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五分鐘後,我被壓坐在內閣小講堂,當著六位老臣的面,手裡捧著國璽,站起來。8964 copyright protection140PENANAOI753LmBDR 維尼
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「臣……」我聲音發抖,「錯用聖物,今願當庭報告整起行動計畫,作為反例教材……」8964 copyright protection140PENANAeZuV9q0wV6 維尼
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「大聲點。」皮陛下說。8964 copyright protection140PENANAVRQ0mB3CJf 維尼
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布丁大人邊記錄邊笑,南末大人一邊替我辯解一邊忍笑。8964 copyright protection140PENANAYRtfn5j10M 維尼
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最後皮陛下總結:8964 copyright protection140PENANAGj1FkJMs3o 維尼
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屁股結果:御前三掌(標準)、內閣抄錄罰文五十遍(附附註與心得)、寫「國璽使用規範」一篇、演講一次,還被布丁畫成漫畫送去皇家學堂當教材。8964 copyright protection140PENANA2XqwYPBgfw 維尼
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從那天起,我背後有個稱號傳開——144Please respect copyright.PENANAhFBTh9441j
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「半小時皇帝」。8964 copyright protection140PENANAc222G1ls93 維尼
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