實習老師（上）623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzfbbA8srh
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「學校旅行就完咗啦！係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYeJk79bbo
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校長既呢句話，即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhy77zNRYB
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每週集會係我校傳統，不過請放心，絕對唔係一個非法集會，但係同非法集會一樣，都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXJOmeP4zZ
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校：「呀，最後一件事。今日開始，我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲，即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aqvOCP9vD
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNMWvstiCB
哇，不得了啊！今年的實習老師有一男一女，而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTCrvg6FVN
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBbHzsdyoL
女實習老師：「咁……我叫李芷詠，黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科，請多指教。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23wU2MYNE9
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc7xbruwKA
F.3D？咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班！校長，你唔好炒我呀！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lxyAC1ktH
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZIwkYDRnk
想當年，我個班都有過一個實習老師…………623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAN41qlYwW
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係一個吵到死既班入面…………623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XUNvGakPc
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmir3oqtln
「喂，嗰個邊個加？」我老死～＞一心問。（唔好問我點解叫一心，我唔想㗎！鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心，唔會有下次。）623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA867z0zrPR
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我：「…………鬼……知呀！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQdKioipc6
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddXRFq52dn
講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgk9xYZz4pW
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPVuqjrNry
我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜，唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAPSyBQZGl
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佢：「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊！我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊！下次再係咁，全部罰留堂。我姓朱，你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pjr7FiZON
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多多指教都唔講！睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦！
實習老師（中）623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZSSlGhMk9
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「好啦，解散。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOyxPWlNPo
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXOObHBdPL
校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpl0RxfaM4
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再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後，我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiAwpuoG9y
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我入到黎，已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoOF6pakjb
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我：「嘩！你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q6xSsWaYU
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全體同事：「你就好啦！有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDwNqEreQ5
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsvdUmoxn5
我：「……」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM98iAKVFgO
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我真係哭笑不得！我希望多一個人，唔會加重我既工作，跟手做埋我既負累啦！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAfQsrCfDo
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7fKpo5Zhc
呢個時候，有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭，應該係嗰個實習老師啦！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaLaI8vfjf
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAlff7M6Wo
我：「你實習既時候，記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係，你就大鍋啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3a7msczV7
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？：「有幾大鍋啊！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8N6wCIa8Z
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咦，男人聲黎既？而且，呢個語氣？！死啦！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmr2BwpnJx
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我擰轉我個死人頭，定睛望下眼前呢個人……623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnVEoVe2nf
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婆你呀麼！真係校長………………623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UeBmfvICf
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd95O9pu0C
校：「傑賓，入黎校長室！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbWGtotQaZ
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99hLOsZPb0
我懷着忐忑既心情，入左校長室......623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRY9U5lsVU
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBCLEvORtr
校：「喂，傑賓啊！連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩，我真係過意唔去……」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NUj9dgt5g
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我見佢唔講野，唯有點頭示意，請佢繼續講落去啦！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCvgx3HC7X
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6EU6WgfnD
校：「辛苦晒啦！……咦，時候都唔早啦喎！羅Sir，麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzT4h0SWlx
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我：「哦。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefWTWEukii
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7IViwxHPo
其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題，我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN9x8B6j5z
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCLnQS8RV1
我：「呢度就係啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXEGYPf7LA
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz4ODDqec4
詠：「唔該晒羅Sir！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh3ubGkYLC
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAZKy1dWIJ
係入去之前，我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同，旁若冇人…………623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dzlp2XWj4
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一推開道門…………冇錯，同頭先係冇分別㗎。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyflvziRHdM
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我：「靜一靜先，咁多位同學。呢位係……」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHToahcJNXV
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之後……又係自我介紹623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMKjHonDn5
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我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒，唔洗我擔心。仲好……623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleNzm9FgWa
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1iBd5afJD
我係度唸，其實……咁樣好咩？我淨係知道，我突然間多咗好多空堂啫！咁有咁多空堂做咩好？？補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DZgdO3QHc
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講講下，我已經瞓着咗啦……623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex7y3YytSh
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YhmkCRCYi
話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒，以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoqkxzlm1H
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Np6o4DiKv
[從來人們都要懷念過去，但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVs1gRuX2q
實習老師（下）623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgb3Ph9Xfo
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詠芝：「喂呀，羅賓叔叔，係時候黎打救世界啦。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYDLqF2x4C
