「喂,你飽就唔好夾硬食喇。」突然我聽到一把關心我既聲音。1302Please respect copyright.PENANABfSjQzhcqV
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係咪我幻覺?天使呼呼緊我去天堂?1302Please respect copyright.PENANAoAqBEMvtoR
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已經飽到就黎要嘔既我好似有少少神智不清,眼前向我伸出援手既人背後好似自帶光環加持,有聖光照射落黎。1302Please respect copyright.PENANA9UuUIfKzfp
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「唉,唔好夾硬食喇你,我幫你食咁隻蝦喇!」我見到天使小姐幫手夾走左隻係我眼中識得張牙舞爪既大蝦。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAdLMMpX9o1a
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望真少少,天使小姐既人影慢慢變得清楚。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAL2D5vdiXDN
係我面前既並唔係咩天使,而係Tiffany。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAuhqGYReniy
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原來Tiffany應酬完婆婆之後已經俾我老母同我老母既老母推左去同老豆換位,坐左係我身邊。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAOypfODKdzW
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「你好鍾意食野咩?」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAQGRz6Cuzj3
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我點左點頭,然後諗一諗真又搖一搖頭。1302Please respect copyright.PENANANdKIxz3vUQ
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「即係你鍾意定唔鍾意呀!」俾我呢兩個意思相反既動作搞到好混亂,佢鎖緊眉頭問道。1302Please respect copyright.PENANANfBAUlURcX
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「如果平時正常咁食咪鍾意囉,而家食到咁狼狽,咪唔鍾意囉。」我應道。1302Please respect copyright.PENANARXveqDELhg
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「咁逼自己食又為咩呢?」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAD9JKAl5h8o
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「我唔食既話一陣浪費野食,婆婆又會係到孖叉架喇。」我細細聲咁係佢耳邊講道。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAj0unU6Mlx0
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「咁都係孖叉成枱人姐,唔係得你一個。」Tiffany好好奇點解我要夾硬將所有野拿哂上身搞。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAnCurfeZ2wb
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「新年呀嘛,我緊係想一家人都開開心心、齊齊整整架喇,包括埋細舅母架,無必要因為食野而搞到大家又黑口黑面。」我拍左拍個心口,如果冇個突出黎既肚腩,我相信講呢番話既我一定會型到震。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAWFDqbROX3z
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「傻仔~!」Tiffany露出一個「你班咸濕仔」式既微笑,然後用手指指住我個大肚腩。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAdfUpwmY2WP
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「不過傻得黎,又幾好既。」佢細細聲咁講道。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAFWx4F9eyIl
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掛住食野既我冇聽清楚佢講咩,問左問:「好咩呀?隻蝦好食呀?」1302Please respect copyright.PENANA0Dxm9LNKWI
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「係呀!夾多隻俾我喇你!」Tiffany將隻碗推埋黎我身邊。1302Please respect copyright.PENANA5X5nVcVYwH
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啲女人呀真係,夾野都唔識!1302Please respect copyright.PENANAD01hofIM42
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我同你地講呀,以後我聚左老婆,未到八十歲都一定唔好俾飽飯佢食!1302Please respect copyright.PENANAzJYfTGZcKj
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最後,係我、Tiffany同埋挨義氣既阿均、阿樂幫手下,我地終於將所有食物清光。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAdXsey3jKzM
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中午痛苦既環節終於過去,幫手執好野之後,Tiffany自薦幫阿姨手洗野,我其實都想幫拖,不過佢地都以「廚房係女人既地頭」為理由將我推左出去。我都好尊重女性既,乖乖地搬完野就出番廳到。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAE8izlsTBcp
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只見廳入面成個格局已經唔同哂——1302Please respect copyright.PENANAmtqGmYphk4
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三張麻雀枱就好似三個獨立既擂台。1302Please respect copyright.PENANASEnGevpTSE
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係距離五點半出去食晚飯間兩四個鐘頭,大家都知道要點做,各自各埋位。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAJTkp43Dtm0
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呢到係另一個戰場。1302Please respect copyright.PENANALNgB2v2OH5
大家自動自覺埋位,我都坐左係阿均、阿樂、阿茵個一枱到,格局同往年一樣。1302Please respect copyright.PENANACdODXtx9eS
