西岸停車場是碧潭西岸最大的停車場，也是許多西岸居民的愛車的家。是的，即使是被遊客們嚴重忽略的西岸，每逢假日也是一位難求的，所以某些居民乾脆每月花幾千塊租個車位，雖然肉疼，但起碼不需要再為了找停車位繞到抓狂不是？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3YxcXTOf2
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所以呢…說了這麼多，西岸停車場跟季妍家有什麼關係？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna16OuDrCz
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呵呵，當然沒關係啊！昕然的愛車停自家門口就好，花錢租什麼停車位？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6jYBmnloI
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蛤？那…我還講那麼多廢話幹嘛？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo8jkg4VuA
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唉，還不是因為楊媽…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm4TThRV8D
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還記得楊媽要找季妍夫妻算帳的事嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2kzwmUOsG
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楊媽約他們“算帳”的地方，就是碧潭的西岸停車場。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXy4p0K8mv
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說起陪楊媽“算帳”這檔子事，季妍可說是駕輕就熟了，沒辦法，誰叫季妍是讓楊媽“唸唸不忘”的黑名單~~“無蛋雞”呢！只是楊媽向來是關起門來算的，畢竟楊媽也要面子不是？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Fyf7KWT6F
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但是，好奇怪呦~~~今天楊媽為什麼把他們叫來這裡？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdnjtkBBxH
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難道士別30日，楊媽已經“進化”到連面子都不要了嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBWgKZr3CE
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想到這兒，季妍突然有種大難即將臨頭的錯覺。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97vdCwqllj
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時間在季妍忐忑的心跳中怦怦流逝，沒一會兒，西岸停車場到了。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A4ixD6NNm
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話說搬到碧潭這麼多年，這還是他們第一次踏入這個停車場呢！平日的停車場蕭瑟得連半台車都沒有，遊客不會來，承租的車主也上班去了，環視四周，偌大的停車場竟然只有他們和兩個“抄傢帶伙”的老人。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrnsl146VO
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哪兩個老人？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lzxmhJOrU
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楊爸和楊媽。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFqIdz3FWM
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是的，不僅是楊媽，楊爸也來了。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDTGh67xMt
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「不會吧」！…就在發現楊爸也在的瞬間，季妍不由的心中一抖~「爸也來啦」！！！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYyHeQk0VK
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拜託~現在可是股市開盤的時間耶！是得出多大的事才能讓楊爸從股票堆裡爬出來？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwzEJFRUlp
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楊爸的出現顯然讓季妍更不安了…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpHGWyVxrJ
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俗話說的好:“夫妻同心”，將近30年的相濡以沫，昕然自然了解此刻的季妍在想什麼，事實上他也是提心吊膽得很，但老婆都嚇成這樣了，當老公的怎麼能跟著慌呢！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQNlroPIOL
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所以，昕然清了清喉嚨，想了想後，鼓起勇氣開口了。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrUNRRyUdy
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「爸、媽，你們特地找我過來…有什麼事嗎」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3io1YUZ0A
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「兒子啊」，昕然話才起頭，楊爸突然就眼眶泛紅的挨著車門哀哀哭訴起來~「爸爸本來不想來，但是爸爸買股票跟你媽借了一些錢，你媽說如果我不來，她就」~~~~~「你給我閉嘴啦」！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlTlqkhstI
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哭著哭著，楊媽忽然把楊爸從車門口扒開順便賞楊爸一記蓋頭鍋貼，「你這個吃裡扒外的傢伙，股票輸了就哈巴哈巴的找我借錢，要你做點事你竟然給我告狀」！......「好啊，你不想幫忙是不是？可以啊，100萬馬上給我還來」！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepHAG9YMju
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「妳…妳這個肖查某」！一聽到還錢，楊爸馬上炸了，只見他一手撫著慘遭攻擊的後腦勺，一手指著楊媽的鼻頭回罵，「你以為有幾個臭錢就了不起啊！妳也不看看我是誰？我…我是你老公耶！我戶長耶」！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY3bpvZCiF
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「戶長了不起哦」？楊媽雙手叉腰，嘴裡不住冷笑，「家裡開銷你出過嗎？房貸你付過一毛錢嗎？哼哼~有本事嘴沒本事養家，算什麼男人」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5AxFCP9oa
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「妳…妳妳」…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezYAtUGHaD
