精神病有种狂躁的,我就是这种类型,但是“自古躁郁多才俊”。324Please respect copyright.PENANAnCkFYeWrbn
有个年轻病人,叫张爱民,正是非典时期,把他隔离在一个小间,他一早就在里面唱:“东方红,太阳升,中国出了个张爱民。”理直气壮地唱出,不脸红不害臊。他走路摇摇晃晃的,又不安分,一个女卫生员要绑他,护士陶玲蔚说不要绑,那个卫生员还想绑,陶玲蔚说:“卫生员听护士的。”我说:“你叫她听你。”陶玲蔚说:“她硬不听,只好拿大话压她,他走路都不稳,如绑了,跌掉都没手撑。”324Please respect copyright.PENANAwRAwca9t2z
他后来病还没好就出院了,走路还不稳,我们都觉得奇怪,一个小护士说:“并不是每个人都能恢复到100%。”324Please respect copyright.PENANA7B2U8kvPia
有个病友,比我年长,叫张中堂,有点派头,我戏说他省委书记,且对他老婆这么说,他老婆直笑,说他还省委书记。我们总结,我们也会看病,话多躁狂症,话少抑郁症,话不多不少精神分裂症,然后大笑。324Please respect copyright.PENANAuz5FUnZPp1
有次,护士施亮华大声笑着对我们复读我的:324Please respect copyright.PENANAHaoIkaaSmC
神经二十二11、(1)、324Please respect copyright.PENANAWJya7sxhnf
远看象妈妈,324Please respect copyright.PENANAclhsgocKVI
近看是条狗。324Please respect copyright.PENANAnADCf7DTyS
(2)、324Please respect copyright.PENANAlRDecnCAOu
远看象堵墙,324Please respect copyright.PENANAcjYp1JtFF6
近看也象墙,324Please respect copyright.PENANAxowTo6XAXq
越看越象墙,324Please respect copyright.PENANA8cDAhjThTd
原来就是墙。324Please respect copyright.PENANA3iP8FJVh79
(3)、324Please respect copyright.PENANAxAUccdC3o3
老太婆穿健美裤,324Please respect copyright.PENANAkHginbehlS
骚掘掘。324Please respect copyright.PENANAgVdhHbmzPI
(4)、324Please respect copyright.PENANADPMaohUquz
我也想去,324Please respect copyright.PENANAemTDlkz2eC
电视台。324Please respect copyright.PENANAMqZPCg8ENT
可,324Please respect copyright.PENANAIAB3yjoNQv
共产党,324Please respect copyright.PENANAGObAr0I2Zt
不要我。324Please respect copyright.PENANAQaOMhvEAx0
她觉得特搞笑。324Please respect copyright.PENANAOIaVinkH6N
我在生病时,我哥对我说三毛自杀了,我还不信。后来我写了“纪念三毛”,还投过镇江日报,当然非主流作品没登报。324Please respect copyright.PENANASqPxXmcKpW
神经二十二2、天堂里的陌生人---纪念三毛324Please respect copyright.PENANAqfjUnMwlIO
1992之元,梅雪竞芳之月,无可奈何之日,葛亦民致祭于天堂里的陌生人之前曰:窃思三毛自临浊世,迄今凡四十有九载,忆三毛其为质则金玉不足喻其贵,其为性则冰雪不足喻其洁,其为神则星月不足喻其精,其为貌则花月不足喻其色。324Please respect copyright.PENANAJSmZo1deF6
500年前带走一个印第安的灰衣人,324Please respect copyright.PENANAhOsWsXE3fD
1年前来到台北荣总病房,324Please respect copyright.PENANA4adNG1y1Kr
三毛对他说自己好累好累好累,324Please respect copyright.PENANA4CHl2Vb7Il
灰衣人张开了洁白的翅膀,324Please respect copyright.PENANASrpnoMAWLj
三毛终于放下了她的撒哈拉,324Please respect copyright.PENANAyXGBfDC8u9
开始了另一场出发,324Please respect copyright.PENANArlSb659Da8
这个天堂里的陌生人,324Please respect copyright.PENANAYcsBA5PxfG
坐在了耶和华的右手,324Please respect copyright.PENANAZOCeiJe2mU
她惊奇地发现,324Please respect copyright.PENANAVwBCMLSZhT
自己追求了一生的撒哈拉,324Please respect copyright.PENANAhNrEWQC7sG
竟出现在耶和华的天国里。324Please respect copyright.PENANAMri6ZxrAxw
只是三毛仍旧在重复着人们的最后一句话,324Please respect copyright.PENANA6dBlcrOFxV
于是另一个三毛又在向人们重复另一个撒哈拉,324Please respect copyright.PENANAdvvi1WPSPm
想必他也是一个天堂里的陌生人,324Please respect copyright.PENANASXAF5xhWx6
因为这个行星也没有他的位置。324Please respect copyright.PENANA7pSAR6gE4X
那次刚住院,我带了一袋咸鸡,有个胖胖壮壮的老头向我要,我给了他两块,他吃完了,仍要,我一发善心,说:“一起把你,”就一起给了他,他立即去厕所吃,几人跟着他。后来他仍向我要东西,我说:“刚来给你一袋咸鸡,有什么用?”一个男卫生员说:“你就是给他一头猪也没用。”这老头还吃别人吃剩的白粥,也是可怜人。324Please respect copyright.PENANAs1uXz2a9Pq
进院第二天早上没烟,一群人在洗漱间抽烟,我过去,有人让我向一个30岁左右的人要烟,说他会给我,他叫张军,他给了我,不久又给我1支。病人说他自称见过HJT。324Please respect copyright.PENANAOS7NjwEgS8
有次我对病人和女卫生员谈起共产主义,说到:“张军说他见过HJT。”一回头张军来了,我立即对张军说:“谁不想实现共产主义?HJT也想啊。”324Please respect copyright.PENANAIx8IkL0zPd
2011快女,喜欢刘忻,她爱唱“老男孩”,我在病房爱唱:“那是我日夜思念深深爱着的人啊。”有次我老婆来送吃的,我看到,立即对她唱,卫生员说这次唱对人了,我老婆就笑。 324Please respect copyright.PENANApCJtokT5nQ