANAUItXhAdLso
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nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!602Please respect copyright.PENANArAU98DgouH
602Please respect copyright.PENANAxP1ksTfJ9o
雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。602Please respect copyright.PENANA32Tq99BUeH
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tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。602Please respect copyright.PENANAfHTtPst8wZ
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。602Please respect copyright.PENANAjPtaWiXX4b
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!602Please respect copyright.PENANAachHymlO8B
602Please respect copyright.PENANAigV5jl05bd
我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!602Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ7GtQU7pZ
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。602Please respect copyright.PENANAkxcCIyvsRt
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———602Please respect copyright.PENANA6yZlphpeNJ
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tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!602Please respect copyright.PENANA155MZfaluj
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nooneremember:係係係~係到。602Please respect copyright.PENANADNnG87dbEx
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nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。602Please respect copyright.PENANA3ViidxKGyx
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tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!602Please respect copyright.PENANApsalewroZV
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nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。602Please respect copyright.PENANAWyPBC8qf0b
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。602Please respect copyright.PENANApK5FBqmAO0
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。602Please respect copyright.PENANAvESff0kiSL
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係愛阿?定係責任呢?602Please respect copyright.PENANARIREbgaY4D
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而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。602Please respect copyright.PENANAOj7ce21CfN
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口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——602Please respect copyright.PENANAhclUFCjpLk
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百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。