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「叭叭叭叭叭~~~」！！！！！！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiy3y5khjq
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就在兩老吵得興起雙雙捲起袖子準備開幹之際，一陣尖銳刺人的喇叭聲忽然穿破了天際…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFMpmN1aF0
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「別~吵~啦」！！！按喇叭的是昕然，是的，向來好脾氣的昕然終於被兩老惹毛了…「你們到底是來談正事還是來打架的」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ4uGqs7Zh
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就在昕然出聲的下一秒，吵架聲嘎然而止，除了昕然自己外，所有人都驚訝地瞪大眼睛看著他…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkXlhqVkRu
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楊媽無法置信的望著向來溫和聽話的兒子，完全無法相信兒子竟然會兇她！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAuBjhKtqP
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季妍則是一臉崇拜的望著自己的男人---哇塞~認識這麼久以來，老公還是第一次“發威”耶！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbQkZVX4vi
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而本來就委屈至極的楊爸，這下子更委屈了。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD05KKX1kre
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但昕然沒時間管別人怎麼想了，要知道他是臨時被楊媽叫出來的，他還得趕回去上班好嗎！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvypiVYkGh1
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「你們到底把我叫來幹嘛」？昕然寒著臉，語氣嚴肅的問，「總不會來看你們吵架吧」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bSo5QRxVq
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「不是不是，是你媽說」…楊爸急忙表態，但還沒說兩句又被楊媽一腳踢開…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dFoW8Ndk6
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「你閉嘴啦」！楊媽終於想起此行的目的，只見她把楊爸踢開後，彎下身殷切的望著枯坐車中的愛子，「兒子啊，聽說你被未婚媽媽她爸打了？你有沒有怎樣」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm5Q0womaw
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「我被打」？昕然愣住了…「沒有啊，誰告訴妳的」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPulAZc1Jt
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「不就安」…眼見愛子無恙，楊媽的眼珠咕嚕咕嚕的遛了兩圈後，突然生硬的岔開話題…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROIij9MR75
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「哎呀~這不重要啦」~~「聽說你們找到未婚媽媽她爸了，那…她爸什麼時候來帶她走」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx0NkcFI47
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「沒那麼快啦~媽」…聽到婆婆出口就要趕人，一直被晾在一旁的季妍忍不住插嘴~「她爸說等她生完孩子才會帶她回家」…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVnysuno1J
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「妳說什麼」！！！季妍還來不及把話說完，楊媽已經先捉狂了…「妳腦子進水嘍？妳老公都被打了妳還讓她在我們家生孩子」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFKyGWKeo0
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「妳…妳妳妳妳」…楊媽覺得自己已經氣到快中風了，但是，不行，如果她倒了，還有誰能保護她那可憐的笨兒子…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS3QE8HFWf
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俗話說：“為母則強”，所以，楊媽決定了~~~如果媳婦還堅持要收留未婚媽媽，那，就別怪她不客氣了。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqrkJNmsFp
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「好，我再問妳一次，未婚媽媽妳送不送走」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrNd3xrBe3
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季妍搖搖頭…「不送」。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0DLfVAeAy
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「你呢」？楊媽目光嚴厲的看向昕然。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElwfW4jfnj
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昕然看了看對峙的婆媳倆，嘆了口氣後，無奈的開口…「媽，妳聽我說」…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCvpp3byDd
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唉…只能說，昕然真的不了解女人哪！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhMMqvUhND
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「不用說了」，跟捉狂的女人對幹是沒好下場的，看吧，昕然的話還沒講完呢，楊媽更抓狂了，「既然你們不肯把未婚媽媽送走，那就別怪我不客氣了」…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY7nuIyr4m
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說著，楊媽突然抬手亮出手中的“凶器”…「老頭子~上」~224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9lsMXoHqs
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季妍是看慣楊媽“表演”的，但季妍還真沒看過這一齣，她傻眼的看著兩位老人伶俐地將手中的“傢伙”貼在雨刷上，在照後鏡上繞了兩圈後，兩老居然一個順時針，一個逆時針的繞著車子跑了起來…而一旁的昕然則直接呆掉，因為他終於看清楚，兩老手中的傢伙竟然是…保~~鮮~~膜~~！！！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJcMkkeXHF
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「靠」！昕然忍不住驚叫…「你們到底在搞什麼」？？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOxqbZSRYV
