為什麼光憑一聲嘶吼,昕然就能確定自己找對人了呢?95Please respect copyright.PENANAM85eNHeOyM
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呵呵,這就不能不提五年前的那段往事了。95Please respect copyright.PENANACSVVf7Za1b
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還記得小雨生產當天,昕然曾到碧潭尋找過阿德,還幫阿德付清卡費的那段往事嗎?95Please respect copyright.PENANAXV411ZL7IN
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那天,昕然之所以能在偌大的碧潭風景區迅速找出阿德,完全歸功於阿德適時的一吼,95Please respect copyright.PENANAWlb2R5EZa5
對,就是昕然方才聽到的一模一樣的咆哮聲。95Please respect copyright.PENANAo7flFWrbii
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「喂~~妳想謀殺親夫啊」!……昕然記得當時阿德也是這麼說的。95Please respect copyright.PENANASLSQFrDrWV
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呵呵,不止聲音一樣,連台詞都一模一樣呢!95Please respect copyright.PENANAW5Oc3DTZQ7
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雖然時間已過了五年,但那歇斯底里中帶著八分委屈的嘶吼聲昕然卻很難忘記,更何況當年昕然聞聲趕到時,一個穿著超短熱褲和薄紗上衣的女子還不斷拿隨身背包往阿德身上招呼呢!95Please respect copyright.PENANAFtMTdG2dY9
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要知道,小雨生產時可是冬天~~冬天呀!95Please respect copyright.PENANAbFZH4U3Qv7
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當時這對情侶為何吵架昕然已經完全沒印象了,但昕然也不想研究這個,對此刻的他而言,與其花時間鑽研這種無聊的事,還不如好好爬他的樓梯。95Please respect copyright.PENANAMKZXYj0IvW
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是的,此時此刻,如何爬完這段噩夢般的階梯,已成了昕然最大的挑戰。95Please respect copyright.PENANAvyLj5K2uPo
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四目所及皆是漆黑一片,就連原本指望能給他一些光亮的、每層樓梯轉角的小玻璃窗,都被厚厚的木板遮得密不透光,昕然懷疑那幾片窗的玻璃是不是被酒鬼張打破了,不然為什麼要浪費時間用厚木板把每片窗戶都釘死呢?95Please respect copyright.PENANAgxHnqH2Z9J
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唉…這下只能靠手機微弱的光源艱難前進了,偏偏“屋漏偏逢連夜雨”,就連階梯上都佈滿了“陷阱”…95Please respect copyright.PENANAseeamkBl5w
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昕然從來沒想過隨地亂丟的廣告單和塑膠碎片會給自己帶來多大的災害,但在他幾次腳打滑差點滾下樓梯後,昕然終於知道它們的厲害了。95Please respect copyright.PENANAmfLPM9hr1n
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因為以上種種,昕然只得用空下的左手全程抓著扶手不放,僅管那扶手髒黏得像幾百年沒人擦過一樣…95Please respect copyright.PENANAkeA15NWNOw
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唉…一路爬來,昕然的感想,真的只能用一個字形容…95Please respect copyright.PENANAp30Tu29O8D
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幹!95Please respect copyright.PENANAdAH6SKPBEY
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因此,當他好不容易爬到頂樓時,昕然已經快累死了。95Please respect copyright.PENANAsOF2hdVXxl
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但,好玩的是,昕然都已經爬了不知多久的樓梯了,當他到達頂樓時,樓上的兩人還在玩著“謀殺親夫”的幼稚遊戲。95Please respect copyright.PENANA8jMqeRFa5L
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「我謀殺親夫」?因為中間只隔著一道鐵門,屋裡兩人吵鬧的分貝已經大到昕然無法忽視了…「笑話,如果我真的想要你死,你還有機會吃這麼胖嗎」?95Please respect copyright.PENANA82oJRBxbGg
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「你還有臉說」?屋裡的阿德顯然非常痛恨別人提起他的身材,「如果不是你弄了一堆又油又甜的食物和飲料回來,我會變成這副德行」?95Please respect copyright.PENANA1EeAx9hgzk
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「喔,所以…你現在是怪我囉」?門內的女生不屑的嗤了聲…「對啦,東西是我買的,但是請問我有拿刀子逼你吃嗎?~~~沒有嘛!你哪一次不是吃得很開心」?……「「哼!自己要吃成這副肥樣,怪誰呀」?……「只會吃不會賺的廢物」…95Please respect copyright.PENANAw5asIKYKbH
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「幹!你說誰是廢物」?…女人的話似乎戳中阿德的痛點,於是,阿德的聲音更大了…「你有膽給我再說一遍」!95Please respect copyright.PENANA5ICOc4UgPb
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「為什麼不敢說」,女人隨之罵道,「你就是一個廢物廢物廢」…95Please respect copyright.PENANA5GaOaKrzJe
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「啪啪」!!!95Please respect copyright.PENANA8VJdkoazvF
