「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauHSOyIxdy
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1UUySDItq
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl130fYUAzW
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrOrHIIiu1
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SHIT！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVIXzirF0G
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8SbHKt5Rj
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIwvtz5fMR
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyAGAkPKU3
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCS8zby1r3
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aLLCI6wjS
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6uYI1yYdF
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpjkoYgbvP
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQv7M2TMGR
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKehTCT5bG
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq81VKssPB
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY253VuLmXB
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一陣溫暖。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBDl1fQKPt
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3soBb5DGDc
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgXBjz89xZ
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4r4XOIhEd
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv2F1UikaF
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde7qmgKvHx
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMfEeeXh2e
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvOqRPZj2A
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvelhCN3Et
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA9zvebmoe
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q1agnt7XT
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrdND39moc
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYRPNZqk6z
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL2GLmaoSn
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vc1JwWuVi
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPGTEXKFeK
好像不太禮貌。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsx0oQGAAM
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我決定正常一點。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWOuRm860G
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDa1CKRgjhx
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7Py6DU38v
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWF63mC5u8
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHnNrA2qqt
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6y6Ds2K0v
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVr041W7Se
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcqrl5CkOg
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm7bN3vnRM
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWF0zNTuPx
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr7PzLMO8v
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIYyuGuiMc
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau42ztJCLi
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzGkWU0j7t
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhB0hXPrsn
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmqcZCXeyP
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0PwCTdAXp
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADPCvLO7sP
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdahAWyweE
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RxzyuL7c5
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoafjO95Eo
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQMKBuW4en
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlWEJzLlFA
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURLfHFjCcW
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZxCLVkmqJ
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGUSEwkLbO
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H01T3DR5C
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ewIKLG2uw
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwxrP7jXDu
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB9H4azMOe
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w42yzB0bP
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1dZmDpTPv
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWuvkKANGo
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTCj58XrUm
我說了一個笑話。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACY6xdPb1L
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09y9oYJQ85
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyf0WlkLUm
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV7PXXn4Fo
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHoeFMGLyE
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她：「……」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05MUZfDJLa
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSOVyPJ1EL
我：「……」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlVjCF2Tbo
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毒撚最忌有自信。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7Hj6U2LqK
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxTOc2zgWZ
這話是可信的。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OjKNSFXUg
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740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9qFP36rVi
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740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tksJErccI
740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Cyeq3Umi4
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfU38g1HPD
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3KBXJzg1i
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