1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvefy3L5nKH
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漂流：又迷路了吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10O6aZWmuR
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6dWp6UVYZ
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ut7n77Q3B
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC70W2ulNx0
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41CjE3hzAJ
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtV0oEiq2o
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2H7rlTxrm0
御天：QAQ72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfgoq95ZgU
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CrvYGOnTl
左手&右手一齐点头。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3XbXEAf17
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrftc8Gll9e
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH53foOgddF
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVUDE2FbFS
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2XCmprzbi
小雷：好~72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG6OOX5UXI
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxVkrtU8Pb
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiwNeAiIrG
御天：擦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI4VeQuoLZ
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggl8TjgoJ9
战无伤：擦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2gWrO7j9T
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssdhCH7lSI
众人：擦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5QSnV9I7g
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOaHOoEJov
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo6PEsq34o
战无伤&御天：我也……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4EjCdPutN
剑鬼笑而不语。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EO3Gi6QmG
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyBsFlNYf1
众人：擦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H1BItPkEo
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkbvL2g6qd
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAM7Vumjwg
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpRSy7aHlf
众人：切~72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnHE7AY2OM
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSya5iZOcP
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtELlXweTme
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcYFk4nYgt
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2AF3sIoX8
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0QcDwHaGm
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjv7D3t2mmD
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcDslmXNjO
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWJibY3HWA
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4ALRl6ctV
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH7dsWX8Fy
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEqC8tqtlx
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyF9ukigEJ
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTub7tNvaOC
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfGkXOdu3m
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3、和漂流一起做任务。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M5v6IyHTj
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xQRQo0zwl
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU1vHkesQE
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT3exgJStH
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAXTTvVcjH
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbQQGDG54u
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiTilwlzLY
千里：嘿嘿。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2im8bRyDh
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLKPvPmUle
千里&剑鬼：好。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhd51gWrMI
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AbceejNDo
佑哥：包在我身上了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iz82zqa4I
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqj2z3yzpv
御天：我，我。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaj3MghZDh
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9mFGvrTm4
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOr491zRKhc
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLEnV2Xb7s
御天：……QAQ72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSzIqjKV9C
公子：好了，那就出发吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxtqgdsWXd
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOZYyYFssc
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO8y8PDajF
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe5KJPPnhj
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfYlQilO8N
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u6Dtflalg
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ4i2ukKsS
御天：……QAQ72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqLkoAbBRz
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDqUL39uaw
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LwSotia7M
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7Uoldg4DG
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWkiCDGa0H
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDchUgWPBWB
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhajtsPpnK
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvTUomCuZC
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI1pt6qqGn
御天：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVQbG0oQAy
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTP4hOpmsg
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnhH0qlRHd
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswTXK8Pxql
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJxe2ci0q1
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1XxmYjolq
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcZ6JvWRGz
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5H6rCYaFq
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAZBShH3WR
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq85yaRNMN
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYtqZ0bVW3
（佣兵团频道内）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh15Rxid2F
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva3QGSSSzW
众人：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHKl5K2fY2
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdVD7BniFN
千里：就是。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7C8s0CJam
众人：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA0uthmR5a
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbij5bN7yi
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0FntauMiV
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgQq2VgfTH
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlfkX8WOjQ
御天：靠！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbPeB139Qr
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdq8yg3gj2
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtgnKniNXr
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkncRv4mnh
剑鬼：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBdL4JmHPe
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiO9tL8ZtH
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tBhak93mz
众人：擦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQetA1kY4kz
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkFtBXyq52
剑鬼：任务怎么接？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVfPw3Yg2W
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL46NLEY9X
战无伤：是指那个吗？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWyZbzFa3m
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBtKKsmSuP
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o06ufsNTQ
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8Bj1RVlbq
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREWXIxgywx
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL46FNisGqA
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeIeSUyMFZ
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISsTjnBwui
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM95jy3Po8s
剑鬼：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5VTQ572Iq
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSOJhEngL1
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqF3HSIUSs
战无伤：擦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm5sCQpYoL
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3pe2ypnaZ
佑哥：擦！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq02Yzl2Kp
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmNG17cpxS
佑哥：再去试试看呗。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeCSIa1IvX
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfeEz2hHId
剑鬼：情人节任务……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXKNppvJtM
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cc5fmNmWV
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu73YDrZ7tb
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0Utso6xGn
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZRsgUpykA
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBDxmAeh7U
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUxSTEtsQJ
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfHtAViGr5
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RwVITj5L9
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc1kQBEP7u
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ4NPh3FJN
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwYgAgIaBa
佑哥&剑鬼：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJPaNPiy8d
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKMujknkGd
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKLRIDOydv
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZu9AewAW7
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F5jshtXZX
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawvSfJr7kg
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNYex5HG8x
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yv21H7BB1
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjxmI3Yc7x
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp4ZDM4SUp
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUNu6OmlsI
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2TzCMkh4v
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1nUqZ1Inz
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilageR4PKD
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAvV4N12N1
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosGKfzcrFC
公子：和千里做的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBIltofh5e
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepPZq1Sv4N
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBekJJ07v8j
战无伤：靠！无耻！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFKe6KxpAj
（N个城外的某个角落）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf1FUwjBIz
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FWnETRQin
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIzwEGcAjr
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMCrWzR8ER
御天：那就滚远点！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS0W0oCJ45
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* 补充：72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBXUX9A7qk
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsQI7mNDGi
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkbJG6wJ2x
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx2kNxDekG
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3nJ8GTAbp
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi8BOEO7hv
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8wm8sq988
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeQluslySj
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajjRK04mrq
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3Xzj3n4j3
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGh8ODDHjz
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWHDd4vv3h
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4KDkeYNKp
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o6pXpjvfY
佑哥：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVediRC4Gw
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIMPqkR616
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御天：QAQ72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEQX9rFloA
战无伤：怎么了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhQKelmeH8
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UBWD7qh5K
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVh3UAdo61
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkAsXg2QuB
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusBy2UPMWg
御天：家里的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUl10mQOVS
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVXbtibjk6
御天：对啊，我也不想的！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgw4R5SotF
战无伤：[蜡烛]72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANFwwTA5O9
（过了几天）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0VIQactDA
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikbIO0OvCT
战无伤：他又怎么你了？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdQOcA1cYx
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18EoIDJex5
战无伤：[蜡烛]72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8Xg3HhDOu
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VnDBJTRVe
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzTOwxq3SH
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMcEupayAN
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDQZTK79Qj
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv2RdLhHO6
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZKWZXS1cM
小雷：嗯嗯。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol59CJJ7Rd
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn65vI9N8z3
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizX7PleJyu
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgEzsjB5gH
千里突然有了深深的危机感。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BsedThoNC
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheddfASoBV
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNik6375aUw
佑哥：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9xNq4KOy7
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VknQ4hQVn
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PeWM3RzAZ
佑哥：……这是啥？72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP9M61BzJW
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlRpVI30jR
佑哥：……72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmEPD89suW
众人突然有了深深的危机感。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgnFtBUOGE
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FREETALK72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRdwdU3eM0
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8T4FLDrw2
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMXwiEjTuq
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4mWItqgPL
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCXYMFQ6JN
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M9fNLnLf3
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPaZzTDukd
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicR5B7OOJP
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34dAYedphE
以上~72Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdReJ83Z2j
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