行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZtD0t01kq
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pSkDOwp2k
雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDVIlNDaR5
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8WUCyxa28
「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGObIRTltau
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYkdx5Gk7T
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr9dvBjryt
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcKDZckoUy
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsOQmyLWJz
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBQlmpBpyN
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCtaUYTCPl
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjsYNnOoRs
「……」我繼續唔講野。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse8jg4cxDH
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTa9NJJFbt
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwrVgaCbE0
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Lmm4MoUqb
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9mSVG9kzT
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDLuN72ydw
老實講依個動作幾可愛。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXC8VocYJp
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ0U8WHX6d
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxIENdAHI5
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i8PXbmeKG
「……」我腦內突然hang機。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgUK4Dbjfm
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXwEcnfsMP
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RYoXiIJJt
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIhAzNgp5X
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeDueBjrJD
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYg0IXwW5C
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBurmCAltj
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIg28ipHpA
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3tdlKB07T
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7eI1wCwfc
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkGpx8DRBq
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18pr7nKXEu
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWcc0RNFuy
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWG4uDb6kN
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelrhwGWIra
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EV3z5bL12
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEpbfZdgJY
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyrVRBJINQ
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEUKKmVEiD
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MwINHnIsP
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oLzm3Fus1
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOnFofOWAC
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLPFkYkB0o
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDdo1n2MPf
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46Mzh3sbIu
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTcpRUlYPR
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFNXwUPJ0V
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzNHAk3Ifr
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHsJmNABuU
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGX0YixTkH
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVL2UNLTQ0
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVfUqfgO70
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqxSBvJ5OY
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhupQ52ZEz
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3Yrxcy6u4
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCX1Q9HgN9
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDMa1rlm6N
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBq17YR8EF
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWb9foQW6Bv
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTPUlvbJLk
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdk2VdQVIe
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0TI46VvWA
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57WZz1YZxd
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwjU9isYXY
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5iFhntFIW
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eDd5U2KP2
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2BZS9HO2Y
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkebog3ybdQ
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtfPnNqU7e
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhX4Nz0UAL
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZZN9I1UVQ
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0x6ejkPSZ
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CRIOa0ump
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq5rmT2MHv
「拜拜。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJox0FWWRW
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V0mkyj6Ix
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BpCPr9X9l
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vAyiFvKqz
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7GXGSk0Ol
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