我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮，冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy5xB8UxuY
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「癡…癡線，你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm9k8LMpLi
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「怕左你啦，我暫且就唔收你錢，但我真係好廢架咋，你唔好指意我好勁。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA4SZUgu7I
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我幫我自己戴定個頭盔。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwcuph0Ph1
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「得啦，即係你肯教我啦。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gQkT7cBvr
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然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story，上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry～要努力啲！」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo7dgct5B5
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Mk妹真係Mk妹，一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力，慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面，然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd，佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEc63jpRNW
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「洗唔洗咁做作啊，冇人會讚你架喎，衰左唔好賴我。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgImGSfoQA
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「乜撚野做作，我用功讀書架，教你就教啦咁多嗲。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY1gYgtZDM
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要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌，果然有其母必有其女。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSTI7VySQa
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然後我望向佢啲功課，見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號，仲有學校名，原來佢真係叫樂兒，佢全名叫孔樂兒，5C班，13號，學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS7t1jikJ4
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「咁你修咩科啊？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSX7DVNGjM
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「中史、生物。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfKxX4Erfl
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平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科？293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx46FHq6er7
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「你真係好彩，我以前都係修中史，呢個勉強教到你少少。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy4LAkDUJB
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「雖然我修中史，亦熟讀中史，但我模擬試只係攞2，因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎，所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8Wit3IsNC
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「乜你咁廢架，你淨係識齋講都攞到2？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBaEOOAt3R
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佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz2fEUjIGg
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「你唔好搵我教囉。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdXSMdRMqF
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「咁你盡教囉，只係我中史係最差咁解。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteRoRZKqy7
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佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEmoRbetPr
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「但你教我英文先。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpdwQM9HMx
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英文？啲雞腸反而係我最差喎，我點教你？293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN9NHcbdge
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然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做，呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油，加上佢手好白滑 ，更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚，估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbD6AAPXjj
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但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩？定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨？293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NTHOOdcD9
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「喂，peanut點串？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUIKr2tDlz
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正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時，突然佢問起我一個英文點串。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5iACsnuoN
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「penis？咪p-e-n-i-s，乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAhXcrC1Ik
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但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似，所以我聽錯左。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlkRX37uew
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「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦，peanut啊，即係花生。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr5dvtBQoc
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頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒，我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎，搞到佢笑到我面黃。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41a8SpckHg
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「得得得幫緊你，我幫你Google translate下。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1OfweoxeX
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「乜你英文咁廢架，ive喎，連隻英文單字都唔撚識，都唔明你點pass到。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjt0fYVTXB
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然後我又俾佢串，其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJY1IOoqof
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「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔，成績唔係好好，仲要英文我最差。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreZk32eD6h
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「咁你查到未呀咁多嗲。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUxFtTyVk4
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「查到啦，p-e-a-n-u-t。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHgVa9Kwi0
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然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文，佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢，係好彩嘅，可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx37WLoxzCt
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「bridge呢？點串。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0UHqVg2O4
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過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串，今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpSshkq9yS
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「bitch？咪b-i-t-c-h，你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOZAG83lF3
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我終於有機會串返佢，但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩？293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK176owJKA
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「屌你你就bitch。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2bsj8j7YB
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然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭，我感到一陣痛楚。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifDFllv9M0
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「哇好痛…」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa1xWJxFUq
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「抵死啦話鳩我，on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎，bridge啊，橋啊，翻譯下啦智障。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfsbO0uJrL
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頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我，今次仲要打鳩我，佢兩個讀音實在太似，我自己都聽錯左，點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KOSTj4q0e
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「查到啦，b-r-i-d-g-e。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa7fKY1sWy
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說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2HqGegFEq
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做左大約一個鐘多啲，佢就做晒，然後拎俾我過目。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta2alnrZT1
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「你拎去睇下我寫成點。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzYHVXkoUf
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我一睇之下令我嚇親，佢無論文筆、文法，就連結構組織等等都寫得好好，佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzuTiXEQH9
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「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你？仲好過我喎。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xCuzGZtXG
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「我就係想你過黎教我啊，吹咩？你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZeQmiVLbq
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咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁，連翻譯都叫人幫佢，可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCT6KZNVtcH
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「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文，其他科唔洗教嘅？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESqiZ4kGFc
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「咁你仲有咩要做啊小姐。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV2Djf6jq2
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「中史囉，咁啱有張工作紙要做。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCxmjiLug3
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Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎，第一part係問答黎。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQb0ycMnZb
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「我唔想睇書，你直接講答案我知啦。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdtQWpMiKS
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「乜你咁懶，揭書都覺得麻煩，明明書中自有黃金屋。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSt9l6nP8J
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啪！293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO29JpQlR4
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我又俾佢從後打左我一下。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9AUTQmM5Q
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「我黃你老味，叫你講就講啦咁多嗲，叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀，明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvaZjZOj6r
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力，一言不合就打人，真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruRid5aaWz
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「好好你冷靜啲，等我睇地睇下啲題目。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3K4lMvEZ8
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3ZFHeXOpj
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「你係咪連第一題咁簡單都唔識？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J6rEErvSR
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「識就唔洗問你啦，你係咪又多嗲？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR488qcTOD0
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「咪係唐玄宗囉，寫啦。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qCPbTw2oK
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我快快趣講個答案出黎，費事佢就一巴車落黎。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOydPspCl5h
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「原來佢就係唐玄宗，我幾鐘意呢條友。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspzx0GzTge
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又話自己唔識歷史嘅，冇啦啦又會識佢乜水？293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEFYFrfIX7
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦，人地鐘意肥婆架，你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7QaBL9nDs
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我心入面忍唔住暗爽以我嘅歷史知識串返佢。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMyhwax7vg
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啪！293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4NVywODep
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7kCix8h77
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「屌你我鐘意邊個關你撚事，洗唔洗你管？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQNGFsE8Ze
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的確係嘅，我又唔係你邊個，點管到你咁多，你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜，做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢，佢識邊個真係唔關我事。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKUPA5hf3x
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「冷靜冷靜唔關我事，我地繼續。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx3jbiUXmS
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽，問答呢一part好快就搞掂左，跟住就去到長問題。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKLHPuvOg3
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「跟住嗰啲點搞啊？」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb53bbBKRM1
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「你寫左第一題先，佢問你秦滅左邊六個國，就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIN7dAeBHf
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講，呢啲國名我唔洗記都識，簡單啦～293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjjDw5UWSN
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「有啲料到喎中史撚。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyszLdBvnH
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「當然，繼續作戰！」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NX7uSXXbb
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呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信，題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQVJE66gLb
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「跟住呢題承上題，佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因，8分長答題黎，睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSfjl8hUOU
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