「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGHNYyImxA
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCrx9eq4Pr
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTqP8lVUdm
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf371EDMgo
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SHIT！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaArxih458
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxT2EBPv40
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8VCHfN7TL
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5RJaIaccr
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoOyitwEYr
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8fuRHAWKO
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZIVf3i2fM
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFuDjMqINo
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpDbXfYZ1h
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiLkthumlr
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweaOS00Dyr
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPPO48fyCy
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIoziJASfs
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一陣溫暖。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Bm5e5uGPn
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLVZcsbP3g
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3upV32si5F
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcdMbGlijb
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KoH1XKDHm
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AKQywvpy5
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dzpuBWkYd
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifwnZt71QU
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSSlq5jqDk
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1Ayj9hsp8
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6D7BxGOIT
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eiJzOCxLY
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CjIiFs6w3
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYPyFRI5zv
這個時候，能說什麼呢？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bmUAnI4cx
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aN5ZdVaS6
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc06TLBgu8o
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI86dYTuMV
好像不太禮貌。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QL0OhfzMv
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VzGLcOpGc
我決定正常一點。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R6XYAx5i9
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinZblQxALJ
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfyfZUKECL
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh86IhDVgI
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwA8POWm8c
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfvIgm3jBG
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOnPggN3x9
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ102lHnrHNE
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsmL2QrqTx
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNrP8i3B9O
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCdwMrs9XN
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT0HWisXpC
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge5l2xM3KA
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hmKEGhtx3
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtbVdeOUvB
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEs9VvT9NH
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWydu3jJlFk
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gXe1ZQBd4
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0xDSrqFPu
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Kfb0FrnEn
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lZRwqAaHG
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xth4SUWil
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4LQK7vkPX
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM980XIQjG
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPUVAG6TXa
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw178UlRSp
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPInjWJaBSb
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI2bEP3GPs
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRdes34cC7
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYxOT3H14c
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG4CJwcweD
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgXucOPywr
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3YsAzWZUV
因為她笑的時候真的很美。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uhPJhcUAg
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpI06Rdo0L
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxIphgRb45
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我說了一個笑話。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVcwBnbBFR
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe60sFSznJu
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh4HC2ltml
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZc3bURybF
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2ACNmstur
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gpWQZkAD7
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJrvk5u1Ay
她：「……」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAHTGbrrkN
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJEQk7YYjr
我：「……」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsINFGjzvpW
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毒撚最忌有自信。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmggpWUFUS
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這話是可信的。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXW8PX0W8i
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810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbwMy9fwXN
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mFWcWgJDU
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFKNJEdike
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