實習老師(上)399Please respect copyright.PENANABr5X1OFZB0
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「學校旅行就完咗啦!係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAR9ZDk65Yn8
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校長既呢句話,即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。399Please respect copyright.PENANAzpJCRWn4RP
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每週集會係我校傳統,不過請放心,絕對唔係一個非法集會,但係同非法集會一樣,都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。399Please respect copyright.PENANATdZ8STbXsk
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校:「呀,最後一件事。今日開始,我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲,即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」399Please respect copyright.PENANA4qGwXglXRg
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哇,不得了啊!今年的實習老師有一男一女,而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。399Please respect copyright.PENANAqAGVBIHrpG
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女實習老師:「咁……我叫李芷詠,黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科,請多指教。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAwSyemptDpt
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F.3D?咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班!校長,你唔好炒我呀!399Please respect copyright.PENANAtoI1W8hsBu
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想當年,我個班都有過一個實習老師…………399Please respect copyright.PENANAKkxOkvwtaT
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係一個吵到死既班入面…………399Please respect copyright.PENANASVri2V7QOJ
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「喂,嗰個邊個加?」我老死~>一心問。(唔好問我點解叫一心,我唔想㗎!鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心,唔會有下次。)399Please respect copyright.PENANAbG4xAoyi93
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我:「…………鬼……知呀!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAGncL9jSEID
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講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。399Please respect copyright.PENANAqbW1JcvXC6
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我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜,唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………399Please respect copyright.PENANAyETCojGhc8
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佢:「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊!我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊!下次再係咁,全部罰留堂。我姓朱,你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAKMyC5BULxk
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多多指教都唔講!睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦!
實習老師(中)399Please respect copyright.PENANA8pROxV0Bha
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「好啦,解散。」399Please respect copyright.PENANA5n9S3my4vP
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校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……399Please respect copyright.PENANAwivGKTeG2p
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再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後,我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……399Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZX7gp0f6U
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我入到黎,已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……399Please respect copyright.PENANAicExN3Oy31
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我:「嘩!你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊?」399Please respect copyright.PENANABBGqgH2bWv
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全體同事:「你就好啦!有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」399Please respect copyright.PENANArcS8bMWAE4
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我:「……」399Please respect copyright.PENANAMtf9glFEkL
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我真係哭笑不得!我希望多一個人,唔會加重我既工作,跟手做埋我既負累啦!399Please respect copyright.PENANArwENXvCCmW
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呢個時候,有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭,應該係嗰個實習老師啦!399Please respect copyright.PENANAh8b7k9KvUq
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我:「你實習既時候,記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係,你就大鍋啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAdXAxXG2efT
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?:「有幾大鍋啊!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAY9aJhcRiZD
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咦,男人聲黎既?而且,呢個語氣?!死啦!399Please respect copyright.PENANAg0Dk4DtGx4
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我擰轉我個死人頭,定睛望下眼前呢個人……399Please respect copyright.PENANAa3dafpM6Vh
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婆你呀麼!真係校長………………399Please respect copyright.PENANAOmTObpLFvC
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校:「傑賓,入黎校長室!」399Please respect copyright.PENANANZ7M3OgWum
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我懷着忐忑既心情,入左校長室......399Please respect copyright.PENANAnSFrInnhuu
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校:「喂,傑賓啊!連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩,我真係過意唔去……」399Please respect copyright.PENANAb747p6pO4U
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我見佢唔講野,唯有點頭示意,請佢繼續講落去啦!399Please respect copyright.PENANAZpt69QBcEX
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校:「辛苦晒啦!……咦,時候都唔早啦喎!羅Sir,麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAM7IRhh3hwb
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我:「哦。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAV6o0r6QHmC
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其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題,我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。399Please respect copyright.PENANALwb5pbjoxc
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我:「呢度就係啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAyny8X0MFuA
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詠:「唔該晒羅Sir!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAGVUW0E3nhA
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係入去之前,我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同,旁若冇人…………399Please respect copyright.PENANACxIOXDsGYu
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一推開道門…………冇錯,同頭先係冇分別㗎。399Please respect copyright.PENANAXzuv1Tapuo
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我:「靜一靜先,咁多位同學。呢位係……」399Please respect copyright.PENANAOnyEZNvxi7
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之後……又係自我介紹399Please respect copyright.PENANA4G9rR8guZC
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我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒,唔洗我擔心。仲好……399Please respect copyright.PENANAJeKHpGncmD
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我係度唸,其實……咁樣好咩?我淨係知道,我突然間多咗好多空堂啫!咁有咁多空堂做咩好??補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉!399Please respect copyright.PENANAZjDLxMN7xV
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講講下,我已經瞓着咗啦……399Please respect copyright.PENANAeqvqd5AHWR
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話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒,以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。399Please respect copyright.PENANAezTAXIbJrj
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[從來人們都要懷念過去,但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 399Please respect copyright.PENANAdKNfhb0jJ8
實習老師(下)399Please respect copyright.PENANAVMCaxD9465
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詠芝:「喂呀,羅賓叔叔,係時候黎打救世界啦。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAkdL2lz5f6u