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一記響亮的巴掌聲“打”斷了女人的咆哮,也許是音效太好了吧,當“啪啪”兩聲響起時,昕然的耳朵竟也跟著轟轟生疼。95Please respect copyright.PENANA2SFnnOls2n
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昕然下意識捂住了臉頰,腳步也不自覺地向後退,但屋內的聲響並未拉遠,反而越來越靠近昕然…95Please respect copyright.PENANAgMMwSgHAzG
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不僅如此,就連戰鬥的“級別”都提高了!95Please respect copyright.PENANA4zFM8QM559
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「張翊德你竟敢打我」!只聽屋裡的女人憤怒的翻箱倒櫃,「我跟你拼了」!95Please respect copyright.PENANAQrwxc4LGr0
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「妳妳妳…想幹什麼」!緊隨著女人的怒吼而來的是男人緊張的求饒聲…「你…你把剪刀放下啊!你該不會真的想謀殺親夫吧」!95Please respect copyright.PENANALYeqiuxCqv
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「就是要剪了你」!透過男人的尖叫聲,昕然彷彿瞧見屋內女子拿著剪刀滿屋子追逐的“英姿”,「我告訴你,你今天如果不給錢,老娘就跟你同歸於盡」!95Please respect copyright.PENANASpqlCdTdqS
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「別…別」…說到錢,男子的姿態更低了…「我…這不是沒錢嗎」?95Please respect copyright.PENANA9dtUyWg30R
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「沒錢?沒錢你還敢去賭」…「你為什麼不乾脆死在外面算了」!95Please respect copyright.PENANAM5Rc1LqHo6
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「哎呀~~別打了!你這樣會打死…哎唷」~~95Please respect copyright.PENANAmEWOnM2Qgz
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說真的,偷聽到這裡,昕然都猶豫要不要報警了…95Please respect copyright.PENANAOceeSg4v3G
但,顯然他沒這個“榮幸”,因為,就在他還在猶豫著要不要打110時,鐵門竟然“嗙”地一聲打開了!95Please respect copyright.PENANAjE1MdOfjIr
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昕然還來不及回神呢!一團碩大無比的肥肉已經從屋裡“摔”了出來...95Please respect copyright.PENANAwBZJkpSCI0
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可憐昕然甚至都來不及閃避!95Please respect copyright.PENANAWQEmweEBh8
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「唉唷」!95Please respect copyright.PENANA3SxTwaZOU1
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「噢痛」!95Please respect copyright.PENANAIZmRoPCCZI
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在二道默契十足的慘叫聲中,二個男人就這樣抱著彼此跌成了一團…95Please respect copyright.PENANAXEavFMUNAl
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昕然從來沒跟一個男人如此“親密”過,何況對方還是個近乎神豬等級的胖子!95Please respect copyright.PENANABNZ0QGBQdQ
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昕然想把他推開,但,昕然還來不及做什麼,男子已經扶著腰痛苦的滾到了一旁…95Please respect copyright.PENANA0fD4j8EaJM
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「唉唷~~我的腰」~~~只見男子一臉痛苦的喳呼著~~「你是誰呀~哪兒冒出來的」?95Please respect copyright.PENANAJaW2ex6IHC
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PS:如果昕然是文中里的老住戶的話,他就該明瞭這是被張家人敲詐金錢的前奏,可惜昕然並不是…95Please respect copyright.PENANASbzSUoARAg
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「抱歉」~~通常盤子的第一個反應是道歉,當然,昕然也是~「你沒事吧」?95Please respect copyright.PENANA5kLSezLMA3
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「怎麼可能沒事」!昕然這一問,男人的腰更直不起來了,「我的腰都被你撞歪了,你看你要怎麼賠償我的」…「咦」…95Please respect copyright.PENANAagQ3qu7qEj
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男子嘴裡痛苦的哀叫著,眼睛卻偷偷瞥向眼前從天而降的“金主”,但,才瞄了一眼,男子的哀嚎聲突然一下子不見了!95Please respect copyright.PENANAvz3hkE7Giy
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「你…你是」…95Please respect copyright.PENANAIdVi3ZAkbC
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「嗨~~是我啊」,昕然朝阿德揮了揮手,嘴角露出一絲滿意的微笑…很顯然的,阿德認出他是誰了。95Please respect copyright.PENANA2y3RBQRxSR
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昕然禮貌的保持微笑,等待對方和他進一步的交流,但,昕然並沒有等到…95Please respect copyright.PENANAoCbGlI8EBn
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因為,就在認出昕然的那一刻,阿德已經嚇到完全石化了。95Please respect copyright.PENANA8UX52UqZ8Q