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終於到了考試前的頭七了。(即考試開始前七日,不要想歪。)499Please respect copyright.PENANAsSrZVUQRc0
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通常在這些日子,同學之間的互動會減少了許多,尤其是學霸,加上這裏有齊中、英文兩位學霸,自然少不了緊張的氣氛。499Please respect copyright.PENANADtWo0WWlSR
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我和詠芝的關係自從上次巴士上鬧翻之後,情況一直沒有好轉。再加上連日來像仙境般的溫習,令到我一直冇辦法挽回我和她之間的關499Please respect copyright.PENANAlJqCILy6N6
係…………499Please respect copyright.PENANAWL9Ji37jls
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詠芝:「喂,……」499Please respect copyright.PENANA2zrlBL3NWR
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一個喂字成功打破彊局……499Please respect copyright.PENANAU1Yd1AFmij
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詠芝:「……今日放咗學,一齊食甜品啦!」499Please respect copyright.PENANAjrl65XzUKd
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我:「唔啦!今日要温中文呀!」499Please respect copyright.PENANA1HKmBdOUbc
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我的這一句成功將我們重新放回彊局…………………….499Please respect copyright.PENANA7l1aB8U3we
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她沒有再反駁,開始靜靜地溫書了。499Please respect copyright.PENANAjfX25hG9fS
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我承認我咁極端係好hurt佢,但是我覺得身為一名稱職的學生,我是必須讀好啲書,出黎搵度份好工,養番辛辛苦苦凑大你既老豆老母,然後結婚生仔…………(好像扯得有點遠…)而不是走去拍拖。499Please respect copyright.PENANAPDqff7TVjl
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講起考試,我教的呢間學校都好似就考啦喎!唔知佢地準備成點呢?499Please respect copyright.PENANAGcK68zdTE0
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好,等我聽日返學睇下先。而家就瞓先啦!
考試(下)499Please respect copyright.PENANA1UdzoxoO0g
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正所謂「出門遇貴人」,第二朝返學就被我遇到校花芷嘉。BTW,其實佢住我屋企附近…………499Please respect copyright.PENANAGxbZ7cKMrn
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芷:「喂,羅賓Sir。今日考你個科喎,可唔可以俾啲Tips先?」499Please respect copyright.PENANAeyrtHTjkHx
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我:「我既tips就係寫作唔好寫英文。」499Please respect copyright.PENANA0R1GNf9AI2
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芷:「車,唔想俾咪唔好俾囉!,」
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啫係咁……次次就算我唔俾tips你,你都考第一㗎啦!499Please respect copyright.PENANAIFlMmqpwbK
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但我身為老師,又唔可以咁答佢喎!499Please respect copyright.PENANA9COfAnHDUl
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講起上黎,我以前都咁樣問過我個中文老師……499Please respect copyright.PENANAuqNsSem2m6
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我:「啊Sir,你俾考試貼士啦!」499Please respect copyright.PENANACPF1omHRPv
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師:「一日為師,終身為父。人生是沒有貼士的,所以考試係冇貼士㗎!」499Please respect copyright.PENANAggBFVuPEGc
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好句,我就用呢句答芷嘉啦!499Please respect copyright.PENANARwr3B3Y9uU
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我:「正所謂:一日為師,終身為父…………喂,芷嘉!」499Please respect copyright.PENANA37bh3sbPKD
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你個死人頭芷嘉,竟然趁我唸野既時候走咗返課室。不過唔緊要,反正等陣我就係上芷嘉班既留校溫習課,儘管走吧!哈哈哈哈…對唔住。講返先,留校溫習課就如其名,這課的目的是要同學利用考試與放學之間的一段空檔時間温習第日既考試內容。499Please respect copyright.PENANAtEmobo5CMF
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一旦接近芷嘉所屬的精英班,我就要步步為營、放輕腳步。雖然這班叫精英班,但精英之處是演技,聽說他們一聽到有老師來就會隱藏499Please respect copyright.PENANA2oEcOa7M84
自己的惡行。我立志代替正義,所以我一定要看看他們的行為有多惡。499Please respect copyright.PENANAu5NzrRFW8N
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一開門,我震驚了。他們的演技冇我想像的厲害,但惡行則比我想像的大。D人出哂位,然後吵到乜咁,芷嘉一反常態地比較靜……499Please respect copyright.PENANA55JAv6F3XE
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突然,我望到了…胡子堅在調戲女同學。499Please respect copyright.PENANAiA6Zrh4yso
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又到講背景的時候了,胡子堅是個多口的人…………完。499Please respect copyright.PENANASgK8ic9aJb
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我:「喂,你做咩騷擾女同學呀?」499Please respect copyright.PENANADG27bgvc5T
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堅:「啊Sir,你睇錯啫。」499Please respect copyright.PENANAV0SyhsJuYX
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啊,唔通真係我睇錯!499Please respect copyright.PENANAbNnH37pgCV
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我:「不管了,温書吧!」499Please respect copyright.PENANAyk9nv6SseI
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在這樣一個「安靜」的地方,我又回想起了舊時的我……………………499Please respect copyright.PENANAqbMOV9cbq6
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詠芝笑道:「喂呀,唔好咁啦!」499Please respect copyright.PENANAExUg8CRKTe
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詠芝:「至多我今次中文合格,我就為你送上我的……肉體啦!」499Please respect copyright.PENANACa9wzdbNR0
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我:「下?仲講野,溫書啦!」499Please respect copyright.PENANAVWvRFnnHtP
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詠芝:「乜你真係咁想得到我既肉體咩?」499Please respect copyright.PENANAAHdPO0WhCh
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我:「........」499Please respect copyright.PENANAnX3TCtZM1f
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係咁㗎啦!你想我有咩反應啫!499Please respect copyright.PENANAcU5kkQdnzE
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最尾出黎個結果,我不負眾望拿了全班第一,而詠芝也不負她望地fail了。499Please respect copyright.PENANATlaT6PWToU
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然後我就被她以一副「我一早話咗㗎啦」既表情望了一整堂。499Please respect copyright.PENANADxYqMdwfmR
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我當時真係好想講返句「望咩呀望,未見過靚仔呀?」。499Please respect copyright.PENANA4nfKaf5fah
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之不過我呢一個斯文有禮的好學生又點可以講啲咁粗俗既野呢,所以最尾我淨係同伯母打咗兩次招呼咋…………499Please respect copyright.PENANAjEEezUNkXB
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嘩,我既思緒返黎既同時,原來已經打咗放學鐘。499Please respect copyright.PENANACNRU0HpkHB
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我:「各位同學,再…………??」499Please respect copyright.PENANAtBl6OPXBKB
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奇啦,點解會冇哂人既?499Please respect copyright.PENANAU61JO65viZ
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你班人渣竟然趁我回憶既時候走哂,連一句Bye Bye都唔講,冇人性呀你班人。