1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzQav63cP9
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漂流：又迷路了吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBr0qpMPp1
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV5VY4q14m
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXTHZMAhIH
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ0asxpcXB
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvZNDDgIvF
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AQpSNyLpp
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0IpsMSd6S
御天：QAQ48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngD6WD0C5g
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyxy6FRH3x
左手&右手一齐点头。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt7zZi5HFC
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHka2p56hE
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc9w7poLsU
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD0MgdpZRY
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp19D402v2
小雷：好~48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuAjRcHsnJ
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv14cEBsm4f
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGYlxB9zoK
御天：擦！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxDvJctHIe
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVDLtM12iG
战无伤：擦！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9zLee7Y3i
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaPCW0za6E
众人：擦！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FqeLoPOCF
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBAq6jktDJ
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHWz3vvPd5
战无伤&御天：我也……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j4rxUpWVG
剑鬼笑而不语。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q7qCstGfN
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvz9uH6owFY
众人：擦！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiY9vLiatn
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGTwPx1Ess
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XWGiMUkoi
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AeO2xuoWQ
众人：切~48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvPvVgBAv0
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt60k6o9DOW
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhnPpU9FxC
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARsB6N6Cnf
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7WcbsE1lG
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJQOgJ0XZ7
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel8FNThfwJ
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0IhRrtUTO
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqpLNDrECx
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eGRntpqnN
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO6ARvpeAk
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcejo3Js6Ro
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr1Kc1e0ih
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszAMHVa7Lw
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1bSc62w9L
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3、和漂流一起做任务。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFIKD0zif2
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NqQ6UKhDS
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW08dGdxF2
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WGRS48Yau
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGwC9sTxVw
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeSvGi3amK
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmVmPN9BxP
千里：嘿嘿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwswqvNs0s
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyboJSXZOn
千里&剑鬼：好。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpLmUpQFd6
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKKNuKJvgC
佑哥：包在我身上了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WdtWxqopD
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ySrLsfYDr
御天：我，我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5RwZvATiA
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiyWbCrQQb
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLCjp7V4HY
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMBnocp6eE
御天：……QAQ48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuAtrUdh3w
公子：好了，那就出发吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80vftWaCsO
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWd80JJgRQ
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNlrZQgy4b
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwmblST4tD
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujfUJiAmGJ
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZZPKhJ39x
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC8R8UqPEv
御天：……QAQ48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OqoCJp4fE
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RHjncqGCG
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqAiACuXXT
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKk8JMS0S2B
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhZNjMI6RZ
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QCuLG6wYO
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D0sazL1le
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8EfNAIxnC
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxStCeaokVo
御天：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QO8rRyCvb
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqVW7jbJXl
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lxY71TWdh
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO77f5Vjn5
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71RQe715vw
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26gB6PGu4r
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe7quMWXHk
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjJpo1uuPc
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAeu0RrRTM
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aeTKCar5P
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdKhHZV2xd
（佣兵团频道内）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt93WFXCqZ
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6x7qzMYNd
众人：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjt3q3vK28
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxCj0VElin
千里：就是。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQyn7ep7R6
众人：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNezZVluMNS
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF09d8RN9Y
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm4ff25Q9k
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UV1bf8emS
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0bwoX0YmF
御天：靠！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDmTgj5BNu
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsqqQH4VQ5
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeHKJNaJhW
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZomTH1PNB
剑鬼：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpdBEtcOGy
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdVk6n9PWW
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lZSSRUgSm
众人：擦！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0qjbiZLfv
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPg1F3nQCC
剑鬼：任务怎么接？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yMsN0JnfX
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFi1pPv9O9
战无伤：是指那个吗？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct86af04wb
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLskuiK0rC
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLduylfiwkJ
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrwGGJJhIk
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVM059JN6Q
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUsGCUPP0t
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexOOTWhIHX
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGJbcLSxvx
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjygvuwjLlg
剑鬼：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlznhCtpno
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4QLakjVBo
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m2F5svgVc
战无伤：擦！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWhKeiIz8b
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhxNY7LG5p
佑哥：擦！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVhRDajqIV
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRAC6sRl1s
佑哥：再去试试看呗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrbaJnLVsK
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSLf6EdVTX
剑鬼：情人节任务……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWQrWc34ri
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCCNCB8OFr
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIMZdETO4a
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZJV6fikzn
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmKkOVFPHL
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDrvexmnDA
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQNaMcC5sL
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8KkSZEU7C
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfg8DEsrUX
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXLrsvL2Oj
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eH223JjGK
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaUZ1vPemb
佑哥&剑鬼：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkec84MgHR
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8kJ4kczAI
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH9VRiFu9Z
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwWyTgtN8c
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXNKD4pJsz
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfftbgxJzD
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0Y2dyElT0
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmPILDA379
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF5VPXFAtC
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9vB7QV7DR
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP8jPi253u
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqGMKDFnhD
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXI0V1Fumz
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mIbjFcKFC
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9L1N6Qtgl
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdCC6apKAw
公子：和千里做的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbQ8WBZajE
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRT4exvQJw
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu6uzrEzDw
战无伤：靠！无耻！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz4vMfbbc5
（N个城外的某个角落）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNrewGinX0
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5ZtmmRAAE
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqls1KBGWBw
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlHkvpyCS7
御天：那就滚远点！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYc4wQNIgh
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* 补充：48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJMS22uzTP
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcLf4w5vKc
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWY2sY7EVr8
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZHShOheqo
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmKxzQiddG
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYMSwwqz0C
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOleEtRPr9
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96HMfV0f8C
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEbC5CcyKb
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x9BhILAr0
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ5U5baTxZ
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDgAcb8kC1
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCetVNOcCZ
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fh60QyzC6
佑哥：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuXS4NPH4H
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqe52MOWBjd
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御天：QAQ48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa65zbZYfs
战无伤：怎么了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vcBfrkMEP
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkU9MJga2G
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNDcMYczTw
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fsDjiXMtR
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcTYGpVXvx
御天：家里的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGByiP7N8yx
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYxlNAEsDM
御天：对啊，我也不想的！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbzkfLhhTh
战无伤：[蜡烛]48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5elidjPD2K
（过了几天）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiBgzsNIVL
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bLi20jxnZ
战无伤：他又怎么你了？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CmgSbqIwc
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH4JRQsNuh
战无伤：[蜡烛]48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xGyGcpwpD
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnzPvo1RFY
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3ysVWzBHX
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1XogvXiD3
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UoIBiP9aj
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioyXwJSPTJ
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7U7kJgj4Bx
小雷：嗯嗯。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ptwgf8uaD
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2aSdPfCK0
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXmrCwOkZf
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDGV9KHhZ3
千里突然有了深深的危机感。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7cvTXRqPt
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ28q3fdftC
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2TCMkpNcJ
佑哥：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f0Zf0HxlP
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpooYBOjDBK
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenBZ6xnf1n
佑哥：……这是啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeSvcw9glC
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyEEplbLbu
佑哥：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktTSXvtZck
众人突然有了深深的危机感。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8OAAMtcDW
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FREETALK48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt8snED3Io
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5oc3KbqLn
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bu9L36nLm
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYUfEisXGl
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPySM0HMOp
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoinGOJorHj
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62slWnxuNs
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2zqO6gYuk
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBXlf7CNj1
以上~48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wkgsUTDKQ
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