* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSCdC5tVBa
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出阵中——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg50ijN1MU
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXppmRY0YC6
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjMilvFviF
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIID4YvFCuC
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ul9dX2IOf
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7hmIJpN42
71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3MtKJmd1u
（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8iDCvfrGx
71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDzQVhmXMr
蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjjVwVbD4b
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gTmTwmm3e
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf2CqoFjw3
烛台：大概吧……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkw0HrOfAj
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQSmEiDQfB
71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZySUdUhCQ
不久之后——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBSUhSOIgs
71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0278Mwkll3
长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qb00JpApc
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrlXHqaGnh
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JxAUQZ62F
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1dqiOAPjj
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOPtFPWRSn
蜂须贺：……（怨气）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJiZkmMQqK
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn4bbgt0Bd
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回到本丸后——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgXf2H2Pgx
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6uIAXM9za
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6NTfHuGSJ
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTtOqlOvSL
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8oL4m1oxH
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNSGZVzfUC
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTzI33zR7U
长曾弥：乐意之至。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTy28GSVzh
71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolu9JF4EWD
（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z22LH4vgP
71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcAAQS5uB4
豆丁：外面发生了什么事？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrdMk4KM6J
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEP5ei6MSRB
豆丁：联络感情？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDkK6essWO
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP9fkqLU2v
豆丁：可以出去看吗？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7BXSwGPO4
烛台：可以……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsGycETD1q
豆丁：哇！太好了！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqImMm2FNj
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZTz9HrlD0
豆丁：……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIhq7QSd2h
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再次出阵时——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg3BRUPz4C
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyzfhllYcj
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O9qmVpuRB
蜂须贺：……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1iiZ5VTlY
71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW73QGCSHD1
不久之后——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU6X9MXdCd
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcfqVIjB8b
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKc93QJ7oF7
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNWx16YBNz
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQJUDNzRFU
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNYIGpe521
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjVlwyO0tX
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO70bsHXHKD
长曾弥：……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gj5dJCAtK
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回到本丸后——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtn6T42rWi
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JSum555NE
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQG6kiecCL
（远处传来对话）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjxiK9MJHu
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkCRCRLXVu
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeDpsVsaPb
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitSkc1Qhpt
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCU4PzqbJB
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nxpgbX3zs
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9HAODGFzQ
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rwTCzVnZk
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz7OZO1A7r
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后来——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEATkxg1t8
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr67d1bTJD
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3mgJ4h9yr
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqpO4zJZmV
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jbokDUWkX
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZga8cahDm
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再后来——71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7Tzhaup5G
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlawYXpeTao
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB0kFMUH91
浦岛：一期……哥好。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkWSXvbglp
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JtTTOM2bZ
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUnf1lvOcl
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）