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「今年有冇帶定錢呀,明仔、阿樂?」阿均一上黎就使出群體嘲諷,自稱西營盤雀聖既佢每年都可以打到我地毫無還手之力。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAXlj005vppC
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「哼,唔好咁把炮!我今年功力已經唔同哂喇。」我一望埋去就知道阿樂今年係有備而來,已經練得一身好武藝。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAg3uwbBzfSQ
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Kitty坐左係阿樂身後,已經開住左個計算器,準備一陣好好幫大家mark低錢銀數,睇黎佢對阿樂好有信心。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAzSZuoUIMar
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阿樂暗暗一笑,自己修行左咁耐就係為左今日呢一刻,呢一年黎成日同班宿友瘋狂走堂打牌練出黎既功力唔係假架!佢要話俾阿均知,呢到唔係佢一家獨大。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAAUfHWF2KrY
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「你係唔會知道我經歷過幾多野先練就到咁既功力,你太年輕喇。」阿均眼中有一絲淡然,好似看破紅塵咁樣。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAKFIxRXkToz
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「仲講,打牌喇。」阿茵有啲唔耐煩,對於佢黎講自己輸左錢阿哥都唔敢同佢拎番,打贏就可以自己袋落袋,又有咩好驚?1302Please respect copyright.PENANA8jXm4nDvdG
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「打咪打,怕你地呀!」我唔會話俾任何人知道,今日為左沖喜下,我特登著左條紅底,就算我冇得旺,都要邪下你班友仔!1302Please respect copyright.PENANAMi9eLBYJ8j
啪——1302Please respect copyright.PENANARjF8f7HQLj
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躂——1302Please respect copyright.PENANAEpO3c62xqe
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搭好牌,骰仔落地。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAegKR9eM816
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阿均係東,阿樂係南,我係西,而阿茵係北。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAPWKkgrK70F
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大家順勢摸牌,然後排好牌。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAXyOyu5p6Pg
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「明仔、阿樂,一陣如果唔夠錢唔該直接同阿姨佢地借喇,輕鬆既!」阿均好似一開就係一手好牌,笑到合唔埋眼。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAzHplCGrXub
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「虛張聲勢!」阿樂咀角向上,睇黎都唔錯牌。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAlbh05L4tKe
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我睇左睇我既牌,好一副天殘地缺!1302Please respect copyright.PENANASip2dNiJge
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索、筒、萬齊哂,大佬我做到邊家先得架?1302Please respect copyright.PENANAD1GfLOMAqY
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一輪摸牌過後,我摸極都仲係一副爛牌,一開頭萬子都想做清一色,點知去到中間佢全部同我黎哂啲筒子,而最慘既係我見到阿茵同阿樂已經做緊筒子,呢下打出去分分鐘會出事。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAcuIgXLbnud
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白板...?唔係筒子就得,大佬我唔想出沖呀。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAKMXan789sL
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「食糊!」阿均見到隻白板之後笑到合唔埋口。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAWAGUlAr98K
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「對對糊,多謝你呀明仔。」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAGevoBkLf9h
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「三番都食,有冇搞錯!我差隻就食到清一色呀!」阿樂有啲後悔自己放棄左做混一色既決定,唔係一早都有得食。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAWnGYwe54W8
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「再黎!」我就唔信邪,三番姐,輕鬆既!1302Please respect copyright.PENANANNtj3vwNIB
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但係事實永遠係唔到我唔服,三盤十二場,都就要打夠一圈,我居然仲未食到糊。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAJiQqWpzpli
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雖然我除左第一次之後只係出過一次衝,但係班阿均好似真係俾雀聖上身咁,自摸左幾次混一色同對對,專玩食細食到我地仆左街都唔知。1302Please respect copyright.PENANA0SFhGJgBoa
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而阿樂雖然食得少,都成功做左幾次大牌,仲要有次大三元,所以都唔係輸好多。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAVU6cnhrp40
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而阿茵就係出沖次數最多既人,但因為佢係輸俾自己呀哥,所以依舊面不改色。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAAKY69oiSk2
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就咁睇,好似得我一個輸緊。1302Please respect copyright.PENANArIRzXzJ9IE
