咔——899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCM3Afa7z3
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bJtCvIsy2
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2ZRll6rmO
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9o2U0Mv8e
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTS9WGK6q4W
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eTam6NeBw
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Bjj78yt08
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoyGhhqwrv
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyDgw9GFCa
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI8JwMsdVY
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcYcffGuvL
我嘗試解釋道。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNZbpgAFPO
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4M5vr2Rfl
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fc7wScbSw
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvAJjZ0rOT
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PNDQ89gTs
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJNle82kvw
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnOjOqScTa
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoirxips3h1
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCLMZkAYui
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT4B7xTcIy
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcD64RaJLo
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2yUjvc9JV
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcug07UtkEs
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuBPuC88is
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOmM8HX9rJ
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zU8PzzrPD
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlufgzHjAs
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVubBauwWCa
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hjO38dLR7
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSX871oGtL
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGD9O6eFIM
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms4ZbE47KD
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvVHZ6mdAs
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDEgzssfi2
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算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzcHxUrrCC
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg73Tk6KeQj
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ2xMpvv1H
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAb7xlzjNN
推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKyKrn8YKf
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w8D9JM8Tz
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpgmnF6uDq
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCKty6qhNQ
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO32zQt3N3w
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbVsmZyY8D
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKtmZ9W5An
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4Jr12l3Sx
「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48KaZ7opRq
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfNTDzWUik
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nScarTXDq
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8lVVg3Cpj
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0mug57tdY
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92pcs6OuPM
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw17s2CzpOE
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbGlB2mCMH
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8hkvspQD2
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBYw0VK363
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb108cxIbVN
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRSMoS33wP
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWOPD5DyON
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW4Pr8PfmN
我個樣似好開心咩？899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBHeywhON4
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyigD3J5QGG
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHa94rqG3t
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIigZzDaVZ7
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZo0jSjh5i
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5RWgJIhro
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrzIBkTCej
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5NRID5ALc
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU3KxKvdqn
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuapeUcPkmk
「上次個哥哥？」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ291vvwGeob
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「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Of7k2k2Ba
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTae0gD7FQ
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFW3nLIXv3B
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiordNEMmY
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZgXv0Oss0
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV7PPurQRW
越黎越過份喇你．．．899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7AjO0Gc06
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD136Rz9GwN
姓趙嘅。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn7RI7ylDO
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxu3NPK4dTn
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRkG8Pz3Nl
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf6YoQnmmr
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKQGNlggta
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBKTfmfDw4
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqKwxqHu0X
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點解呢？899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcna0n93a7V
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdz2OUUP22u
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcmGnS3zQs
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc648h3LS8
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKpH33hMXc
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJISHLRztb5
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83xSO62wdG
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMrXInofdh
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvfvc3FUPn
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHafeJ0tYeL
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JRpvcL6vX
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFLOTdT2g7
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjyFfn0yPM
其實我都知道點解。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlpVSSOcGQ
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgKL3WHLke
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOPR7zWxOi
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRc3esUOP4
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYOQln1bZq
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXTTqAKFCA
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfAbVRc8PM
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg8n4z42LJ
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirDVCTiKCd
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbYPJ9OZIl
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZzxykEdQa
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVM4b7lpDs
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftLgzTYEBI
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bQWkBlcfJ
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMWHnZTPKl
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst7kj0mnGX
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGikcI7UUQ
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAngcFI2QeQ
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FvMVoI45M
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9dWRNnDgI
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j76uisak1
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCBqAUNn0X
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjCtA8IEke
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKXa5B4sIY
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2BOVXZBGw
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVARK4Rq2Q
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN3HKtNKZY
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyc1VY1fu9
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1age4sWxh
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIfDU9Y63N
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdUJ9zPdZ5
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJysFO1XckR
呢個人真係唔識情趣。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdPP8ClF9y
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4HnpZl2Pk
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpwWd8m8uj
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKvHvTXya9
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrPd1T6LJe
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTy4G3qxXzh
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE02XJphIN1
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACpYSyblTv
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLYBSjHklA
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nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6tD1hJWyZ
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL21ImjYTLM
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41MmFJGxpC
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwVOK8hVDP
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvm7X9tQtF
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayFPYwxb73
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvhlurAYFC
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tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTDqrUHOZ0
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uSeqsYJ9a
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9uKNWi0hi
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQrFOJQkwq
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZjfvhXktx
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPmJHFmIBo
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Hyibh7Gx1
899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU7oEPSZT6
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthSIiSRCa6
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRrqUtYDgd
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XimMzmqsA
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nooneremember：係係係～係到。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcYP7LkriH
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nooneremember：晚安喇，我都準備去訓喇。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn33hCGJTW
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tiffanynoname_214：嗯，咁先岩架嘛，早抖！899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoLGIleOfS
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nooneremember：早抖喇，快啲休息喇。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMKHIc5PNV
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀，所以話阿，女人就係咁！佢可以做，你唔得。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoELAWs14m
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80WTMgBfbS
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係愛阿？定係責任呢？899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSy2HkhKTI
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI6SBfMj4a
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口頭上係咁講，但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——899Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaRTHGwLFe
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