我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮，冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHQokjGXYq
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「癡…癡線，你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG2ZKsdu9O
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「怕左你啦，我暫且就唔收你錢，但我真係好廢架咋，你唔好指意我好勁。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PzZ9eSfDV
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然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story，上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry～要努力啲！」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkGwGu6A1p
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Mk妹真係Mk妹，一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力，慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面，然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd，佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHIHIEBzfB
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「洗唔洗咁做作啊，冇人會讚你架喎，衰左唔好賴我。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QTVpHhe4P
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「乜撚野做作，我用功讀書架，教你就教啦咁多嗲。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvBgtk7fyj
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要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌，果然有其母必有其女。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD3FYuWYGk
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然後我望向佢啲功課，見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號，仲有學校名，原來佢真係叫樂兒，佢全名叫孔樂兒，5C班，13號，學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9W7u1S0mA
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「咁你修咩科啊？」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p8Ay7PWyk
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「中史、生物。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf3BkhQ7WD
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平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科？300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fejuScJcw
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「你真係好彩，我以前都係修中史，呢個勉強教到你少少。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzLwInDgMc
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「雖然我修中史，亦熟讀中史，但我模擬試只係攞2，因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎，所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm803xeEECq
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「乜你咁廢架，你淨係識齋講都攞到2？」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzh98z47VM
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佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU6CZK6DpB
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「你唔好搵我教囉。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2jTeSKsII
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「咁你盡教囉，只係我中史係最差咁解。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNQU2ZLIud
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佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxKD7NLTqR
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「但你教我英文先。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYIPgXe1vD
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英文？啲雞腸反而係我最差喎，我點教你？300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjHL19CnHH
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然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做，呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油，加上佢手好白滑 ，更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚，估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2W83aWiMl
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但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩？定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨？300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrwbTBv2PD
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「喂，peanut點串？」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQIa9FAAQp
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正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時，突然佢問起我一個英文點串。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraAxaLOAiU
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「penis？咪p-e-n-i-s，乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩？」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8z3y1AIgS
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但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似，所以我聽錯左。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczp0460Tpy
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「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦，peanut啊，即係花生。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOg6eC8XxK
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頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒，我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎，搞到佢笑到我面黃。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbSutw5vwQ
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「得得得幫緊你，我幫你Google translate下。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjStbGnWqr
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「乜你英文咁廢架，ive喎，連隻英文單字都唔撚識，都唔明你點pass到。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaX0SPEweG
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然後我又俾佢串，其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QRfrlFt9w
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「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔，成績唔係好好，仲要英文我最差。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44kb6y5Apa
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「查到啦，p-e-a-n-u-t。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj10jpEf0NU
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然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文，佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢，係好彩嘅，可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0x09U4QMyM
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「bridge呢？點串。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYUKGc5DDl
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過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串，今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkoTt0lyjk
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「bitch？咪b-i-t-c-h，你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn57tkROU4c
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我終於有機會串返佢，但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩？300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsXNr9X0sv
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「屌你你就bitch。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNeh66tjsO
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然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭，我感到一陣痛楚。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT6t53kldp
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「哇好痛…」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj0qcOfjCm
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「抵死啦話鳩我，on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎，bridge啊，橋啊，翻譯下啦智障。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgChlAp0ft5
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頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我，今次仲要打鳩我，佢兩個讀音實在太似，我自己都聽錯左，點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhK7fj3XuWV
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「查到啦，b-r-i-d-g-e。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ84FzMctBy
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說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugADM9e2kP
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做左大約一個鐘多啲，佢就做晒，然後拎俾我過目。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p29BkWoJm
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我一睇之下令我嚇親，佢無論文筆、文法，就連結構組織等等都寫得好好，佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtg2PP7cgP
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「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你？仲好過我喎。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz9MPW6QJW
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「我就係想你過黎教我啊，吹咩？你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszP5nGO1mq
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咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁，連翻譯都叫人幫佢，可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfyLuJluhP
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「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文，其他科唔洗教嘅？」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYUH92EgSc
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Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎，第一part係問答黎。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJV46Z8M1jL
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「我黃你老味，叫你講就講啦咁多嗲，叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀，明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhswLK9ys3M
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力，一言不合就打人，真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HoGBVZ3Jt
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCViKw7xyOR
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我快快趣講個答案出黎，費事佢就一巴車落黎。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIBgZ2qvNX
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦，人地鐘意肥婆架，你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01CXjK2oeE
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rc7bGBIXh
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的確係嘅，我又唔係你邊個，點管到你咁多，你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜，做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢，佢識邊個真係唔關我事。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhddbzCqbp
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「冷靜冷靜唔關我事，我地繼續。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1Fveibcpd
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽，問答呢一part好快就搞掂左，跟住就去到長問題。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy5eAAx6fl
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「你寫左第一題先，佢問你秦滅左邊六個國，就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Yyom6JzJn
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講，呢啲國名我唔洗記都識，簡單啦～300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCNeUXu1My
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「當然，繼續作戰！」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQJizvj1IX
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呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信，題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt9a8fRGto
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「跟住呢題承上題，佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因，8分長答題黎，睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」300Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEKW8PHyNm
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