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我:「又打乜Q救呀?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAas2rprM6de
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詠芝:「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情,我點識啫?!」399Please respect copyright.PENANA12XiUMZX9z
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唔係下話?直接抒情都唔識?!你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎?呢啲野……BB都識啦!小姐。399Please respect copyright.PENANAmAZHkLZfFD
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我:「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀?」399Please respect copyright.PENANA31DldZOVVc
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詠芝:「…………全部。」399Please respect copyright.PENANA9f3n2YxfUt
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我:「…………」399Please respect copyright.PENANAciFXndrirf
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我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛?!399Please respect copyright.PENANAzu75OBmOkL
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詠芝:「多得濟啊?Sorry囉!嗱,最多咁喇,我請你食飯啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAPKVaaHcgml
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唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch,都係佢話請我食。然而,冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野,全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失399Please respect copyright.PENANA5oU9XYg0Mj
衡。399Please respect copyright.PENANA9LtLQt01bd
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我:「欵,唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAxmCL3z1C8u
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詠芝唔耐煩咁講:「咁你想點啊?賓少。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAjjZ9XQAhM6
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望見佢嬲到爆個樣,我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。399Please respect copyright.PENANAB8uPYDQDtk
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我:「身為一個紳士,點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAtmHsmMEg9t
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頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝,突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針,好難捉摸啊!399Please respect copyright.PENANA4wv8YKOqI2
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咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵,最終,我地去咗食吉野家。399Please respect copyright.PENANAmLznk4cFqv
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雖然唔係話食得好好,但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁,唔使再搞到營養失衡。399Please respect copyright.PENANAVxOjFhgRj2
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就係咁,我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提,呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。399Please respect copyright.PENANAwQz37SdnAG
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等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候,已經係六點。399Please respect copyright.PENANAM3NpSSzplB
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喺呢個時間,仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候,我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。399Please respect copyright.PENANAf8l5GomDKo
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我:「咦,你點解會喺到嘅?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAdaNi0IlBCm
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芷詠:「冇,我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAlDDhMSskeQ
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我:「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎!如果你趕時間嘅話,可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛!」399Please respect copyright.PENANA9yqrpwd2QA
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芷詠:「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班,梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦!同埋........」399Please respect copyright.PENANAg5kSXNmgA7
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我:「嗯?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAk2gHytGvpV
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芷詠:「....羅傑賓老師,你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎!不如你........」399Please respect copyright.PENANAhzqXoLUoDZ
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弊,瀨野...399Please respect copyright.PENANAhw31exldhQ
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我:「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做,我走先啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAfC2RWUJzCm
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說罷,我徑直向校門奔去,頭也不回。399Please respect copyright.PENANALP7TjiucYe
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好彩走得切啫。如果唔係,我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦!399Please respect copyright.PENANAb57yW4odaV
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話時話,都七點啦!我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉,連自己想食咩都唔知,真失敗!399Please respect copyright.PENANAg738ZJFRDv
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行,邊喺到唸食咩。399Please respect copyright.PENANACt7hJyCCGE
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突然間,我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解,我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。399Please respect copyright.PENANAHPv0CB266d
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我:「喂同學,記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAjEw0qBQOxf
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佢好明顯知道我講咩,但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。399Please respect copyright.PENANA9urNJuUIFN
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芷嘉:「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條?但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎,應該唔計㗎可!」399Please respect copyright.PENANABvZpYEgGPB
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我:「吓,乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAmrvN1q2zC7
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芷嘉:「你冇飯食咩?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAhTHp6IexWj
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家陣串我呀嘛!399Please respect copyright.PENANA29McgcXzip
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我:「係呀!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAvJjefBvncY
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你好彩!如果我今日唔係真係肚餓嘅話,我呢個唯一嘅客人真係唔鬼幫襯你。399Please respect copyright.PENANA9qGxf2vWe8
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芷嘉:「咁好啦,本小姐就免為其難咁煮俾你啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAGKoZdmysgy
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我:「但我冇帶錢喎!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAwgO81rxECU
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芷嘉:「okok……...咩話?!咁大個人都唔帶錢出街?!冇辦法,咁唔食得啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAcs97PQ2SVX
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我:「唔食得就記缺點一個。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAsTMTDwneCd
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芷嘉:「吓?啊Sir你咁公私不分嘅!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAms44nBRptr
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我:「咁而家仲係咪唔食得?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAJGE4dHRsUV
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芷嘉:「唔係.......」399Please respect copyright.PENANAJQxyYClVSR
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就係咁,我又R到一餐免費餐啦!399Please respect copyright.PENANAdlmcyo2wgI
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而家啲細佬女真係易呃。