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我：「又打乜Q救呀？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhlFVurkgz
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZkWv3ehFd
詠芝：「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情，我點識啫？！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVglf7bQLA
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeVnskmJcr
唔係下話？直接抒情都唔識？！你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎？呢啲野……BB都識啦！小姐。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXQFEmUsiW
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我：「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpYlBtylxf
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詠芝：「…………全部。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOx9QteKQRK
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我：「…………」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXLNnHUBaH
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我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛？！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MVK5nI9kh
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡba7Jhv3dWw
詠芝：「多得濟啊？Sorry囉！嗱，最多咁喇，我請你食飯啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdcHVaUyE8
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlvdGcLB9o
唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch，都係佢話請我食。然而，冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野，全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDIkckfLlL
衡。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz748aEUH6P
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyITuSCFZeQ
我：「欵，唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPPxFRBGdn
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrTBzFPPvR
詠芝唔耐煩咁講：「咁你想點啊？賓少。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DKM6877gr
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ801Fsi15ff
望見佢嬲到爆個樣，我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHgeGdC0K1
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacBDN5LZ6z
我：「身為一個紳士，點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3MARfIU3s
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7Yaqw2jge
頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝，突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針，好難捉摸啊！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6V963YZXK
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5uGLTnoT0
咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵，最終，我地去咗食吉野家。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIY9vN3NdJ
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuNSgCNzPK
雖然唔係話食得好好，但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁，唔使再搞到營養失衡。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7SXKzdfkG
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qBiTJbVdc
就係咁，我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提，呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlof428eqNM
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等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候，已經係六點。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jyUaWvf2i
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7RGPNjZqF
喺呢個時間，仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候，我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstrq0eDkXT
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我：「咦，你點解會喺到嘅？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoej3SLCjss
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdf9M9B4zk
芷詠：「冇，我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RehHXhx4S
623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OONnSztfy
我：「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎！如果你趕時間嘅話，可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoP0KBDl9R
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芷詠：「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班，梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦！同埋........」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhRZKerOU8
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我：「嗯？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtNhx4Bhug
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芷詠：「....羅傑賓老師，你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎！不如你........」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFKESqsRdd
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弊，瀨野...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwKh0BEvN3
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我：「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做，我走先啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU8d02PzO5
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說罷，我徑直向校門奔去，頭也不回。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnGgGoBtan
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好彩走得切啫。如果唔係，我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKaGNMxp1q
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話時話，都七點啦！我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉，連自己想食咩都唔知，真失敗！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUrW0oZYR9
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行，邊喺到唸食咩。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQkzRiCLOk
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突然間，我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解，我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXkK3wYLyc
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我：「喂同學，記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavojw3jpe1
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佢好明顯知道我講咩，但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vsZD20oWd
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芷嘉：「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條？但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎，應該唔計㗎可！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGke1E8CpIL
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我：「吓，乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0167z5Vmaq
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芷嘉：「你冇飯食咩？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG77KL3WB6
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家陣串我呀嘛！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZFyevh1Lt
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我：「係呀！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8pcf3jmrk
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你好彩！如果我今日唔係真係肚餓嘅話，我呢個唯一嘅客人真係唔鬼幫襯你。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK1LeP2AiU
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芷嘉：「咁好啦，本小姐就免為其難咁煮俾你啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGyTHjxTkK
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我：「但我冇帶錢喎！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6UoDrfMyz
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芷嘉：「okok……...咩話？！咁大個人都唔帶錢出街？！冇辦法，咁唔食得啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXwjux2CE8
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我：「唔食得就記缺點一個。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjQDa9Wt2g
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芷嘉：「吓？啊Sir你咁公私不分嘅！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbtFk0Vxum
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我：「咁而家仲係咪唔食得？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjudUAQ2eHS
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芷嘉：「唔係.......」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgJBLpEnIx
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就係咁，我又R到一餐免費餐啦！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXvNJ15OrM
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