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No Plagiarism!QdAByAQdfO8qy3AzkwPTposted on PENANA 我被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍,這種精神酷刑,不是凡人所能承受。8964 copyright protection85PENANApKwP6PYvWd 維尼
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抄到第一百二十遍時,我的手已經開始抽筋,眼睛昏花,看著紙上的「君」字都有點像「貓」。8964 copyright protection85PENANAiSLV8HsY3M 維尼
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我抬頭,是南末大人。他穿著一身素白常服,正輕搖著那把永遠不合時宜的折扇,優雅地蹲下身來。8964 copyright protection85PENANAh2oCtgg8cm 維尼
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他輕描淡寫道:「布丁說你快寫不動了,叫我來看看你死了沒。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA6FsnhoU05M 維尼
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下一秒,另一個身影輕巧落在窗台上,是布丁大人。他嘴裡還叼著剛偷來的果乾,笑得很欠扁。8964 copyright protection85PENANAAVRp2HBpgS 維尼
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「三百遍是吧?來,分工合作,我一百,你一百,南末一百,半個時辰寫完,然後去偷吃御膳房新出的桂花栗糕,怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAtE4MmJA8vs 維尼
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「不,我們是作弊小隊。」南末輕聲說,扇子啪地一收。8964 copyright protection85PENANAlzBQZIlcGb 維尼
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就這樣,我們三人開啟了分工模式。8964 copyright protection85PENANAWkIudVG8BF 維尼
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南末抄字飛快,他的筆走龍蛇,氣勢萬千——雖然全是草書,估計只有他自己能看懂。8964 copyright protection85PENANA0xBXbwyszX 維尼
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布丁抄得端正清秀,像是寫詩一樣優雅——問題是他邊寫邊在每一頁最角落畫小人玩飛天鞦韆。8964 copyright protection85PENANAhfIWj8BhC9 維尼
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而我,認真對照他們倆寫的內容,把字疊在紙上重複描線,企圖營造「本人真誠悔過」的假象。8964 copyright protection85PENANAKt7FBnUC5D 維尼
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一切進行得天衣無縫……直到——8964 copyright protection85PENANAtq7h1RGGUo 維尼
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那道熟悉的低沉聲音,從窗外悠悠飄來,像風一樣無聲無息。8964 copyright protection85PENANA9G6liFTGqM 維尼
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我們三個僵住。8964 copyright protection85PENANAfFVL1DV112 維尼
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皮陛下手裡提著一盞燈,站在窗邊,燈火映在他冷靜的臉上,一字一句問得極其清楚:8964 copyright protection85PENANA9mRkWVlbHm 維尼
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「抄寫懲罰,還能團體作業了?」8964 copyright protection85PENANAIGoRaIxhJS 維尼
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布丁迅速跳窗:「撤退!!」8964 copyright protection85PENANA0knTASBvvZ 維尼
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我撲上去:「別丟下我!!」8964 copyright protection85PENANAHLBnwXOjHA 維尼
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南末還試圖解釋:「陛下,我只是路過,順手糾正她的筆畫——」8964 copyright protection85PENANAQyKavhuv8k 維尼
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「很好。」皮陛下一聲斷語。8964 copyright protection85PENANANMepuHis5O 維尼
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當夜,我們三人被列為皇城作弊史上的首例集體連坐罰者。8964 copyright protection85PENANAkwZvrGLLEH 維尼
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我原以為,頂多是我自己再補寫五百遍。8964 copyright protection85PENANAOUkXfdfQWJ 維尼
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沒想到,皮陛下淡淡地說:8964 copyright protection85PENANAUSo9S9Z74g 維尼
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「既然你們三個合作得這麼好,那就一起罰吧——」8964 copyright protection85PENANAqVnpeZf0eH 維尼
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結果,我們三人一起跪在書案前,分別被要求:8964 copyright protection85PENANAfIvqMXJiur 維尼
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我:抄寫《禮記》精選段落六百遍。8964 copyright protection85PENANAzUzMGeJhWl 維尼
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南末:用毛筆在扇子上抄十遍《濁心萬生》。8964 copyright protection85PENANA2PgH4ouqrP 維尼
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布丁:用標準字體再寫三百遍,而且不得偷懶草書。8964 copyright protection85PENANAID5sBec0b6 維尼
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而且三人同時——8964 copyright protection85PENANAPBaHDJfg9s 維尼
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禁糖、禁茶、禁偷吃。8964 copyright protection85PENANAJln7Y6Rbha 維尼
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布丁癱在地上哀號:「禁吃才是最大懲罰……」8964 copyright protection85PENANA3LKjNYNY5U 維尼
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我躺在地板上:「桂花栗糕……我還沒吃一口……」8964 copyright protection85PENANAKE9ZvpiKDW 維尼
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南末則撐著下巴,望著窗外:「人類的本質,就是抄完這篇,還會犯下一篇。」8964 copyright protection85PENANA97VHXVX5JR 維尼
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這是我人生第一次理解到:8964 copyright protection85PENANACBDqEbtpQN 維尼
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團體作弊有風險,屁股連坐要謹慎。8964 copyright protection85PENANAmVfY34YLRK 維尼
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不過——8964 copyright protection85PENANAxUoAE8gH3c 維尼
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和他們一起罰抄,比一個人痛快多了。8964 copyright protection85PENANAhwpyDyCU12 維尼
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哪怕是罰寫,也有點……開心呢。8964 copyright protection85PENANAvTruf1CUvc 維尼
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