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第一圈最後一局——1302Please respect copyright.PENANAEIRQV1KKMF
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「屌!又係爛牌!」我已經頂唔順呢種開親場都係齊哂所有野既牌面,呢種感覺就好似去食自助餐明明有好多野食揀,但係一望落去發現全部野都係沙律菜同火腿,大佬冇肉冇海鮮既自助餐點叫自助餐呀!1302Please respect copyright.PENANAk0pqMk2W40
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呢個時候我感覺到有人拍左拍我既後背,只見Tiffany原來搬左張櫈仔坐左係我身後。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAJjaCNzK5Qn
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「打個牌姐,唔洗咁嬲既。」Tiffany拍左拍我背脊。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAKuh6lxuHCU
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「唉,你睇下喇,咁既牌點玩呀。」1302Please respect copyright.PENANA0ARsaypj2M
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「唔緊要爛牌有爛牌既打法姐。」Tiffany身上既氣場好似突然間變到唔同左咁,佢突然坐近我,個身就黎要拱埋上黎。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAsoEVmYNUR6
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「唉...咁爛,打邊隻好。」我嘗試問下佢意見,雖然唔知佢牌力如何。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAzTY7pTZcu8
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Tiffany幫我推出左岩岩抽番黎個隻五索。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAVjFmf4rbpO
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小姐!?你見唔到我下家做緊索子,仲要就齊咩?1302Please respect copyright.PENANAB05rR9hJ3N
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「耶~終於到我!」阿茵推出辛苦推起既混一色。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAd7E7rZCVy9
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「唉,出沖喇,早知就打二筒喇。」我拎住本身準備要打出去既二筒。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAUhYNfS9l2F
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「呀,頂你個肺!你做乜唔打呢隻二筒呢,我做緊清一色架!」阿樂又係平時咁事後屌鬼,而佢身後既Tiffany都係到「習習」聲,好明顯對於Tiffany呢下幫我逃過一劫既插手好唔滿意。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAQHDnAv5gBh
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「唉喲,好在有你姐!」我望住Tiffany,輸少當贏,一於輸少當贏。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAJpQGRtWLfo
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下場——1302Please respect copyright.PENANAEWrqY2pTZW
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「拿,家陣佢地三條友都做緊糊架喇。」Tiffany係我身後面指點江山,我已經感覺到佢係麻雀呢門國學之上造詣非凡。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAxeYYKre3WS
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「打白板呢就阿茵食,就咁睇佢似做小三元。打筒子呢就係表哥食,佢一睇就知清一色喇,三副碰都係筒子仲想扮對對!拿一於打隻萬子俾阿樂,應該頂多混一色姐。」1302Please respect copyright.PENANA381Cvnch34
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「喂,家陣你打隻咁既牌俾我地阿樂食,係咪睇我地唔起呀!」呢個時候kitty見到你地兩個人夾埋打一副牌既舉動都參戰。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAj6UbG6E1sC
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「嫌細唔好食囉!」我氣高趾揚。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAYXtM1QJtOS
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「食,我食哂你,食硬你呀!」阿樂同Kitty直接黎左鑊混一色,但係食完之後,佢再摸左摸後面既牌。1302Please respect copyright.PENANA4r44j28iCs
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「呀!!!頂你個肺呀——!東呀!!!小四喜呀!!!點解同我諗既會唔同架!!!」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAx9JYfpmTkl
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Kitty露出崩塌既表情,同三哥當初叫住「媽呀」一樣咁淒慘。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAMDANEEW2AM
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「估唔到輸錢都可以咁開心架!」我家陣滿足感仲爽過贏佢兩錢重。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAbKcLh59sGS
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「麻雀大俠講過,贏錢未必開心既——」Tiffany突然講出一句好似好大道理既野。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAlbPCuONvDZ
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「有時打岩先有滿足感架嘛。」阿均同佢同步咁樣對上一樣既對白。1302Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z1jCE7qhL
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然後佢地兩人都望住對方點左點頭,好似明白左啲咩咁。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAdqYXGFFrEt
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「我明。」我轉身對住Tiffany露出滿足既笑容。1302Please respect copyright.PENANA6Guu3XCpJ5
