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No Plagiarism!TQIUa1tQnSCZBoWRfIklposted on PENANA 後來,我還真就當上了太監——不過是那種「沒有被閹」的版本,皮陛下欽點,名義上掛了個「特旨內監」的頭銜,職責涵蓋「掌控閣內秩序、調配膳食、巡查內侍、偶爾背鍋、經常被打」。8964 copyright protection125PENANAq6cec7gX1J 維尼
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南末大人第一天見我穿著太監袍出來,表情一言難盡:「……你真的成了?」8964 copyright protection125PENANA4XPSexkes5 維尼
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布丁大人抿了一口茶,語氣幽幽:「這世上,能帶著命根子混進內廷的,大概只有你。」8964 copyright protection125PENANAuG6HqlmxBA 維尼
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我聳聳肩:「沒有閹,才是真太監之巔。」8964 copyright protection125PENANAj9ZwmkXPuh 維尼
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最妙的是,因為不是正式內侍,皮陛下也不避諱我,反倒越發把我當成「貼身的外掛管理員」,什麼都丟給我:8964 copyright protection125PENANAT8nHoywHTV 維尼
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「誰家的小太監誤講春宮故事,你處理。」8964 copyright protection125PENANAMeOAusx99M 維尼
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我原本以為這會很累,但其實——8964 copyright protection125PENANA76AEMGNze1 維尼
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真.爽.爆.了。8964 copyright protection125PENANAbuNCqSmqgV 維尼
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我能吃能睡,還能堂堂正正行走在內廷最高權力走廊上,連那些真正的太監見了我都得低聲問好。8964 copyright protection125PENANAzzU416h3IE 維尼
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有次南末忍不住問:「你這樣,到底圖什麼?」8964 copyright protection125PENANALcZjqE1h88 維尼
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我笑得跟朵花似的:「你不懂,這叫——享盡權力的邊緣,卻不負閹割之痛。」8964 copyright protection125PENANA7mhFOezGht 維尼
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至此,「未閹太監」、「偽太監總管」、「皮陛下貼身神秘人」……各種外號紛紛在宮中傳開。8964 copyright protection125PENANAPfqjRAYiYm 維尼
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而我,躺在屬於我的寢殿裡,一邊啃著糖葫蘆,一邊看著底下小太監訓練,心想129Please respect copyright.PENANAeq5g41Hnxm
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啊,人生哪,有幾次能這麼痛快地混過去?8964 copyright protection125PENANAjRoVpJaoxf 維尼
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結果下一刻,皮陛下進門,皺眉:「你又在偷吃甜的?」8964 copyright protection125PENANAQ8YwOtMwJJ 維尼
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我瞬間坐直:「不吃了不吃了——快去罰那個內侍,他吃得比我多!」8964 copyright protection125PENANAkwA3ikQmAn 維尼
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人生在世,總得有一點瘋狂,才能活得像個假太監那麼快樂。8964 copyright protection125PENANAGhsEESKYTJ 維尼
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