精神病有种狂躁的,我就是这种类型,但是“自古躁郁多才俊”。327Please respect copyright.PENANAz5pqhyn7eS
有个年轻病人,叫张爱民,正是非典时期,把他隔离在一个小间,他一早就在里面唱:“东方红,太阳升,中国出了个张爱民。”理直气壮地唱出,不脸红不害臊。他走路摇摇晃晃的,又不安分,一个女卫生员要绑他,护士陶玲蔚说不要绑,那个卫生员还想绑,陶玲蔚说:“卫生员听护士的。”我说:“你叫她听你。”陶玲蔚说:“她硬不听,只好拿大话压她,他走路都不稳,如绑了,跌掉都没手撑。”327Please respect copyright.PENANAmf5svLI6kP
他后来病还没好就出院了,走路还不稳,我们都觉得奇怪,一个小护士说:“并不是每个人都能恢复到100%。”327Please respect copyright.PENANACoNBA7M4Iw
有个病友,比我年长,叫张中堂,有点派头,我戏说他省委书记,且对他老婆这么说,他老婆直笑,说他还省委书记。我们总结,我们也会看病,话多躁狂症,话少抑郁症,话不多不少精神分裂症,然后大笑。327Please respect copyright.PENANA7JDGwmvZFg
有次,护士施亮华大声笑着对我们复读我的:327Please respect copyright.PENANAcfG807Fpoe
神经二十二11、(1)、327Please respect copyright.PENANA0h1JmQ1FIq
远看象妈妈,327Please respect copyright.PENANAGfUlVNTMIZ
近看是条狗。327Please respect copyright.PENANAJYPtDfhEAc
(2)、327Please respect copyright.PENANAh8Fscd5WDV
远看象堵墙,327Please respect copyright.PENANAXmgqZzzTb7
近看也象墙,327Please respect copyright.PENANAwv3gKDII3i
越看越象墙,327Please respect copyright.PENANASpCaavRXBH
原来就是墙。327Please respect copyright.PENANAKaqDjvT168
(3)、327Please respect copyright.PENANAH646OlamTW
老太婆穿健美裤,327Please respect copyright.PENANAIIZ1FmPBer
骚掘掘。327Please respect copyright.PENANABJePaQapMr
(4)、327Please respect copyright.PENANAdIeUY9ddFn
我也想去,327Please respect copyright.PENANAiVb8DTG4eS
电视台。327Please respect copyright.PENANAXiybAkBIGk
可,327Please respect copyright.PENANAyklvjwlZ7H
共产党,327Please respect copyright.PENANAHU5pCDq5tk
不要我。327Please respect copyright.PENANAkowkGhs8xY
她觉得特搞笑。327Please respect copyright.PENANACPWTtbgXgG
我在生病时,我哥对我说三毛自杀了,我还不信。后来我写了“纪念三毛”,还投过镇江日报,当然非主流作品没登报。327Please respect copyright.PENANAvCCDvxVoC7
神经二十二2、天堂里的陌生人---纪念三毛327Please respect copyright.PENANAwBfr5w19pO
1992之元,梅雪竞芳之月,无可奈何之日,葛亦民致祭于天堂里的陌生人之前曰:窃思三毛自临浊世,迄今凡四十有九载,忆三毛其为质则金玉不足喻其贵,其为性则冰雪不足喻其洁,其为神则星月不足喻其精,其为貌则花月不足喻其色。327Please respect copyright.PENANAYatxdNOg4Y
500年前带走一个印第安的灰衣人,327Please respect copyright.PENANAfi2pFKp25e
1年前来到台北荣总病房,327Please respect copyright.PENANAaHObB4zRST
三毛对他说自己好累好累好累,327Please respect copyright.PENANABvdJhqU1D7
灰衣人张开了洁白的翅膀,327Please respect copyright.PENANA2JuSWmh90m
三毛终于放下了她的撒哈拉,327Please respect copyright.PENANASouXLgiWZz
开始了另一场出发,327Please respect copyright.PENANANdaRWKVnDh
这个天堂里的陌生人,327Please respect copyright.PENANASgceKI1YlE
坐在了耶和华的右手,327Please respect copyright.PENANAhP5S4RtMda
她惊奇地发现,327Please respect copyright.PENANA6RoeS9wJxk
自己追求了一生的撒哈拉,327Please respect copyright.PENANAetoX6jgCVM
竟出现在耶和华的天国里。327Please respect copyright.PENANAGXlITzAPSr
只是三毛仍旧在重复着人们的最后一句话,327Please respect copyright.PENANAMzYLQ3qrvN
于是另一个三毛又在向人们重复另一个撒哈拉,327Please respect copyright.PENANAca0Q0wgcgX
想必他也是一个天堂里的陌生人,327Please respect copyright.PENANASszVbNapQj
因为这个行星也没有他的位置。327Please respect copyright.PENANAi8CLTVRhoM
那次刚住院,我带了一袋咸鸡,有个胖胖壮壮的老头向我要,我给了他两块,他吃完了,仍要,我一发善心,说:“一起把你,”就一起给了他,他立即去厕所吃,几人跟着他。后来他仍向我要东西,我说:“刚来给你一袋咸鸡,有什么用?”一个男卫生员说:“你就是给他一头猪也没用。”这老头还吃别人吃剩的白粥,也是可怜人。327Please respect copyright.PENANAOAu8AKTfck
进院第二天早上没烟,一群人在洗漱间抽烟,我过去,有人让我向一个30岁左右的人要烟,说他会给我,他叫张军,他给了我,不久又给我1支。病人说他自称见过HJT。327Please respect copyright.PENANAAxSJ5Sn0jy
有次我对病人和女卫生员谈起共产主义,说到:“张军说他见过HJT。”一回头张军来了,我立即对张军说:“谁不想实现共产主义?HJT也想啊。”327Please respect copyright.PENANAJJOkCKlFQ9
2011快女,喜欢刘忻,她爱唱“老男孩”,我在病房爱唱:“那是我日夜思念深深爱着的人啊。”有次我老婆来送吃的,我看到,立即对她唱,卫生员说这次唱对人了,我老婆就笑。 327Please respect copyright.PENANAlg4pnybkck