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「明左咩呀?」Tiffany一展笑顏。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAHpsKVzzyUf
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「越爛既牌就要越俾心機打,發爛渣係冇用架,多謝你。」我握住左佢既手笑住講道。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAS12PxEOitH
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「唔洗客氣既...記住呀麻雀回巢必有因,唔好爛牌就亂打!」我見到佢既面上添上一層淡淡既嫣紅。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAWHl173RkWh
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「嗯!」我用力點左點頭。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAnDUd6ZGrSC
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接落黎既幾圈——1302Please respect copyright.PENANAwOUAvHq6eY
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「碰!」「多謝表哥,清一色!」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAAK61xHoR0S
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「自摸!」「么九!」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAjrhEzWuM3M
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「唉呀~」「多謝阿樂同Kitty,居然係大三元!」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAAFc3RBg0Ty
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「嘩!」「我第一次做到字一色咋!」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAi2JEazi3at
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係接落黎既幾圈,可能係因為放低左包袱,慢慢好轉既心態居然幫到我開始贏!而且仲贏開有條路,係五點半之際成功反勝,最終唔洗輸錢離場,啲劇情仲跨張過賭聖。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAH25WTJRyz6
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而係婆婆叫定大家執野之時,我手頭上已經袋左唔少來自三位好親友既進供。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAviUekl6k3G
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「得左喇!!!媽,我得左喇!!!」我興奮到係唔覺意之間居然真係轉身抱左抱Tiffany,然後先記起佢做既ptgf係唔包呢種太親密既接觸。1302Please respect copyright.PENANArCCt2wsfXb
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但係佢好似冇左回事咁,好開心咁笑住同我講:「記住呀,人品好、牌品自然好!」1302Please respect copyright.PENANAK5GYiiO186
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「嗯。」正當我地兩個人因為勝利而對望時,有少少花火要刷出之際,突然一陣叫聲破壞左成個氣氛。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAxbYdQD5geb
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「仔,叫我咩事?」媽子大叫。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAbEENrx3qge
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「冇...冇事呀!唔係叫你!」真係柒到唔敢睇。1302Please respect copyright.PENANA0QEpfbkTkT
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「哈哈。」Tiffany掩咀一笑,我望住佢呢個表情,突然覺得佢有一種形容唔出既可愛。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAuY74wrVc3G
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「咩呀,眼甘甘咁望住我?」Tiffany側側頭望住我。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAJIi4To9YOs
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「冇呀...冇呀!唉,執野執野!出去食晚飯!」我轉身唔敢再望住佢,然後開始幫手收好野,準備同大家出門。1302Please respect copyright.PENANALcwwnMWBew
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「多謝你。」我向Tiffany講道。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAKFvScqBdya
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「小意思姐,打牌呢啲野!輕鬆既~請我食糖水呀!」佢笑住應道。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAPUob38htxA
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「得!」1302Please respect copyright.PENANACedu60Sar8
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其實我唔係多謝你呢樣野,小雅。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAtMVYL6hQQf
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唔係多謝你教識我打牌贏錢。1302Please respect copyright.PENANARdPpl1tWPI
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我係感謝緊你又教識我一樣道理。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAlsVxIBGuuz
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明明只係萍水相逢既人,但係係你身上我已經學左唔少野。1302Please respect copyright.PENANAHJo3Csm2ak
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勇於企出黎面對惡勢力、就算再困難都要堅持落去。1302Please respect copyright.PENANA3JVCQtV2Ij
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如果我唔係經過ptgf呢個途徑認識到你,或者我真係會鍾意呢個咁樣既女仔都唔頂。1302Please respect copyright.PENANASfAKlocm30