三十年前有套港產片叫《細佬識講嘢》。故事就係講有個人嘅下體識得講嘢。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwHmMmc9Rt
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勢估唔到，咁荒謬嘅電影橋段會發生喺現實之中。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7M3ES5thiv
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一個唔留神，碌嘢又飛走左。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ511UyDpfbp
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我立即追上去：「唔好走！」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55jJ1je0I7
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條jer喺半空中急停，然後漂浮到我面前：「你係咁追住我，乜條嘢你架？」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ702hazRwYZ
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佢講嘢嘅聲線低沉而帶點陰森，而且每次發聲嘅時候，馬眼都會一開一合，兩粒蛋蛋就好似喉核咁郁下郁下。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfZVC69ths
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「係…係我嘅…」我吞一啖口水回答。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNtDRj4sYA
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「頂你個肺！就係你條木嘴喺我墳頭屙尿！」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhXANv4QQz
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「我…對…對唔住…」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXI8lda4OM
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「收皮啦！我依家就鄭重同你講，你條嘢以後就歸我！」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxXzbBj9Sj
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「你講咩話？」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqxy4tSfWq
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「說話只講一次！係咁先，bye鳩bye！」佢一講完就調頭加速飛上天。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERr8jQHuYW
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「喂！唔好走呀喂！」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PBsrRzSeF
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我快步跑上前追趕，可惜速度唔夠快，根本追唔切。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkksUjMSrR
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然而我並無就此放棄，立即跑出馬路截的士。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m7BoUsluH
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慶幸咁啱有架綠的駛過，我上左架車，指住上空，叫司機大佬追住嗰隻飛緊嘅「雀仔」。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4albPM9AWN
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司機大佬以為我運吉，好在我即刻補左句：「車費我俾double！」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFTf1n45F5
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有左呢句，對方馬上就踩恆油門，追趕目標。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jU5z4XlIS
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一開頭其實都跟得幾貼，好可惜後尾遇到塞車，到最後都係跟甩左。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxvW7uxOlS
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望住天上嘅jer jer消失喺視線範圍中，我極度無奈咁歎一口氣。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72up1o0bAG
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唉屌…今鋪點撚算…114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1CkbcmWHg
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碌鳩唔撚係俾隻鬼上左身下話...114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gAeUV4FiH
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係嘅話就大檸樂…shit…114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnowOQvqE8a
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「尋根之旅」暫以失敗告一段落，我擺低雙倍的士錢後落車。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxpHDHelEb
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錢用左可以再搵， 「細佬」飛走左，隨時就係一去不返。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfJ2sZkCnH
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諗返轉頭，今次真係鹹濕惹的禍，一心掛住拮窿，完全無諗後果，結果就搞左壇咁杰嘅嘢出嚟。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RvkVOSUbP
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心情難以平復，個肚仲餓到咕咕聲。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22VmT600O9
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由朝早到依家晏就都無嘢落過肚，我改搭巴士返出去市區，打算醫飽個肚，補充返體力先再諗點算。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuDN5xJqy8
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途中，我一路都feel到下面涼浸浸，不斷有風吹埋嚟。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwPXYJv4DC
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瞇埋眼只見親愛嘅「細佬」仍然喺空中飛翔。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzrsZc3sJN
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茫茫天地，唔知佢要飛去邊，只希望佢唔好俾啲大麻鷹擔走。
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