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沒有人回答他，一直到兩老終於繞完兩捆保鮮膜，確認愛子的休旅車被“捆”得密不通風再也無法“掙脫”後，兩老這才氣喘吁吁的停下。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQNZYMbNtP
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「呼~這下你…跑不掉了吧」…“繞”了半天，楊媽的額頭都快被汗水淹沒了，可憐的楊媽只好單手撐著車身，用僅剩的一隻手拼命抹汗，「告訴你，除非你…答應將未婚媽媽送走，不然…你休想離開這…這台車」…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrkZj8Nx5g
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楊媽上氣不接下氣的警告車裡明顯傻了的愛子和媳婦，講著講著，楊媽突然覺得有點口渴…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKWZFCPofd
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「哎呀~忘記帶水了」，楊媽懊惱的朝腦門子一拍…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeCamt8mw1
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「Hello~我可以回家了嗎」？楊爸順勢提問，他是真的急，再不回家股市都要收盤了。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWBnit5dm1
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「算了~回家回家」，楊媽流利的轉身，走沒兩步，忽然又回頭給了車裡的兩人一記眼刀，「你們給我待在這裡好好反省啊，想通了我再回來放你們」…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcVIoH5C6X
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說完，兩老留下了面面相覷的小夫妻，頭也不回的走了。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCoZ8JtXOg
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三分鐘後……224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjwoIIVKRg
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「老公，我們真的要待在車裡反省嗎」？季妍指著兩老消失的方向，呆呆的問。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmsXE5ruho
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「當然不」…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcdbZOQiVC
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「喔…但…我們要怎麼離開」？季妍一邊嘀咕，一邊把頭手伸出窗外“想辦法”…「可以從窗子跳出去嗎」？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdo3md697C
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「欸欸~別跳」~知妻莫若夫，眼看季妍真的打算從窗戶跳出去，昕然連忙把季妍拉回來，「多危險啊」！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9gimMBeip
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「但是」…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxftlC0MDRZ
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「別急~來~親一下」~說著，昕然突然把季妍拉上前，在季妍唇上重重“啵”了一口~「別擔心~有我呢」！224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb5R1PjdKE
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「哦」~季妍對老公是絕對信任的，即使心中充滿問號，但她還是乖乖坐回了椅子上。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZcbgMTcUS
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昕然不慌不忙的從口袋裡掏出手機，一邊哼歌，一邊慢悠悠的在螢幕上按呀按…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJzO3M9Gmd
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「鈴鈴鈴」…沒一會兒，手機傳來鈴鈴的通話聲…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVXrIuPlXz
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電話通了，一個語氣誇張的女聲瞬間從手機裡冒出來。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWBR05cx8i
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「喂喂喂」！女聲的主人是親愛的安然妹妹，哦，澄清一下，季妍可沒偷聽喔，但因為安然的嗓門實在太大，所以即使昕然沒開擴音，季妍還是聽得一清二楚。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfw8nDMM8x2
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「哥~你們沒事吧」…安然嘰嘰喳喳的表達著她的關心…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOIvooAS1r
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「我們很好」…只見昕然笑嘻嘻的回答…「嗯…你可以來西岸停車場一趟嗎，哦，對了」…「別忘了帶剪刀過來」……224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHwtTW7wlO
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「為」……安然有一堆問題想問老哥，但才講了一個字電話就斷了。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MgzE9j1tt
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可憐的安然只能抱著手機暗自納悶，但昕然不是故意掛斷電話的，只是當安然那和楊媽頻率相似的聲音在耳邊響起時，昕然的腦海突然浮現方才兩老幫休旅車“包膜”的爆笑場景……224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWHtBCsiMD
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想著想著，昕然已經不自覺笑彎了腰。
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楊媽此次“反應過度”是有原因的。224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qzv27vkVp
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話說，季妍、安然和楊媽都是講話極誇張的人，所以“昕然差點被康爸的人揍”這件事，經過季妍和安然口耳相傳的誤導，到楊媽耳裡時，已經成了“愛子被打到體無完膚”的社會案件了…224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHiemYpZAn
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想想看，兒子都要被打死了，做媽的能不緊張嗎？224Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcSv6ySHxA
