醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。535Please respect copyright.PENANAJX85HAMyqR
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣,番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。535Please respect copyright.PENANAoH3cpRrDV9
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因為冇人會黎拜年,所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒,但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛?535Please respect copyright.PENANABF4NCPo9KO
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當我出到廳時,正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方,兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。535Please respect copyright.PENANAEfyCBcmu92
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁,突然起身行黎我身邊,將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。535Please respect copyright.PENANAzDHhHW4X3j
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喂,大佬我未刷牙洗面,你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀?535Please respect copyright.PENANAdIopIlZqQJ
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吊頸都要透氣架!535Please respect copyright.PENANAnwSPKndoUZ
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路,佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。535Please respect copyright.PENANAEU69oUp1Xa
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道:「仔...你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事?」535Please respect copyright.PENANAT7jPGER1r6
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!???535Please respect copyright.PENANA9sdO5QuQuM
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左,小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇,係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡?535Please respect copyright.PENANAkthsW5K5Lb
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野?535Please respect copyright.PENANAn9DxQLNSxA
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時,只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。535Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9dgG4gBUs
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係當日媽子交俾Tiffany,上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。535Please respect copyright.PENANA6k5L2ASzVs
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「阿仔,有咩唔怕同我地講?其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅,正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。535Please respect copyright.PENANAMZHT868FfJ
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「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢,你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會,老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。535Please respect copyright.PENANAITdcwAj2cI
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「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛,記住佢大聲你就細聲,佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。535Please respect copyright.PENANAKde5mPA1Jg
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「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架,一句唔夠呢就兩句,兩句唔夠呢就三句,認死狗總係比分手好,記住成大事者不拘小節!」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。535Please respect copyright.PENANAcMjGxx6tfJ
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「等陣先!邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架!」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆,睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。535Please respect copyright.PENANA7LVz9NrbL0
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood,然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。535Please respect copyright.PENANA5mow5CJCnD
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「利是都退番黎呀仔!即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣,你仲想呃我地咩!」媽子有啲嬲,但更多嘅係擔心我。535Please respect copyright.PENANASuA4uVoj0b
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「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛!」535Please respect copyright.PENANARwj3IDNYjz
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佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。535Please respect copyright.PENANAqWQOfZGTMg
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「唉,拎黎俾我喇!」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。535Please respect copyright.PENANA3SDHkYZPwO
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「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年,咁你地唔洗驚喇?」535Please respect copyright.PENANACt6gVqY0gs
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「真係會黎...?」535Please respect copyright.PENANAhZColptFqY
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「係呀,呃你做乜呢我?陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉!唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇,我去刷牙洗面先,一陣仲要去接佢!」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道,然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。535Please respect copyright.PENANAfQRzeTF2oX
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分,我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。535Please respect copyright.PENANANcTNIN2g1Y
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只見幾分鐘後,一道倩影已經出現係不遠處,Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。535Please respect copyright.PENANAPONfKLiYTi
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Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同,雖然依舊都係行清純路條,今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮,著嘅係一條連身裙,令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。535Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3GWbHtx5m
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「做乜望到唔識打招呼!」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。535Please respect copyright.PENANAkiyHuyUErx
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「因為...你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」535Please respect copyright.PENANAvrRPZKQ3sc
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教練,直球!!!直球!!!535Please respect copyright.PENANA5nkdzlsnIT
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「口甜舌滑!」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。535Please respect copyright.PENANABK7kybfeIS
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好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。535Please respect copyright.PENANACZ1uhIG7VO
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咕———535Please respect copyright.PENANAYUvKzoptCW
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰,呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。535Please respect copyright.PENANAAOitJpqtJc
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「你肚餓呀?」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。535Please respect copyright.PENANAU2B0rChsYR
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「未食午飯呀嘛...」535Please respect copyright.PENANAXj34WmJomo
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「緊係喇你,睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」535Please respect copyright.PENANAK2clHmAhJU
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「唉,你點知架?」唔通佢識讀心?535Please respect copyright.PENANAiImEOUdWax
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「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道,好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。535Please respect copyright.PENANAVgQvM9MDLN
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「乜你一直留意住架?」535Please respect copyright.PENANAlucVk9j2JJ
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「係呀!廢事俾你放飛機咋!」Tiffany不甘示弱道。535Please respect copyright.PENANAKB21YGgcEd
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我內心滿足一笑,只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人,其實都已經足夠喇。535Please respect copyright.PENANAvzN077VOM3
