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各位有聽過「布拉格拋窗事件*」嗎?8964 copyright protection136PENANA93q1fYghOr 維尼
再古歐洲的波希米亞(今捷克)將人扔出窗外,是懲罰叛徒的古老習俗。(一言不合,就把你丟出去)8964 copyright protection136PENANAMnbwpcFeo6 維尼
為何會想到這個呢?是因為前幾天的一件事……8964 copyright protection136PENANAWqDwdtmiT4 維尼
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那天,南末和小幽靈很開心地坐在商會大廳的休息區聊天。8964 copyright protection136PENANAACR9VCly4P 維尼
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而此時的商會長收到了一封投訴信。(內容如下)8964 copyright protection136PENANAHxG8XWf5yS 維尼
致 路易八十七商會:8964 copyright protection136PENANAOLQNBCpcAR 維尼
你們的冒險者真是太冒失了!竟然把我的小孩丟出窗外!8964 copyright protection136PENANAfMOQ1130OY 維尼
我要差評!8964 copyright protection136PENANAUmAUqjut0y 維尼
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瞬間,商會評分魔法啟動,又掉了一分。8964 copyright protection136PENANAFdJhjCMBdg 維尼
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看完投訴信的商會長死死盯著南末和小幽靈,再看看好不容易提升上去評分,商會長怒火中燒。8964 copyright protection136PENANAknP49oRgdu 維尼
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突然,廣播響起。8964 copyright protection136PENANAj3nIr2RiOs 維尼
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「商會廣播!商會廣播!請南末與小幽靈到商會長辦公室一趟。謝謝。」8964 copyright protection136PENANAeWQW8pJWEh 維尼
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這時,投訴信飛到南末臉上。8964 copyright protection136PENANAEidj2slesg 維尼
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這封投訴信來得太突然,連南末和小幽靈都沒反應過來。8964 copyright protection136PENANA8gIoIuYeAe 維尼
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「我們丟小孩出窗外?」南末一臉懵地看向小幽靈,「我們有這麼做嗎?」8964 copyright protection136PENANAArZTsNvASr 維尼
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小幽靈歪著腦袋想了想,然後點頭:「有啊。」8964 copyright protection136PENANAphUTRPJ1kV 維尼
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南末:「???」8964 copyright protection136PENANADTmfwcon32 維尼
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小幽靈理直氣壯:「那天我們不是在樓上玩『飛翔體驗』嗎?那小孩不是自己說想要試試看嗎?」8964 copyright protection136PENANA8og3pRgb5o 維尼
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南末瞪大眼:「你真的把他丟出去?!」8964 copyright protection136PENANALjYMDf0XPI 維尼
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「是他自己跳的!」小幽靈義正辭嚴,「我只是幫他加了點力道。」8964 copyright protection136PENANA9y30IiHVGh 維尼
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南末瞬間絕望:「……完了,這下商會長肯定要扒了我們的皮。」8964 copyright protection136PENANA09eBX7dnro 維尼
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此時,廣播聲再次響起,帶著一絲不耐:「請南末與小幽靈立即到商會長辦公室報到,謝謝配合。」8964 copyright protection136PENANAefG9Nzr7p4 維尼
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兩人對視一眼,深吸一口氣,然後一起站起來,彷彿即將走向人生的終點。8964 copyright protection136PENANAQfsyU7ZYS1 維尼
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走到辦公室門口時,南末忍不住低聲抱怨:「你這幽靈怎麼比活人還麻煩?」8964 copyright protection136PENANAF4HeR1oDps 維尼
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小幽靈笑嘻嘻地拍拍他的肩:「別怕,我們說不定能活著出去。」8964 copyright protection136PENANAeTC1mY07Nr 維尼
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南末心情沉重:「……」8964 copyright protection136PENANAffRtr6O46i 維尼
辦公室內——8964 copyright protection136PENANADJn9BecDQM 維尼
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商會長怒氣沖沖地盯著南末和小幽靈,手裡還緊緊握著那封投訴信,額頭上青筋暴跳。8964 copyright protection136PENANAVfj4pCvmMP 維尼
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「你們兩個!」商會長的聲音震得辦公桌上的文件都顫了顫,「給我解釋一下,為什麼有投訴信說你們把別人家的小孩丟出窗外?!這到底是怎麼回事?!」8964 copyright protection136PENANAQBbKqhb3SA 維尼
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南末嚇得站得筆直,手心冒汗,努力組織語言:「會、會長,我們不是故意的,那個小孩自己說想試試飛翔——」8964 copyright protection136PENANA8jSTlWADW8 維尼
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「飛翔個鬼啊!!!」商會長氣得拍桌,「你們知不知道我們商會的評分有多難提升?!結果因為你們的愚蠢行為,又被扣了一分!一分啊!!!」8964 copyright protection136PENANAOYmwpOXSG5 維尼
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小幽靈縮了縮脖子,小聲嘀咕:「不就是一分嘛……」8964 copyright protection136PENANA0rNbNAmVFo 維尼
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「不就是一分?!」商會長暴怒,「這一分可是我們最近三個月努力接好評任務才提升上去的!現在因為你們的一時興起,全沒了!!!你們要不要乾脆把整間商會都給我拆了?!這樣評分就不需要擔心了!!!」8964 copyright protection136PENANA07gJNj6aAC 維尼
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南末低著頭,感覺到一股絕望的壓力。8964 copyright protection136PENANA21KAwkwG1t 維尼
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「還有,」商會長氣得指著他倆,「你們知不知道被丟出窗外的小孩是誰?」8964 copyright protection136PENANAUKqLb2UuZ1 維尼
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南末和小幽靈對視一眼,小心翼翼地搖頭。8964 copyright protection136PENANAFLgVnbGe0y 維尼
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商會長深吸一口氣,然後緩緩吐出幾個字:「是市長的兒子。」8964 copyright protection136PENANAmPVLbyx0JE 維尼
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辦公室瞬間死一般的寂靜。8964 copyright protection136PENANA5ymDjWMdPB 維尼
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「……啊?」南末僵住。8964 copyright protection136PENANANxJjwE7Wcx 維尼
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「哦?」小幽靈則是一臉「沒關係,大不了跑路」的淡定。8964 copyright protection136PENANAXJ7lEnQmE7 維尼
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「哦你個頭!」商會長忍無可忍地抄起桌上的文件就朝他們砸過去,「你們知不知道市長已經在外面等著要討說法了?!你們要是不給我個合理解釋,這次不只是評分問題,整間商會都要倒大霉!」8964 copyright protection136PENANASZjzdjAhtZ 維尼
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南末瞬間腿一軟:「完了,真的要完了……」8964 copyright protection136PENANAjpARJ8zbqk 維尼
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小幽靈歪著頭,摸著下巴:「那……要不我們再補送市長兒子一次飛翔體驗?這次保證更穩——」8964 copyright protection136PENANAxkSIW7zR0C 維尼
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「滾!!!」8964 copyright protection136PENANAPmi2vjBbhn 維尼
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「好咧!馬上滾~」8964 copyright protection136PENANA8gW35fSFYE 維尼
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以上事件,簡稱為:「蕉園拋窗事件」8964 copyright protection136PENANA1bYLQraMcx 維尼
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*布拉格拋窗事件是發生於布拉格的歷史事件,為波希米亞人對羅馬教廷及神聖羅馬帝國的反抗,共有兩次,分別發生於1419年與1618年,第一次事件引發了胡斯戰爭,第二次事件則成為三十年戰爭的原因。一般「布拉格拋窗事件」所指的是第二次。8964 copyright protection136PENANAOiq8grD135 維尼
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