* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIcG4MOb1U
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出阵中——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNxYT23bxt
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWPCf5scrr
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61E7l050Jo
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknw4QNvdo3
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy9i1TUF3v
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQkPfVFFCc
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwl987CVYX
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfQCXwYROH
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZP61Ju8uo
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5why14HUp
烛台：大概吧……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMUVEkcf1T
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD6MYzFXHA
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不久之后——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbOQ5AQ594
81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDg1bTOAxA
长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRf6ER9s5Ko
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfu4mg0jcB
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5uNUc7uOP
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbnfRblVL4
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFplUJZXSWF
蜂须贺：……（怨气）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93YfgK2RSW
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxN4Z2UCIp
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回到本丸后——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgxjVNTbyo
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxJ27JYjaS
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0FB8BwdA1
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbiUYZ2P25
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9jNCWTeud
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLWbvY9IDv
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWoFLgoG3C
长曾弥：乐意之至。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fNxIyZITk
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjYUV85Mus
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmR5YrZQIj
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4ZcOSMIPO
豆丁：联络感情？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHZ1CFzrol
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z3X4f0QMr
豆丁：可以出去看吗？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dwfOY5h66
烛台：可以……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVWJMCTvft
豆丁：哇！太好了！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLgiCuxx8c
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq8PFRQVVo
豆丁：……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDVw5mBkwN
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再次出阵时——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rMMWt7U8S
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43AMfsHzQI
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILK5EqFICk
蜂须贺：……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9aMajTUL4
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不久之后——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4AnLZ5MEO
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7shOX3jw7
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzbtmebCQe
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtT9hfVp1L
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKQSW2BmwA
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypuOOvEmUF
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAcDFwdPlJ
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE0vQtxjoc
长曾弥：……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f6SxBUTZA
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回到本丸后——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6uRBaKhWU
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTR0yz1O6n
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmwqMvNd8x
（远处传来对话）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU69YiiEod
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVahNat1ah9
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFV1ewDHIh
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIoy7ouyph
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLLTnRyeMA
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPIX2EvRXx
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJNewVyPf6
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspUnoXRh6b
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhw1Bv8Hkw
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后来——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtuomKVYtd
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmnkI568qF
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxtQbp11mF
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhogMjtOBtb
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5tv9qVdRc
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWezXlIsOX
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再后来——81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZKYp9WJpQ
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBDwLpL03L
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWFuqxkbn7
浦岛：一期……哥好。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDLVUPVf2S
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7LDI8Nq0N
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1G7b2tqMg
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）