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「行喇,搵食野喇,唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀!一陣三點仲要上去拜年!」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急,拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。535Please respect copyright.PENANAhh2BidQ8Hm
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「收到,不過你知有咩食咩?」535Please respect copyright.PENANApe6vqiBq6H
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「呃...好似又係啵。」對比起我,其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。535Please respect copyright.PENANAtDG9XqSmvS
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「等我帶路喇,帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇!」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手,兩個人往住C出口移動過去。535Please respect copyright.PENANAjoSRzXQDXt
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「呢到就係美國佬野?」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。535Please respect copyright.PENANAZg3Suxo3pI
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「係呀,老麥緊係美國佬野,你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀?正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥,以前都食得唔少。535Please respect copyright.PENANANKP7PS0DYD
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初二成條街咩舖都冇開,所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。535Please respect copyright.PENANAiLwjKokX6Y
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「真係得你咁諗到咁講!仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道,但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿,仲有幾分笑意。535Please respect copyright.PENANATgqY0S76Uh
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「邊個話老麥冇甜品食?新地筒啱唔啱?」我問道。535Please respect copyright.PENANAf0P5TA0OXc
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佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好,女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯,男人係冇咁易會明白到。535Please respect copyright.PENANAd3i8htZK71
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「士多啤梨新地?朱古力新地?」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢,有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。535Please respect copyright.PENANAMoFKZbFZSu
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「我大你一個黑旋風!!!」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。535Please respect copyright.PENANAjgS5hStlQ2
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「我要麥旋風!」535Please respect copyright.PENANA6WjnhOFDwX
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魅力沒法擋~535Please respect copyright.PENANAhSu9ZHzr1o
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「唉,你又明黑旋風個gag嘅?」我問道。535Please respect copyright.PENANA9RzFW2Nml8
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「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭,好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣,等緊我去讚佢叻女。535Please respect copyright.PENANA48d7upgvEw
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「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」535Please respect copyright.PENANA5Wb6Jqd0e1
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「嗰啲咁冷門點算係!」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得,連個雪糕都比你出色。535Please respect copyright.PENANAQwGkL20fd8
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就係咁,我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風,然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。535Please respect copyright.PENANA5Tps9x650Z
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呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯,可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。535Please respect copyright.PENANA7aXwB3NShW
食過老麥後,我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。535Please respect copyright.PENANA4uaoKXuhVo
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新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁,唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵,而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。535Please respect copyright.PENANA9CY1k2Xv7R
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兵仔追女神,無事獻殷勤。535Please respect copyright.PENANAdkK9zu8vSk
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。535Please respect copyright.PENANAjPmGjlrSuc
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保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣,訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門,迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時,佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。535Please respect copyright.PENANA8RuWWf29th
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保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法,個門較會好易壞架?535Please respect copyright.PENANA9hCcCzF7LV
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而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光,但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步,每個住客訪客一行入去,佢就已經上前再拖兩拖,要確保地面無任何嘅污漬,做到一絲不苟。535Please respect copyright.PENANATx2Etciafq
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而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我,佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水,糾結近唔近親嘅問題。535Please respect copyright.PENANA2WvdWMA0G9
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順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時,時間都仲尚早,望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分,距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。535Please respect copyright.PENANAjkoztlnzZg
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阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa,佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽,車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。535Please respect copyright.PENANAC6RY9iMqSV
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀?有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。535Please respect copyright.PENANAllKwYzoEf1
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俗語都有話,家有一老,如有一寶,古人誠不欺我!535Please respect copyright.PENANAddaDsFTNzU
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好多時啲野係失去之後,我地先會識得珍惜。535Please respect copyright.PENANA6aTY38MVtP
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候,我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。535Please respect copyright.PENANA3ohbXL1w8G
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貓貓阿豆訓著左,阿茵正係到沖涼,所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。535Please respect copyright.PENANAlAR2I5kCfb
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子,我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。535Please respect copyright.PENANAzLZOynGGTw
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下?535Please respect copyright.PENANAGBktBqo7FA
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打啤?535Please respect copyright.PENANA6ObyZcTy3i
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。535Please respect copyright.PENANArZ5MahCjiF
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算喇,都係咪搞喇,我感覺到自己唔多旺,玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。535Please respect copyright.PENANAiWp61Vd1UB
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呢個時候,我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。535Please respect copyright.PENANAyrQ2ineoYU
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或者,我地可以一齊打下機?535Please respect copyright.PENANAQqXP5DKBX2
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人,呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀...535Please respect copyright.PENANAXERyXDW7EJ
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係猶豫嘅時候,我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。535Please respect copyright.PENANAjIYOK4KO57
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係啵,仲有你!535Please respect copyright.PENANAfKhPSBn7Mv